Would You Sleep With This 63-Year-Old?

[englishmike]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035510/Helen-Mirren-bikini-queen-reigns-supreme-63.html

I've thought about it. I would.

[SlickFazzer]

Pork her.

[daggerkobe]

Only if she wears her granny panties.

[jjgold]

No

I have standards

[zootiehead]

$200 minimum.

[englishmike]

No

I have standards

Understandable. If you saw my wife you'd see that I don't.

[sickler]

I would fukk her, but there would have to be alcohol involved.

[ManOfValue]

hell YEA !!!

[hackattack]

It would be hard getting rid of the Queen Elizabeth image in my mind.

[gordon gekko]

I don't like dried up pussy..

[HAPPY BOY]

Hey Granny want some milk for the cookies!!!

[HedgeHog]

Understandable. If you saw my wife you'd see that I don't.

I'm guessing you're going thru a divorce?

[bigboydan]

No

I have standards

since when coach?

[Stumpage]

Absolutely, in a heartbeat.....

[EagesBets]

Big Ole titties

[juuso]

She looks fit for her age. She's over half my age, but sure, I'd probably do her.

[Willie Bee]

She looks fit for her age. She's over half my age, but sure, I'd probably do her.

Wait, you're saying you are around 120 or so?

Put me down in the yea column. Wife even gave me permission, won her over with the idea that at least for one night she wouldn't have to put up with my snoring.

[THE HITMAN]

Probably

[Willie Bee]

Just sitting here for a few minutes, I've even imagined the entire evening with Dame Helen. I'd stroll over to her flat, and she'd probably be in the kitchen with a pan of chips on. We'd do it right then and there on the couch in the parlour while Liverpool was beating the snot out of Manchester United on the telly. Then we'd hustle off down to the local British Legion Hall for pints and darts. Probably get in some fight with a Man U fan and get my old butt kicked once his four wanker buddies helped out. A few more pints at the Dog & Pony Pub down the street, maybe pick up some curry fries on the way home, get back and have a good soak in the tub while watching an old Benny Hill rerun, then we'd get it on again and I'd probably be asleep by 10 o'clock. Slip out the next morning without waking her and catch a train up to Newcastle.

[SBR Lou]

Hey Granny want some milk for the cookies!!!

What would Mrs Happy Boy say?

[juuso]

Wait, you're saying you are around 120 or so?

Put me down in the yea column. Wife even gave me permission, won her over with the idea that at least for one night she wouldn't have to put up with my snoring.

Heh, oops. I mean she's over twice my age or I'm less than half her age. My English sucks sometimes after few beers.

[englishmike]

Just sitting here for a few minutes, I've even imagined the entire evening with Dame Helen. I'd stroll over to her flat, and she'd probably be in the kitchen with a pan of chips on. We'd do it right then and there on the couch in the parlour while Liverpool was beating the snot out of Manchester United on the telly. Then we'd hustle off down to the local British Legion Hall for pints and darts. Probably get in some fight with a Man U fan and get my old butt kicked once his four wanker buddies helped out. A few more pints at the Dog & Pony Pub down the street, maybe pick up some curry fries on the way home, get back and have a good soak in the tub while watching an old Benny Hill rerun, then we'd get it on again and I'd probably be asleep by 10 o'clock. Slip out the next morning without waking her and catch a train up to Newcastle.

Just a few gramatical errors old chap. Liverpool(or whoever) would beat the SH1T out of Man Utd(or whoever).
Chips and curry sauce(curry fries?)
You forgot to visit the betting shop, Dame Helen loves a punt.

[Shark79]

I would do her ... if I was 58

[seaborneq]

Sure, I haven't had worms in a while.

[gummo]

Mixed up a pitcher of Long Islands tonight...third one in has turned my answer into "yes"

[Spanks]

I would *** on her face...

[Sinister Cat]

Just watched an episode of Top Gear yesterday (from my PVR) where she was the guest.. she seems pretty cool. Definitely doesn't look her age.

That The Queen movie was horrible though.

[Spanks]

[Deuce]

I would, some say why? I say, why not?

[Bostongambler]

Yes

[swede96]

How about the 58 year old next to her here?

http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/16/helen-and-linda-golden-girls-gone-wild/

You are gay if you wouldn't do her. I'm pretty sure I would.

[zootiehead]

I dunno. I think parts of that Jenner chick would start melting if left in the sun too long.

[zootiehead]

Not bad for 67!

[BrentCrude]

Here's a 56 year old gal I go out with.

Here's my adventure into going out with an older woman.She's 56 and I'm 48.She looks 26.

I like this gal's look over the fishnet-leopard skin fleusey look that the woman posted here looked like.I like natural over fake and gaudy.

[swede96]

I dunno. I think parts of that Jenner chick would start melting if left in the sun too long.

Point taken. Keep her indoors.