Athlete charged with most bizarre crime?RB Davenport defecating in gals dorm closet?

[BrentCrude]

Anyone remember that one from a few years back where ex Miami Cane,Packer and Steeler Naje Davenport crapped in a Miami college gals dormatory closet.What excuse did he give?I can't remember?Sleep crapping?That it was a religious rastafarian custom?

I dare anyone to come up with a better arrest for a pro athlete ever?Can't be done in my opinion?

Where is the crapper now after the Steelers released him?Maybe he's a professional craps player or a tennis buff that will go to watch the U.S.open at Flushing Meadows.

[Bet Shooter]

I think OJ and the white Bronco should make the list.

[BrentCrude]

I forgot about Barry Alvarez's assistant coach kid at Wisconsin.He broke into a frat house and put their house mascot parrot in the microwave.He's was close to having pro athlete status.I know college kids that are drunk make mistakes they regret later in life but would you hire a guy that microwaved a parrot????I wonder what it's last words were?I wonder if one of Alvarez's friends turned stool pigeon on him?Or maybe the cops interrogated Alvarez and he sung like a canary?

[Bet Shooter]

never got arrested, but who was the pitcher wacking off in the bull pen at Yankee Stadium? Or maybe it was the Mets?

[Bread]

Naje Davenpoop.

[pavyracer]

Who's this Ninja ******? Never heard of him.