First thing you guy's do after winning a big bet..

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  • PorkChop
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-18-08
    • 8193

    #1
    First thing you guy's do after winning a big bet..
    This is a just a fun thread. But what's the first thing you guys do after you win a big bet? I know everyone has different standards, but usually what's your first reaction. Mine is immediately go back to the sports-book and look at the next games' lines. (Which is where my gambling problem begins).
  • laclippers504
    SBR MVP
    • 08-21-06
    • 4553

    #2
    If its over 4 dimes I count my money....best feeling ever. If its under.....on to the next
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Pay off fukkkin debt

      It's no game Son

      You think I am buying gifts with it,???
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      • RubberKettle
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-28-09
        • 6421

        #4
        Think about how I'm gonna get my rooster wet that night.
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        • BIGDAY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 02-17-10
          • 48245

          #5
          Drink a good beer if I win.

          If I lose... shot of whisky
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          • ngates815
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-01-09
            • 13845

            #6
            If over 1000 Pray for Monday and I don't lay down another bet before then.

            Cash that fukk out.

            And pray that I'm not out at the bar with friends otherwise a 500 dollar win will shrink down to 200-250...



            But normally after every Bet or during the last 1 minute if it's a close game...run the fukk outside and smoke a cig/drink a beer.
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            • TR88
              Restricted User
              • 06-10-10
              • 9364

              #7
              log in and refresh that shit till the money are in my account and at the same time talking shit to the book in my head and telling myself im sharper than them
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              • TR88
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 9364

                #8
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                • Richkas
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-03-08
                  • 19396

                  #9
                  Thank the lord
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                  • mrmarket
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-26-10
                    • 4953

                    #10
                    You could always do what JJ does - choke yourself with an electrical cord for sexual release.
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                    • crjohnson32
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-16-10
                      • 989

                      #11
                      visit the local escort section of backpage.com
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                      • SportsMushroom
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-28-10
                        • 4177

                        #12
                        take a nice long dump while reading a magazine
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                        • marcoloco
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-05-10
                          • 3986

                          #13
                          spend the winnings at the titty bar
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                          • SaintsFan
                            Restricted User
                            • 08-12-11
                            • 355

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PorkChop
                            This is a just a fun thread. But what's the first thing you guys do after you win a big bet? I know everyone has different standards, but usually what's your first reaction. Mine is immediately go back to the sports-book and look at the next games' lines. (Which is where my gambling problem begins).
                            I listen to "Got Money" by Lil Wayne and verify my balance at the sportsbook.
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                            • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-24-10
                              • 6298

                              #15
                              Tickle my grundle until I jizzzz all over the place. Then pick another winner
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                              • jeffdane
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-20-09
                                • 5165

                                #16
                                i usually say "its like taking candy from a baby." then i place another (bigger) play, that is inevitably doomed.
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                                • EASTCOAST EASY
                                  SBR Rookie
                                  • 08-03-11
                                  • 33

                                  #17
                                  I have my lady rub one out for me!!!!!! Then look for the next winner
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                                  • Housemoney
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-17-09
                                    • 3912

                                    #18
                                    Immediately check my balance in the sportsbook, but I usually lose the big ones.
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                                    • EASTCOAST EASY
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 08-03-11
                                      • 33

                                      #19
                                      Then after i hit again i lay back with the odds while my lady rides me like a wild cowgirl
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                                      • hubie69
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-16-10
                                        • 7329

                                        #20
                                        I do a couple of things, depending on the win. Usually I have JJ's mom come by to give me some release. Then count Money. The problem being that JJ's mom always wants a cut!
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                                        • Brock Landers
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Richkas
                                          Thank the lord
                                          This
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                                          • Masu485
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-14-08
                                            • 7700

                                            #22
                                            You make a thread about the big $50 win.
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                                            • tony_come
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-31-10
                                              • 21695

                                              #23
                                              Nothing

                                              it's a long game

                                              until I retire with 40million
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                                              • tony_come
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-31-10
                                                • 21695

                                                #24
                                                It's a process/business

                                                it's not a game
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                                                • Tech N9ne
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 06-24-11
                                                  • 5366

                                                  #25
                                                  Jerk off until I bust a nut and fall asleep
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                                                  • JGILL50
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 10-31-08
                                                    • 836

                                                    #26
                                                    bet on another game what else
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