Would you trust the nuke keys to a bad temper person?

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82863

    #1
    Would you trust the nuke keys to a bad temper person?
    I wouldn't trust the nuke keys to McCain knowing his bad temper, old age and bad sense of humor. His jokes are horrible and who knows what he will do when he talks to foreign leaders and someone fires back with an insult. Alzheimer's is also bad choice of health issue to have for people that handle nuke keys.
  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #2
    I hope he nukes somebody
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    • englishmike
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-19-08
      • 5279

      #3
      Might be worth thinking about nuking Iran before they nuke us.
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      • BrentCrude
        SBR MVP
        • 11-16-05
        • 4665

        #4
        Dan Quail potatoe blunder,Clinton left nuclear football behind.

        Not that I'm a Dan Quail fan,far from it but do you remember how the press went absolutely bonkers when he was on camera in front of a class room full of kids and spelled potato wrong?

        Then a couple years later when Clinton was president he was at a meeting outside the whitehouse and he left the nuclear football brief case where he was sitting.Not a peep from the liberal press.

        If you spell potato wrong it's a national catastrophe but if you leave the most important item in the world behind because your mind is on getting a BJ from a barely legal whale, no one cares about it.Is this a Looney Tunes country or what?Put things in perspective by golly!

        All you have to do to find out I'm telling the truth on the Clinton fumble of the nuc ball is to Google it.I think he left it behind more than once.Carter left all the codes in a suit he sent out to a dry cleaner once.

        I think for Bush they give him a fake nuc football like a little kid gets a fake steering wheel to put in the passengers side where he thinks he's really driving the car.Cheney has the real one.It's sort of like Joe Paterno where he thinks he's actually coaching and calling the shots.He has the Barney the dinasaur theme song playing in his head set and his clip board has a coloring book and crayons attached to it.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82863

          #5
          If you elect a donkey for a president you deserve to be the joke of the world. If you elect an old donkey president again you deserve to be the ridicule of the whole universe.
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          • HeeeHAWWWW
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-13-08
            • 5487

            #6
            Originally posted by BrentCrude
            Then a couple years later when Clinton was president he was at a meeting outside the whitehouse and he left the nuclear football brief case where he was sitting.Not a peep from the liberal press.
            Hehe, the President doesn't carry the briefcase, that's the job of a a military aide. Once that aide and Clinton got separated - I believe this also happened to Bush Sr. Ford's aide once actually left the briefcase behind for a few minutes.

            Apparently Carter once left the keycard with the nuclear codes in his suit when it went for cleaning, although that might just be urban legend
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            • BrentCrude
              SBR MVP
              • 11-16-05
              • 4665

              #7
              Google Clinton left nuclear football behind!

              Originally posted by HeeeHAWWWW
              Hehe, the President doesn't carry the briefcase, that's the job of a a military aide. Once that aide and Clinton got separated - I believe this also happened to Bush Sr. Ford's aide once actually left the briefcase behind for a few minutes.

              Apparently Carter once left the keycard with the nuclear codes in his suit when it went for cleaning, although that might just be urban legend
              Go to Google and type Clinton left nuclear football behind.I said he did it once and when I researched it on Google it said it happened twice.BBC is a source so it's not like a vast right wing conspiracist published it.
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              • ms61853
                Restricted User
                • 04-10-07
                • 731

                #8
                Originally posted by pavyracer
                I wouldn't trust the nuke keys to McCain knowing his bad temper, old age and bad sense of humor. His jokes are horrible and who knows what he will do when he talks to foreign leaders and someone fires back with an insult. Alzheimer's is also bad choice of health issue to have for people that handle nuke keys.
                A President can't just turn a key and launch a missile. Presidential approval is but one of many steps that have to take place before a nuke can be launched.
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                • ms61853
                  Restricted User
                  • 04-10-07
                  • 731

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                  I wouldn't trust the nuke keys to McCain knowing his bad temper, old age and bad sense of humor. His jokes are horrible and who knows what he will do when he talks to foreign leaders and someone fires back with an insult. Alzheimer's is also bad choice of health issue to have for people that handle nuke keys.
                  And if Hussein Osama becomes President, it would probably be a good idea to learn Arabic. And Ebonics.
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82863

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ms61853
                    A President can't just turn a key and launch a missile. Presidential approval is but one of many steps that have to take place before a nuke can be launched.
                    I believe the nuclear football is carried by his military aide everywhere he goes. All it takes to piss off McCain is a bad joke by a foreign leader or a bad comment by a woman. He is an eccentric misogynist and I wouldn't trust him within a mile of the nuclear football because he will definitely fumble and cause WWIII.
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82863

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ms61853
                      And if Hussein Osama becomes President, it would probably be a good idea to learn Arabic. And Ebonics.
                      I wouldn't trust Obama either with the nuclear football. Obama does not know Arabic or Ebonics. How are you going to communicate with him?

