if you train a huge gorilla how to swing a bat, can it play in the MLB?

[pico]

is there a rule against a non-human from pinch hitting?

[bigblue74]

[pico]

i was thinking about prince fielder

[MonkeyF0cker]

Why? Are you a gorilla trainer?

[gordon gekko]

Ryan Howard?

[pico]

valdamir gurillo

[Broke Sport Guy]

Why do u only mention black men as gorillas? Racist mother****ers

[MonkeyF0cker]

David Eckstein

[pico]

Why do u only mention black men as gorillas? Racist mother****ers

ok, ichiro suzuki

[pico]

Why do u only mention black men as gorillas? Racist mother****ers

fukadome

[pico]

Why do u only mention black men as gorillas? Racist mother****ers

albert pujos

[Broke Sport Guy]

Isnt it funny how some talk behind computers???

[SlickFazzer]

yes, you can train any animal, gorrillas included, and if they have the necessary skills
they can be signed to a contract.

[ChuteBoxe]

Technically gorilla's are all black in color. If they were compared to any race, it would be one of very dark skin. Ex. (African, Haitian, African American, Domincan, Jamaican, etc..). I don't think it's racist at all. I mean, if he said this albino tiger looked like david ortiz, everyone would say he's a moron...



This tiger looks like a white person. Is that racist?

[FreeFall]

**** spots. Imagine what they could do in the weight room. Top3 probably could crack 10,000 lbs

[SlickFazzer]

Technically gorilla's are all black in color. If they were compared to any race, it would be one of very dark skin. Ex. (African, Haitian, African American, Domincan, Jamaican, etc..). I don't think it's racist at all. I mean, if he said this albino tiger looked like david ortiz, everyone would say he's a moron...



This tiger looks like a white person. Is that racist?

Not at all. Looks like my uncle.

[betplom]

This tiger looks like a white person. Is that racist?

Racists are exclusively white.

Thats the picture the media paints.

I know that asians are very much racist themselves but this is rarely mentioned.

If you provide information or are telling a story and the subject includes a persons colour it is racist.

I've been called racist for mentioning a persons colour even though it was accurate information.

I'm NOT politically correct, I'll call a spade a "spade".

[ChuteBoxe]

I hear ya. A spade IS a spade.

How come African American's can have Ebony magazine, but if white people made Ivory magazine, it would be racist.

How come there can't be White History Month, but we have to celebrate Black History Month?

How come people of color get 3x's as much money for college? It's supposedly because they were slaves, but what about the Jews? They don't get that much aid. Or how about the Italians that were slaves in the Roman times? Or the Native Americans? What about the Chinese?

[frostno98]

This thread is a freaking joke in the making. So I take it Blacks are Gorillas & Monkeys, Asians are Cat & Dog eaters, Mexicans are beaners & wetbacks, and whites are crackers & honkies.

[Broke Sport Guy]

This thread is a freaking joke in the making. So I take it Blacks are Gorillas & Monkeys, Asians are Cat & Dog eaters, Mexicans are beaners & wetbacks, and whites are crackers & honkies.

Isnt it sad. guess we know more about picoman and chute box.

[pico]

i like chocolate more than crackers.

[pavyracer]

picoman is a donkey. only donkeys think gorillas can play in the MLB.

[smitch124]

Gorillas can't hit the curve.

[betplom]

Can gorillas play in the NBA?

[ChuteBoxe]

Isnt it sad. guess we know more about picoman and chute box.

What did I say in my posts that were false?

Do we have a WHITE HISTORY MONTH?
Do we have a Ivory or White Pride magazine?
Were other races not slaves?
Is it false that African American's get more compensation then every other race?

This has nothing to do with being racist. This has to do with opening your eyes, and being realistic here.

[pavyracer]

What did I say in my posts that were false?

I think you confuse hair color with skin color. It's like saying white doves are like white people.

[ChuteBoxe]

I think you confuse hair color with skin color. It's like saying white doves are like white people.

Here's a baby gorilla. What color is his skin?

[pavyracer]

It's brown not black. Go see an opthalmologist chutebox.

[SBR Lou]

Here's a baby gorilla. What color is his skin?

Is it just me or does anyone want to buy one of those? They're adorable.

[ChuteBoxe]

I'd definitely get one. Imagine when it gets bigger too, and you walk it down the streets of BK.

[Dad]

I bet this gorilla could ba trained to play baseball.

[ehp6737]

This thread just set the human race back 10 years. Nice job Pico

[aqaz69]

What about training sumo wrestlers to be NHL goalies?

[BetterBizness]

what about all those gorilla mascots that dunk... someone trained them didn't they?

[BetterBizness]

What about training sumo wrestlers to be NHL goalies?

Are you saying all sumo Wrestlers are fat? Fn fat hater!