Why Won't Anyone Love Me??? LOL

[Teela]

You've been working out. You can probably type with your muscles.

I'm pretty buff.

By buff, I mean that I prefer to eat cheesecake in the nude.

[Robyn]

Move over into the Girls Only thread.

[pavyracer]

Be honest: how long were you waiting for some kind of a cow discussion so you could tell that joke?

Thank goodness Robyn went cow!

It was not a joke. It's called genetic engineering.

[BeatTheJerk]

it's actually called a swing and miss pavy ............... no ?

[swede96]

Swede,

Ask and you shall receive. Take a good look at a woman. One who doesn't brag on the internet about having anal sex after drinking loads of tequilla -- that's your way, I guess.

Does your boyfriend know he has such a classy lady for a girlfriend?

Take a good look? I would if she wasn't so far away and distorted in addition to having a giant douchebag attached to her side. Poor girl. I would be clawing to get over that railing.

Hey, why should I be classy and why should he care? All he does is cheat on me all day anyway.

[swede96]

Don't know about most guys here, but I'd prefer a girl that drinks tequila and gives up anal to one who sits inside and reads the Bible all day. Maybe I'm weird...

I don't care who you are, that funny right there, man.

[BadNina]

Now Swede, stop trying to steal Bread's thread.

[swede96]

But everyone should pay attention to me!! I have boobies and I desperately nee the attention to survive!! Ask the mighty and wise monkeyline!

[BadNina]

Hey mighty and wise monkeyline!

Does Swede really have boobies and desperately need attention to survive?

Love Always,

Nina

[RageWizard]

Hey mighty and wise monkeyline!

Does Swede really have boobies and desperately need attention to survive?

Love Always,

Nina

I'll field this question for monkeyline if he doesn't mind, the answer is yes. I'm surprised that her man hasn't already hit the streets, or maybe he is really intellegent and has a couple of skanks on the side that he bangs with out her knowing or maybe she is just dilusional. Either way Swedes isn't getting any so she comes on this forum and tries to hook up with any degenerate that can almost type out a coherent sentence. Sadly she cant seem to get any action because we all know that needy bitches are the worst to get rid of when your done with them. We should all thank the Monkeyline for making us all aware of Swede's ploy. It almost worked, guys are always hypnotized by breaticles and Swede knows that we can't help it.

[sickler]

ouch

[moneyline]

As the ever-lovable Nina would say ...

"BAWLsmack..."

(cause we're not really sure what Swede has down there ...)

[RageWizard]

Of course I'm a degenerate loser who regularly post comments on this forum so if the Swede was close enough to me I would give it a go. I wouldn't even care if she was a tranny as long as 2 factors where true. The first being that she couldn't have a bigger penis than me, there is nothing worse than tranny penis envy. I'm not saying that I'm like the J Monster but then again I'm not like the dude on MonsterCock.com either. The second is he/she would need to like to receive anal cause I've always been a giver and I don't think that I could receive that well.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Of course I'm a degenerate loser who regularly post comments on this forum so if the Swede was close enough to me I would give it a go. I wouldn't even care if she was a tranny as long as 2 factors where true. The first being that she couldn't have a bigger penis than me, there is nothing worse than tranny penis envy. I'm not saying that I'm like the J Monster but then again I'm not like the dude on MonsterCock.com either. The second is he/she would need to like to receive anal cause I've always been a giver and I don't think that I could receive that well.

[BadNina]

*sniffsniff*

Monkeyline called me lovable. I may need a moment.

[HAPPY BOY]

Jesus ,Swede, Robyn, Nina..... Im horny think Ill give the ol lady a Cuban sword. be back in five.

[Bread]

Bread.. bring back the bread with the mustard face .. I think is the most original avatar in the forum

and dont you mind ML .. have you ever heard the saying :
Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience..

P.S
I think Robyn very pretty, and you're a very lucky man

Dizzel

Alright man no problem!

[keyboarding]

You see the same used-up, tired titties every night. Tittles that have been fondled and serviced by countless men before you ever saw them. Tittles that will bow down to gravity more and more with every passing year. (wow -- now that I think about it, you ARE lucky)

Speaking of sagging, Bad Nina comes out of the woodwork.

[Robyn]

I am sorry about my saggy boobs.

[mmike032]

Of course I'm a degenerate loser who regularly post comments on this forum so if the Swede was close enough to me I would give it a go. I wouldn't even care if she was a tranny as long as 2 factors where true. The first being that she couldn't have a bigger penis than me, there is nothing worse than tranny penis envy. I'm not saying that I'm like the J Monster but then again I'm not like the dude on MonsterCock.com either. The second is he/she would need to like to receive anal cause I've always been a giver and I don't think that I could receive that well.

[Cougar Bait]

Nice job on that avatar switch Bread. Always like the mustard. Always liked it.

[Robyn]

I like old school bread, too. I shall switch to old school Robyn.

[MrMonkey]

Wow! Just saw this entertaining thread! I'm now anxiously waiting to see my little Italia girl Alyssa in her G-string! Robyn, now plan on wearing a JJ Gold costume for Hallowen and knocking on your door! Treat and more Treat!!!

[jellobiafra]

I am sorry about my saggy boobs.

[keyboarding]

I like old school bread, too. I shall switch to old school Robyn.

Are you Chinese? Or something.