BTP7 Week 3: Ring the Bell

The Prick · 09-22-11, 10:10 PM

lol, all kindsa critics come outta the woodwork when i throw up a donut. pitch a shutout once an the sharps are all sittin on there hands.

i see how its gonna go

bigboydan · 09-22-11, 10:13 PM

I don't have to time to throw zingers at you tonight prick because I'm trying to get some work done. So why don't you just go back to what you do best which is overflowing toilets at Mobile gas stations.

The Prick · 09-22-11, 11:26 PM

danny i sure hope you didnt get a cramp in that big ol brain of yers son with alla that witty banter. i aint never been to Mobile, much less a gas station in Mobile

bigboydan · 09-22-11, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

danny i sure hope you didnt get a cramp in that big ol brain of yers son with alla that witty banter. i aint never been to Mobile, much less a gas station in Mobile

So you're basically saying that you just took a dump right at the pump, prick?

VegasInsider · 09-22-11, 11:35 PM

This guy looks like he's gonna croak at any moment. Love his videos!

The Prick · 09-23-11, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by VegasInsider

This guy looks like he's gonna croak at any moment. Love his videos!

warms the fuggin cockles of my black heart to hear from a young fan like yerself vegasoutsider. i been livin wrong for longer than you been livin, no reason to think im gonna kick anytime soon

RubberKettle · 09-23-11, 09:08 AM

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I broke a few hearts last week, so how do you like the ol’ Prick now boys
A bunch of you contest whores were counting on some of them SBR pizzas wouldntya
Ain’t gonna hurt to many of you fat huggers to go hungry for a week or two so just take that SBR titty out of your mouth
And speakin of titties Im sorry I am late with this but I had me a couple of big titty trailer park bitches and we were drunk for a couple days and I had to take care of some business
But hey Im not gonna gloat on my winnings or nothing, its kinda like when you score a touchdown act like you been there before son specially if your team was getting waxed by five scores
Anyway were back for more BTP7 Week 3 all year long this gig sponsored by the fabulous SBR sports book resort? And casino where dreams really do come true
(laughs) you gotta be fudging sh1ttin me on that one
So ring the bell cause schools in session boys
Jjgold you still got some of dem ** Hammer you fukkin garden gnome
Anyway Vandy plus 15 and a hook
Way to may points here, them cocks aint gonna score two better than anyone in the SEC except Kentucky maybe
This ain’t your daddys doors That whiny bitch Spurrier aint gonna let his Mexican quarterback air it out, Maybe even the doors stay close and win the dam game
Utah St under the posted total of 57 Utes and Rams are playing this game between the 20’s all night long, don’t overthink the squares my models got the final at 24-17 which comes way under
Carolina Panthers -3, wheres all them haters that feared little Cammy was gonna bust its too early to hang off this kids nutsack but so far she showed he belongs
Jags are fukkin garbage and Carolina still sucks but they win this one anyway
Chicago Bears +3 on a hook night and day Bears at home against the Bears on the road
Pack is gonna score but damit so is the Bears, that Greenbay defense gotta blitz and Cutlers gonna make em pay
I’ll take the NFL homedawg most every freakin Sunday
Step up and take your free shot ladies
The old prick gonna do it back to back
Odds aren’t in my favor but us pros don’t worry about that kinda malarkey anyway
I gotta keep your grubbly little paws outa my pockets
Go ahead and start whining an cussing now boys cause Im runnin the table again
You wanna eat? You best get a fukkin job or foodstamps or start shoplifiting or something
No free cheese at SBR this week either so yall just sit on that right there (holds up midde finger) you primadonna ballerina mother fukkers

VegasInsider · 09-23-11, 09:10 AM

"You wanna eat? You best get a fukkin job or foodstamps or start shoplifiting or something"

wtt0315 · 09-23-11, 10:18 AM

prick is your middle name brock?

The Prick · 09-23-11, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by wtt0315

prick is your middle name brock?

wtt yuck it up funnyman. i aint never posted a rubberband play. or buried a forum. or had a day named after me. or borrowed a nickel ta pay off my debts. or delivered a fuggin pizza. or said the fuggin word salud (if im speakin Mezzican its gonna be chupa or pinche). or hung from michael jack's tiny nutsack.

nice try zipperhead

pavyracer · 09-23-11, 10:52 AM

I watched the video to its entirety. The Prick reminds me of this:

It's like it reads from the screen like a bass for 3 minutes making no sense at all. Don't quit your day job picking aluminum cans from trash Prick.

Roxxyfish · 09-23-11, 12:28 PM

your luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy you'd get hit in the head with a dick

The Prick · 09-23-11, 12:45 PM

paver you dont follow instructions so good son.