                      P.S. I am a republican that voted for Bush because I trusted Cheney's judgement. Not sure what to do with McCain in upocoming elections. He is bad.
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                      • BrentCrude
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-16-05
                        • 4665

                        #12
                        Here's a better one about Clinton that's worse than a bad tempered guy in office losing the nuclear football.Any president that's screwing around in the ovary office like Clinton,JFK and FDR opens the whole country up to blackmail.Here is the most powerful man on the planet being vulnerable to having to do things enemies want him to do because he was selfish and perverted and needed a bj.

                        What if Monica thought she was eating a cocktail weenie and bit down and Clinton had to be rushed to the hospital.How would he have explained that one?
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                        • Deuce
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-12-08
                          • 29843

                          #13
                          Rather have McCain than a terrorist.
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                          • ms61853
                            Restricted User
                            • 04-10-07
                            • 731

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                            Obama does not know Arabic or Ebonics. How are you going to communicate with him?
                            You'd be able to communicate with his minions.
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82863

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Deuce
                              Rather have McCain than a terrorist.
                              Deuce you are too young to be a republican like I am.
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                              • FreeFall
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-20-08
                                • 3365

                                #16
                                theres no one to blame but ourselves for putting them into office. This world is really at a sad place right now especially with our office. LUCKILY demos run the congress and house otherwise I'd be really scared to live here any longer. The economy is shit, our world rep is shit, we are losing our respect. China will easy surpass us soon enough. Not to mention were all going to kill our entire spices one day because of human ignorance and inequality. It's pathetic in my opinion and I'm pretty disgusted to call myself a human.
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                                • Deuce
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-12-08
                                  • 29843

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                  Deuce you are too young to be a republican like I am.
                                  No, my political views are mostly Repub. I am well educated. We lose here either way. Both candidates are liberals.
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                                  • daggerkobe
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-25-08
                                    • 10744

                                    #18
                                    Fcuk all that nonsense.

                                    McShit opposes gambling so he aint getting my vote.
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82863

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Deuce
                                      No, my political views are mostly Repub. I am well educated. We lose here either way. Both candidates are liberals.
                                      That's what bothers me. Both candidates have nothing to offer me as a hardcore republican. I may vote for Bob Barr out of spite.
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                                      • Willie Bee
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-14-06
                                        • 15726

                                        #20
                                        I don't even trust me having the nuke keys, so I sure as hell don't trust anyone else.

                                        Bob Barr is my 'none of the above' vote. Unless they let me write in Pat Paulsen again.
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                                        • bkskittlez
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 07-17-08
                                          • 43

                                          #21
                                          hey i am ALL about nuking them before they nuke us. gotta do what ya gotta do!!
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                                          • pokerislife
                                            SBR Rookie
                                            • 01-01-08
                                            • 41

                                            #22
                                            mcain will keep em all on their best behavior...... nuke em baby!
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                                            • Thor4140
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-09-08
                                              • 22296

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Deuce
                                              No, my political views are mostly Repub. I am well educated. We lose here either way. Both candidates are liberals.
                                              Well educated and calling Obama a terrorist. Priceless
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                                              • pat venditto
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-07-07
                                                • 14347

                                                #24
                                                Obama is gonna win do it doesn't really matter.
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82863

                                                  #25
                                                  Let's nuke them all. Ghosts included.
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                                                  • Cappy
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 07-26-08
                                                    • 784

                                                    #26
                                                    It should be mentioned that Clinton spent a great deal of time reducing nuclear proliferation worldwide. As far as I'm concerned that and getting head are the two things Clinton is famous for. When Bush came into office he decided that the best thing Clinton did for our country and the world, was a bad idea. He started testing new bombs and increasing our armament as well as cutting off diplomatic relations with countries who have nuclear weapons and/or nuclear capability. We need to stand up as a people! Unless everyone disagrees with me, and maybe the whole world should have a bunch more nuclear weapons, it certainly sounds safer when I put it like that.
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