Why is CC exhausted after he throws 5 pitches?

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  • priskilla22
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    • 09-22-11
    • 2289

    #1
    Why is CC exhausted after he throws 5 pitches?
    This guy is a flat out embarrassment to the game. I know he had very good numbers this year, but when he is too fat to even last an inning without looking like he is about to pass out, shouldn't he consider getting into shape?
  • Hotdiggity11
    SBR MVP
    • 01-09-09
    • 4916

    #2
    Didn't he brag about losing weight in the off-season?
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    • Dank_Fire
      SBR MVP
      • 05-13-09
      • 2272

      #3
      he is a fat ass
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      • Tech N9ne
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        • 06-24-11
        • 5366

        #4
        He took too many cumshots

        He's a fukkin loser
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        • priskilla22
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          • 09-22-11
          • 2289

          #5
          I remember watching him in April... I'm pretty sure hes gained about 35 pounds during the season.
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          • Sunde91
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-26-09
            • 8325

            #6
            fat fuk was puffing and sweating when they showed him warming up
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            • priskilla22
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              • 09-22-11
              • 2289

              #7
              I think if CC pitched for the Rangers, he'd have a heat stroke in the 2nd inning in July.
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              • Coachep
                SBR High Roller
                • 09-28-08
                • 129

                #8
                They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
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                • priskilla22
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                  • 09-22-11
                  • 2289

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Coachep
                  They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
                  I know Ruth pitched too, but his main job was to hit the ball over the fence... then he could jog.

                  Bad conditioning for a starting pitcher isn't a good thing.
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                  • paco
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-07-09
                    • 62873

                    #10
                    Thas what 11 Whoppers in 1 sitting will do to anyone.

                    Havent ya seen "super size me"?
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                    • priskilla22
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                      • 09-22-11
                      • 2289

                      #11
                      The fat clown walks a guy and then crawls into the dugout dying of exhaustion.
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                      • DemoralizdDreamr
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-04-11
                        • 4319

                        #12
                        i seriously thought he was gonna faint soon, too many twinkies for this boy.
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                        • bashtron
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 09-13-11
                          • 44

                          #13
                          fat bastard can throw a ball but he ain't no professional athlete
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                          • Ratzz
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 07-07-10
                            • 8965

                            #14
                            can't believe that's allowed by the Yanks..

                            YANKS HAVE A STRICT DRESS CODE.
                            (steinbrenner thought he was running an army)

                            hair tight, NO razor stubble, NO beards...
                            only pencil mustache allowed for CC...

                            NO curls coming out from under back of hat...

                            why the hell is it OK to come in 80-90 lbs. overweight!?!?

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                            • Ratzz
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 07-07-10
                              • 8965

                              #15
                              last time i check... pitchers do not become exhausted lifting up 1 oz. razor stubble.. after each pitch

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                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-01-10
                                • 16031

                                #16
                                Being a Yankee fan....I pray he Ops out of his contract at the end of the season.....he's absolutely shot....dude is tall, but he's carrying 40 pounds more than he needs too out there
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                                • firehoyt
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-02-10
                                  • 3569

                                  #17
                                  How many baserunners have NY left on tonight?! 8? 10? 12? They have no chance leaving that many runs on base.
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82839

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Coachep
                                    They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
                                    Ruth won MLB championships. CC won all you can eat buffet championships. Big difference.
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                                    • laclippers504
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-21-06
                                      • 4553

                                      #19
                                      He's lard man. He's in bed with satan & a bunch of hamburgers. Dude is a bumb. Enough said.
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                                      • lsusports
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                                        • 10-06-11
                                        • 1784

                                        #20
                                        Over-rated........bigtime.
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                                        • firehoyt
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-02-10
                                          • 3569

                                          #21
                                          Three more they just left on base with 1 out. Stupid A-Rod. Worthless
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                                          • I/O
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-26-11
                                            • 7922

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Coachep
                                            They said the same jokes about Ruth. Didn't hurt his abilities too much.
                                            Very bad comparison.

                                            CC might have 80 to 100 pounds on Ruth

                                            CC eats Ruth's body weight in one day

                                            Baseball players were playing for daily existence. Many of today's very well paid players, like fat fuk CC, aren't motivated by the same issues.
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                                            • priskilla22
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                                              • 09-22-11
                                              • 2289

                                              #23
                                              I"m actually hoping that it comes out that CC had a really bad flu or something. The only thing that could explain how bad he looked this series.
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                                              • Educ8d Degener8
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-12-10
                                                • 3177

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by priskilla22
                                                I"m actually hoping that it comes out that CC had a really bad flu or something. The only thing that could explain how bad he looked this series.
                                                You mean bad food?

                                                'Cos that muthaf*cka sure do eat him some...
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                                                • Ricki Roma
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 09-03-10
                                                  • 737

                                                  #25
                                                  Why rip sabathia cause hes fat, im willing to bet most of yall are fat too.
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                                                  • Renojaguar
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 03-29-09
                                                    • 921

                                                    #26
                                                    too much mayo, mustard, and melted cheese on those New York Subs.
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                                                    • Educ8d Degener8
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-12-10
                                                      • 3177

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ricki Roma
                                                      Why rip sabathia cause hes fat, im willing to bet most of yall are fat too.
                                                      You think this is fat?

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                                                      • Ricki Roma
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 09-03-10
                                                        • 737

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8
                                                        You think this is fat?


                                                        Lmao, I think brahma is kind of short kinda on the stocky side, I wouldnt go as far as to call dude fat judgin from that pic.
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                                                        • AribaAriba
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-03-09
                                                          • 2922

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by priskilla22
                                                          I think if CC pitched for the Rangers, he'd have a heat stroke in the 2nd inning in July.
                                                          was imagining it and its funny as hell!~
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                                                          • drfunkmaster
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-29-08
                                                            • 11162

                                                            #30
                                                            I wonder how many took the yankees today...
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                                                            • priskilla22
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 09-22-11
                                                              • 2289

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by drfunkmaster
                                                              I wonder how many took the yankees today...
                                                              I had the under, and was worried CC would ruin it for a second.
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                                                              • Guinser
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 11-04-10
                                                                • 461

                                                                #32
                                                                the vince wilfork of baseball..well conditioned athlete
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                                                                • painter10
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 12-30-09
                                                                  • 457

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Fat boy better get in shape !!!!!
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                                                                  • mh217
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-05-10
                                                                    • 2226

                                                                    #34
                                                                    clearly he's overpaid..its the only case of a fat fucker like this being "not hungry"
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                                                                    • mh217
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-10
                                                                      • 2226

                                                                      #35
                                                                      most players dont deserve long term contracts, they rarely have the character to sustain their worth..only classy guys like texeira and jeter play hard for their whole deal..90% of the league is like bobby bonilla
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