GUNLIST:

1. poolboy

wtt0315 · 09-23-11, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

your luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy you'd get hit in the head with a dick

Roxxy he's from Arkansas so for his luck to be bad it would need to be raining dicks as he get hit in head with pussy.

The Prick · 09-23-11, 01:01 PM

wtt aint nobody i know is from arkansas. id rather have my sister married to yer retarded ass than be from arkansas.

Roxxyfish · 09-23-11, 01:12 PM

Im really worried, Prick is breathing so hard, he either have a serious health issue or something stick in his butt

The Prick · 09-23-11, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

Im really worried, Prick is breathing so hard, he either have a serious health issue or something stick in his butt

roxxy you familiar with what kinda breathin folks do with something stuck in their butt? you got some kinda peeper cam in michael jack corbin's bedroom? or mebbe something a might closer to home....hmmmm.

pavyracer · 09-23-11, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

paver you dont follow instructions so good son.

GUNLIST:

1. poolboy

You are a foot shorter than me, 50 lbs heavier and 6 waist sizes bigger than me. Bring it on son!

Dirty Sanchez · 09-23-11, 02:20 PM

Well...at least we know you have a fukkin neck now Prick....you're not one of those Circus Show freaks

The Prick · 09-23-11, 02:21 PM

dirty course i got a neck. what else would keep this big ol' noggin of mine from floppin around? plus what kinda redneck aint got a neck?

The Prick · 09-23-11, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

You are a foot shorter than me, 50 lbs heavier and 6 waist sizes bigger than me. Bring it on son!

what parta GUNLIST dont you understand? yeah i know english aint yer specialty but mebbe yer speedos are cuttin off the circulation to yer brain.

Louisvillekid1 · 09-23-11, 02:23 PM

nice character sbr, nice picks last week prick...

Dirty Sanchez · 09-23-11, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

dirty course i got a neck. what else would keep this big ol' noggin of mine from floppin around? plus what kinda redneck aint got a neck?

Damn right

That's why the first round is on me

onlooker · 09-23-11, 02:27 PM

I agree with your NFL picks, but come on man, stop reading off the computer screen. Freestyle it, and if it goes wrong. Delete and record again.

sweethook · 09-23-11, 03:28 PM

givem hell this week prick , gl

The Prick · 09-23-11, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by onlooker

I agree with your NFL picks, but come on man, stop reading off the computer screen. Freestyle it, and if it goes wrong. Delete and record again.

looker i cant remember my own 1st born kids name mosta the time. tell ya what siskel an eibert, next week im gonna make it real simple just for you son

pavyracer · 09-23-11, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

looker i cant remember my own 1st born kids name mosta the time. tell ya what siskel an eibert, next week im gonna make it real simple just for you son

Turn on the TV to read the news. Siskel is dead for a while now and Ebert is a vegetable.

Glitch · 09-23-11, 04:52 PM

good picks again...

hoping utah state under loses. have seen them play good offense and bad defense this year. and of course if the packers get on- theres no way Gay Cutler is gonna be able to keep up. wouldnt touch this game either way.

that saints bears game woulda been a blowout if the bears werent saved by some "timely" pentalties throughout the first half.

The Prick · 09-23-11, 05:06 PM

poolboy if yer gonna follow me around all the fuggin time best bring a stack of ones ta tip strippers an a cooler full of beer. oh, an bring yer gf meg with ya. damn shes hot as hell an prolly talkin to you on the phone right then.

oops, my bad, thats right she aint yer gf just a below-average lookin innerweb porn chick you spank yer monkey to.

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jmathes · 09-23-11, 05:35 PM

Does anyone know what the Pricks record was for 2010 and past years? How could I find this?

The Prick · 09-23-11, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by sweethook

givem hell this week prick , gl

thanks hooker, same to ya son. tough lesson for some a these dolts ta learn, dont start no shit an there wont be no shit.

hawk 5 · 09-23-11, 07:29 PM

Pricker, Please Stop with the vids. Your too damn ugly. Texting only. Only so much us posters can take trying to win some points. I've raised better looking hogs.

hhsilver · 09-23-11, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by bigboydan

I don't have to time to throw zingers at you tonight prick because I'm trying to get some work done. So why don't you just go back to what you do best which is overflowing toilets at Mobile gas stations.

Originally posted by The Prick

danny i sure hope you didnt get a cramp in that big ol brain of yers son with alla that witty banter. i aint never been to Mobile, much less a gas station in Mobile

Originally posted by bigboydan

So you're basically saying that you just took a dump right at the pump, prick?

Good one , Prick. I just want you to know some of us ( I hope not only me) got it, even if Dan didn't.

20Four7 · 09-23-11, 08:45 PM

Prick, love you brother (no homo) but from some posts it seems you are in CR. If true I will be there in 2 weeks would love to catch up with ya. If not, I am planning a trip to carolina to watch the leafs get there ass kicked ..... will let you know there.