Check in coach. What you doing today? Gamblers breakfast? Conference call with Fishhead? Monitoring Skype for Shari every 20 seconds for a few hours? 
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6:00AM..............Shower, got some new device I put on tile (suction) It is the closest thing to a real ass. It is made of rubber but feels read..marketman no need to lube up because of warm shower water...need I say more?? It is the greatest device I ever bought
Price: Priceless
7:00AM......Post in my robe while drinking tea and having biscuits
8:30AM ..Check my cameras to see if anyone touched my fukkin land previous night
9:00AM....Laps in street..usually 60 yrd sprints, chinups , pushups....dips
10:00AM....Take a ride around City looking for Paid Trim, buy soem coke if around
11:00AM ...Go to deli and get cole cuts, rolls for games , talk with a few sharps at table, everyone shakes my hand as they know I am sharp and asks who I like
12:00AM.....Check my garden and talk with the trees
12:30PM....Usually do a line or two and bet the games
1:00PM..Kickoff, post, walk the rooster..eat a few sandwiches
2:15PM...Usually get horny and start watching porn and then make mad dash to bedroom and have fun with my projector, shaftmaster
Turn all lights out, project porn on my ceiling so it looks liek broads sitting on my face or are on top of me while I get shafmaster going, have to run 200 ft extension cord to shaftmaster because not much power upstairs..put the rooster in the device and the thing is great, electric fukkin suction, I go crazy, most of time I put towel in my mouth so nobody hears me moan. Clean up *** and everything
3:15PM...watch second halfs of early games
4:00PM ..late game bets..watch
5:00PM..usually get horny again and call a porn line/web cam porn and get off that way or try to..like for $50 an hr talk with hot chicks that actually want to meet me...we fuk around for a while
6:00PM..back to football..post of course in between all of this shit
7:00PM usually do some e-mailing..try and get posters to send me pics so I can picture face with posters
8:00PM...bet late stuff..order a fukkin pie..sprinklie with with pepper....soda
8:45 PM..while watching foots have desert (strawberries and chocolate) saw it on porn, cake, ice cream, whip cream with chocolate bananas.....cookies
9:30PM...watch football, post, drink a little champagne
10:30PM..night all horned up ready to do ANYTHING....post, try and call chicks to go out most hang up on me
11:30PM....struggling with myself, I usually break down, reflect on everything, get a big mirror and stare in it, scream, cry , see myself and what a fukkin loser I look like..I am a mess late at night post strange stuff..why me..why bald..why small rooster..why angry
12:30AM fuk it and do coke, scream a lot, go over days betting figures...strip down get into bed angry and usually spread out like 100 porn magazines and hump them all and try to get off..most of time fail
1:30 AM..exhausted from posting, fall asleepComment -
You're getting the hang of it shar. Almost 100% like him.
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I am more angry today than probably the last 20 Sundays
No idea why...if you saw me it looks like I have a chip on my shouderComment -
Gold, you are usually boring as fukk but I give you credit, this post was classicComment -
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Right in schedule in deli right now postingComment -
the deli one is funny. you should like holden caulfield.Comment -
8:46 am.......Waste 20 minutes of my life explaining what I'm going to do today.Comment -
long day
check what I am doing nowComment -
possibly the funniest post I have read from you coach, especially 2.15 pmComment -
what kind of cold cuts? do you get both kinds of cappcola? and how about the mortadela? gotta
have mortadela it's the best.
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I see your routine has changed a bit over the years coach.
In case anyone was wondering what his daily schedule was like before I've listed it below.
5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .
5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies
6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.
7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils
7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.
8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.
8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.
8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts
9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.
10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts
10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.
11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts
12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition
1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them
1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts
1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.
1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts
2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.
4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts
5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.
5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts
6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.
7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post
7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays
8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.
8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes
9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.
10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack
11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post
12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors
1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.
2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.
3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed
Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.
Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.
You know I might be more normal than some of you nutsComment -
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The alltime bestComment -
missed that one, maybe the best everComment -
Got a family thing today
Smalll.. a few people in South Jersey
I rather be home with you guysComment
