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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Business Idea: SBR EXPERTS ONLY
    Boys I aint fukkin dumb you know

    Buy 100 at a time at pizzeria
    Freeze them

    Re sell by re heating in my fukkin oven right out of my basement
    No cooking
    Big signs on front of building
    Sell by slice only $3.49
    Very little cost other than buying pizza and gas
    Nobody knows some pizzeria made them
    Just thrown some pepper on them or other small gourmet spices

    Corbin's Gourmet Pizza

    I aint dumb you know
  • rfr3sh
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-07-09
    • 10229

    #2
    3.49 a slice ?? I can get 2 slices and a pop for 2.50
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    • Tech N9ne
      Restricted User
      • 06-24-11
      • 5366

      #3
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      • TR88
        Restricted User
        • 06-10-10
        • 9364

        #4
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        • Ice House
          Restricted User
          • 07-21-10
          • 4060

          #5
          genius idea.... you going to have a lemonade stand at the stop sign too?
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          • SportsMushroom
            SBR MVP
            • 09-28-10
            • 4177

            #6
            how much money do I have to deposit at 5 dimes to become an SBR Expert?
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            • Tech N9ne
              Restricted User
              • 06-24-11
              • 5366

              #7
              Don't forget to add your special sauce Corbin
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              • djefferis
                SBR MVP
                • 08-16-08
                • 1205

                #8
                Great idea, 3.49 is a bargain for "gourmet" pizza.

                Even better, tell people that shit is 100 percent organic certified and a portion of profits go to support a 3rd world country in central America.

                Finally, don't forget to put a tip jar next to the register, if dumb people want to pay more, let them.
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                • trytrytry
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-13-06
                  • 23650

                  #9
                  play the local produce angle even if a slight fib..reduce to $3.33
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                  • Richkas
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-03-08
                    • 19396

                    #10
                    Great idea Coach....your always hustling
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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Terrible idea JJ. Buy 10 birds for 150k and if you know what to do you can get back 425k. Have fun
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • BIGDAY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 02-17-10
                        • 48245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ice House
                        genius idea.... you going to have a lemonade stand at the stop sign too?

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                        • No coincidences
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-18-10
                          • 76300

                          #13
                          Do what you gotta do in today's market.

                          It's dog eat dog Coach.
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                          • ebbearsfb1
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-07-08
                            • 18815

                            #14
                            Jj those are jersey shore prices... how much is a pie near you?
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #15
                              Originally posted by djefferis
                              Great idea, 3.49 is a bargain for "gourmet" pizza.

                              Even better, tell people that shit is 100 percent organic certified and a portion of profits go to support a 3rd world country in central America.
                              This part is accurate.
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                              • jarvol
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-13-10
                                • 6074

                                #16
                                Because somebody is gonna buy gourmet pizza out of a basement in Newark from some old broke bald fukk???
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                                • Glitch
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-09
                                  • 11795

                                  #17
                                  cut the 8 pieces into 16 pieces and sell it for for 2 dollars a slice.

                                  the market is probably not too big for street gourmet pizza. (in residential neighborhoods)
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                                  • tony_come
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-31-10
                                    • 21695

                                    #18
                                    jj go find empty plastic water bottles, make sure the labels are still attach

                                    fill them up with tap water from your sink

                                    sell them $1.00 each

                                    water is gold pal
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                                    • lolguy999
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-28-10
                                      • 3070

                                      #19
                                      genius if you got rich fux in the neibourhood with money flowing out of their pockets, and you can maybe win a 100$ bet instead of selling some 30 slices
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                                      • cant call it
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-29-10
                                        • 8817

                                        #20
                                        10% discount on orders of 10 or more slices
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                                        • doublej95
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-26-10
                                          • 14094

                                          #21
                                          Price is to high and I doubt you could pass the health inspection to get a license to sell food
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                                          • laclippers504
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-21-06
                                            • 4553

                                            #22
                                            Coach. I thought there was actually going to be a solid business idea in this thread lol
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                                            • vyomguy
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-08-09
                                              • 5794

                                              #23
                                              i want to invest in this coach
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                                              • Regul8er
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-06-07
                                                • 10666

                                                #24
                                                Hey Coach....Id buy your pizza at $3.49 a slice!
                                                What kind of gourmet spice would you be offering??
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                                                • Grits n' Gravy
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 06-10-10
                                                  • 13024

                                                  #25
                                                  The things baldy will do to lure young boys to his place.........

                                                  Just end the whole charade and move to Fire Island and become a Cub Scout leader.
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                                                  • wtf
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                    • 12983

                                                    #26
                                                    will mommy loan you money to start?
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                                                    • Glitch
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-08-09
                                                      • 11795

                                                      #27
                                                      im sure there will be many interested sbr-point investors.

                                                      you guys didnt read it right. order sbr pizzas from papa johns or where ever. sell slices.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Italian Pizzerias
                                                        Top quality
                                                        Most of you from hick areas whereas cardboard Pizza is tour choice

                                                        I think this can work
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                                                        • 3PtShooter
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-13-08
                                                          • 3936

                                                          #29
                                                          JJ have a daily special 2 slices for $6.98
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