Need Some Help With My Craigslist Ad...

[saints7011]

me and the lady are no more...

need to find a new one...

what should I say to sucker one in...

"um hello , my name is Peter Jr. but all my friends call me little peter...I am a good guy...email me"

[William Walters]

Time to get a job saints

[jjgold]

go to a fukkin bar and meet broads

your not meeting anyone on craigslist

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

my cousin met his wife on craigslist...he is the definition of creep

[BIGDAY]

GL saintster.

[saints7011]

Time to get a job saints

Ive put apps in at mcdonalds , arby's , starbucks...

in comment section I asked for 10 minute SBR break at top of every hour...

kinda like a smoke break but I dont smoke...hope they will honor it if hired...

[RubberKettle]

What happened to the lady

[onetrickpony]

oh hello saints long time no see pal

[unusialsusp5]

sounds like that hall and oates song "she's gone" and if you look in the mirror and you're not getting any younger, it will be the devil to replace her. remember, the gals go to bars to find a meal ticket, so employment is adviseable.

[King Mayan]

Ive put apps in at mcdonalds , arby's , starbucks...

in comment section I asked for 10 minute SBR break at top of every hour...

kinda like a smoke break but I dont smoke...hope they will honor it if hired...

[Boner_18]

Call blittydeuce. Guy could sell ice to an eskimo on that site..

[saints7011]

oh hello saints long time no see pal

wats up OTP...

depressing times right now pal...

I got 3 weeks to make this happen...

[Ice House]

go to a fukkin bar and meet broads

your not meeting anyone on craigslist

surpisingly you can meet people on craigslist.... just not anyone you would want to meet.

[Ice House]

best place to pick up a chick is a sporting event... i met my gf at a baseball game.

but also the grocery store, the mall, and the gym are hot spots. The nightclubs if you have money

[saints7011]

best place to pick up a chick is a sporting event... i met my gf at a baseball game.

but also the grocery store, the mall, and the gym are hot spots. The nightclubs if you have money

I tried walmart last night...

put some nice electronics in the buggy to make it look like I had money...

walked around with that buggy for 2 hours but couldnt get a hit...

finally just took buggy to an empty aisle and left...

[William Walters]

Try Popeyes. If no prospects.......find the nearest KFC.

Happy hunting.

[saints7011]

Try Popeyes. If no prospects.......find the nearest KFC.

Happy hunting.

do they have wifi...

I need job with wifi...

[Ice House]

Saints how old do you want this girl to be?

[saints7011]

Saints how old do you want this girl to be?

18-80 Im desperate icehouse...

thinking i may have to find a gilf...

she will have best chance at already having money...

[jarvol]

Just specifiy on your craigslist ad if you are top or bottom.

[saints7011]

Just specifiy on your craigslist ad if you are top or bottom.

i put versatile...

did i fukk up...

[King Mayan]

[DemoralizdDreamr]

Ive put apps in at mcdonalds , arby's , starbucks...

in comment section I asked for 10 minute SBR break at top of every hour...

kinda like a smoke break but I dont smoke...hope they will honor it if hired...

[DemoralizdDreamr]

I tried walmart last night...

put some nice electronics in the buggy to make it look like I had money...

walked around with that buggy for 2 hours but couldnt get a hit...

finally just took buggy to an empty aisle and left...

[QuangX]

[crjohnson32]

Looking to meet the woman of my dreams. Someone who appreciates me for who I am. I love big TV's, big trucks, baseball caps, and wife-beater tanks. I love going out with my friends to get drunk at strip clubs too. I'm looking for a nice woman who is not looking to jump into a relationship too soon but who knows what it means to be sexy and take care of her partner. Please no BBW's (sorry) but you won't look good on my arm when I wear a white t-shirt.

You must love dogs and my beer can collection, my dogs, my cans, and I are a package, so if you're not into them then please move on. I like to let all 6 of my dogs sleep in my bed with me, so hopefully you don't have a problem with that.

Deal breakers:
likes to shop too much
obsessed with height (i am short)
fat
talks about yourself too much
neediness
always wanting to talk about the relationship
small breasts (sorry, there is nothing sexier than grabbing onto a nice pair)
doesnt like to cook for her man
bossiness
nagging
always wanting to get up early in the morning
fat
intolerance of me and my habits
pressure to have kids


Turn ons:
thin
large breasts (very sexy)
quiet
beer drinker
has her own friends and won't try to make me watch chick flicks
smells good
likes football
doesn't expect me to pay all the time
intelligent but not too intelligent (i dont like nerdy girls)
rich father
thin
doesn't have a relationship calendar, i.e. doesnt wonder after 3 months if we are going in the right direction.

[Ice House]

Go to a horse race...


or a place where people ride horses...


people that own horses have money. Girls that own horses usually don't know that many dudes.


also hit up the martini bars...


go to an alterations place and hit on the asian girls... or go to a massage parlor and hit on the asian girls

[Ricki Roma]

Maybe it would be good to give urself a break from the dating scene bro, you dont NEED a woman

[jarvol]

Go to Liberty Tap Room tonight.

[saints7011]

Go to Liberty Tap Room tonight.

I was thinkin bout 2notch...

[jarvol]

Lower quality on Two Notch.

[saints7011]

Lower quality on Two Notch.

dont have much choice jarvol...

rent due soon and I have no money...

I went on facebook today and tried to become friends with some Mungo chicks though...

oh baby , if I can sucker one of them in , Im set for life...

[laclippers504]

Try okcupid man. Craigslist is horrible.

[boneheaded1]

Moneyshot is doing quite well with PlentyofFish.

[excel]

Just sold a car on there in a hour; I suppose it would be similar. First you have to straight up lie. A car in decent condition should be listed as great condition, a car in great condition listed as like new. Always advertise the good things like low mileage and never list the bad things like ticking in engine. Adjust this to fit you.