Show her who the boss is and who carries the sperm
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cecil127
SBR Hall of Famer
11-19-09
7310
#37
never cried but sure have felt like it getting beat at the wire a few times id rather not remember (short term memory loses is a self defense mechanism in my case) thus chit canning that pick 4 that wouldve paid 1000's....
this past 9/11 i almost cried when my 2 y/o filly lost a quarter million dollar race by a lil over a head....not really a bad beat but ida been sittin pretty had ron pierce gotten a c hair more room against the rail in the stretch. there's always next years 3 y/o season.
i never risked more than i could afford to throw off a building at one time so thankfully ive "inner peace" in that respect.
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phillybadboy
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-09
9383
#38
plenty
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8ArIvd5
SBR MVP
04-24-10
3175
#39
Originally posted by Dom177
No, however I am a sufferer of frequent frustration boners :/
Frustration Boner: a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.
do you like it when she slaps you and calls you a bitch?
i've never cried after a loss, but my lady has after seeing how pissed i get. she worries too much.
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lunchbawks
SBR Posting Legend
01-31-10
12873
#40
Crying? No.. i sign onto SBR and comiserate with all the other losers that night.
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Avenger
SBR MVP
03-15-11
2119
#41
Griz, you are the POTM. Thanks for this.
I feel so connected. I am not alone. Thanks SBR family.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#42
If your betting money you cannot afford to lose you will cry
can make a video on it when I get fukkin buried
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Tech N9ne
Restricted User
06-24-11
5366
#43
Perfect song for this thread
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#44
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griz
SBR MVP
01-27-11
3647
#45
thanks men. i hear girlfriend laughing in the bedroom, watching a comedy or some shit. this is darkest hour but i will reverse fortunes next week. when im rolling in the fukkin cash ill be going out to nice dinner and send her a fukkin picture of me eating lobster and drinking expensive champagne
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#46
Fukk her laughing in there while you're dying outside, Griz.
You gots to smack yo' bitch up. You'll feel a lot better. She deserves it for putting you in this position.
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Tech N9ne
Restricted User
06-24-11
5366
#47
Originally posted by griz
thanks men. i hear girlfriend laughing in the bedroom, watching a comedy or some shit. this is darkest hour but i will reverse fortunes next week. when im rolling in the fukkin cash ill be going out to nice dinner and send her a fukkin picture of me eating lobster and drinking expensive champagne
Show her who the fukkin man is grizzly
You have the sperm that fills her hyna
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RealSlimShady
SBR Hall of Famer
12-24-07
6249
#48
Originally posted by jjgold
If your betting money you cannot afford to lose you will cry
can make a video on it when I get fukkin buried
Your meltdown videos have been epic productions
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thetrinity
SBR Posting Legend
01-25-11
22430
#49
never cried i want to right now. complete disaster football has been so far.
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samdapatriotsfan
SBR MVP
10-10-08
1585
#50
Originally posted by eidolon
slammed my laptop keyboard with my fist a few times and then punched the screen...so the play ended up costing me another 800 dollars...
I watched a buddy of mine do this, I was on the floor in tears. I am surprised he did not lay me out.
I have been a little grouchy after a bad beat but that is about it.
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PAYTON20
SBR Hall of Famer
02-02-10
5217
#51
Haha great thread. Never cried but got that super sick to the stomach feeling like I was gonna puke my guts out that doesn't go away
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ChuckyTheGoat
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-04-11
37462
#52
Haven't cried, but have laid face down on bed and pondered.
If it's too bad, get out. Not worth it.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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19th Hole
SBR Posting Legend
03-22-09
18954
#53
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thirtytwo
SBR MVP
01-07-10
1784
#54
I cried every time Matt Ryan took a snap in 2nd half.
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NHL Pro Capper
SBR Wise Guy
07-06-11
604
#55
Originally posted by CallMeChip
If you cry because of losing a bet, you really shouldn't have put down the money. That's just depressing.
Bingo
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marcoloco
SBR MVP
07-05-10
3986
#56
my mom caught me crying.... which is less embarrassing than what she usually catches me doing
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Ricki Roma
SBR Wise Guy
09-03-10
737
#57
Originally posted by marcoloco
my mom caught me crying.... which is less embarrassing than what she usually catches me doing
Thats a real fan
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#58
Crying is for fhag.. man-up you fukk..
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Ice House
Restricted User
07-21-10
4060
#59
Originally posted by PAYTON20
Haha great thread. Never cried but got that super sick to the stomach feeling like I was gonna puke my guts out that doesn't go away
i know that feeling all too well.
nothing greater than the feeling of a big win..... but man does it hurt to lose
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sharlataans
SBR MVP
08-13-10
1927
#60
Wow. If you cry after the loss you are betting scared money and you have only one way then.
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Wulfman14
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-10
8869
#61
i was sick to my stomach cuz i worked hard to grind up my bankroll and it just vanished yesterday because of the eagles. stupid me putting my faith in that scumbag vick
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sharlataans
SBR MVP
08-13-10
1927
#62
Originally posted by Wulfman14
i was sick to my stomach cuz i worked hard to grind up my bankroll and it just vanished yesterday because of the eagles. stupid me putting my faith in that scumbag vick
Put the rest of money you have on OVER 47 tonight. It will make you feel better
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Wulfman14
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-10
8869
#63
Originally posted by sharlataans
Put the rest of money you have on OVER 47 tonight. It will make you feel better
lol there is nothing left. dont feel like redepositing right now . fuk the nfl.
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Richkas
SBR Posting Legend
02-03-08
19396
#64
No....never....in this buisness after a while you get use to it....
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griz
SBR MVP
01-27-11
3647
#65
i am done with gambling. downloaded an LSAT book from thepiriatebay today. time to change life around.
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#66
Griz-
Quit being gay.
Best-
Opie
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Tech N9ne
Restricted User
06-24-11
5366
#67
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griz
SBR MVP
01-27-11
3647
#68
easy for u 2 say opie
ur not going have to suck off ur bookie this week
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Double Bogey
SBR MVP
07-24-10
1465
#69
Originally posted by Wulfman14
i was sick to my stomach cuz i worked hard to grind up my bankroll and it just vanished yesterday because of the eagles. stupid me putting my faith in that scumbag vick
You went all in on a road favorite that was 1-3?
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ncsubowen
SBR MVP
02-12-11
1227
#70
I had big money (for me) on the Pats yesterday, and for some reason I was sure I had gotten -9.5 and lost. I was devastated, then checked my 5dimes and lo and behold... -9! I've never been so happy to see a canceled bet in my life.