We've all seen the shows. Man v. Wild, Surviorman. Would you have the balls to try that sh!t? Me, I have a problem starting the grill with a match and lighter fluid. But out there I'm expected to do it rubbing two sticks together? Are you fvckin' kidding?! Then when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat, some kinda sh!t. You might as well dig a hole and throw me in it, 'cause I doubt if I'm coming out of that b!tch alive. With that being said, I must be a sadistic, stupid, fvck 'cause I wouldnt mind giving it a shot. I bet you learn alot about yourself that first night out in the middle of nowhere with no clue how to get out. Anyone else who would give it a go?
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PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#1SurvivalTags: None -
MrXSBR MVP
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#2Originally posted by PanicThen when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat...
I love learning survival techniques and reading about other's survival stories, but I go out of my way to not get into one myself. It's exciting enough just to be in the back-country for awhile. Actual survival situations are notoriously unpleasant, and of course, there's always the chance that you don't survive, which would suck.Comment -
MrXSBR MVP
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#3I had to stop watching Man Vs Wild, 'cause every time I turned it on Bear Grylls was doing something with his own urine. Survivorman is cool, though.Comment -
Shark79SBR Posting Legend
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#4Originally posted by PanicWe've all seen the shows. Man v. Wild, Surviorman. Would you have the balls to try that sh!t? Me, I have a problem starting the grill with a match and lighter fluid. But out there I'm expected to do it rubbing two sticks together? Are you fvckin' kidding?! Then when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat, some kinda sh!t. You might as well dig a hole and throw me in it, 'cause I doubt if I'm coming out of that b!tch alive. With that being said, I must be a sadistic, stupid, fvck 'cause I wouldnt mind giving it a shot. I bet you learn alot about yourself that first night out in the middle of nowhere with no clue how to get out. Anyone else who would give it a go?Comment -
Shark79SBR Posting Legend
- 11-19-07
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#5Bear Grylls survived the South side of Costa Rica (Corcovado National Park) ... he by far is top notch.Comment -
Shark79SBR Posting Legend
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#6Urine can save you from dehydration in the desert.Comment -
gordon gekkoSBR MVP
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#7Sharky I am still planning a trip to Costa Rica to see if I like it enough to move there, any places you recommend?Comment -
Shark79SBR Posting Legend
- 11-19-07
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#8Depends on purpose of trip:
a) buy a property (or at least rent one)
b) close to beach or mountain
c) close to 1 dolla hookas
d) close to 2 dolla beer
e) all of the above
U know ... it dependsComment -
daggerkobeSBR Posting Legend
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#9Bear stays in hotels and crew base camps while filming. He's a fraud.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#10Originally posted by daggerkobeBear stays in hotels and crew base camps while filming. He's a fraud.
Ex fvckin actly. Survivorman is the real deal. That Bear guy is a fake.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#11Originally posted by MrXYou wish! More likely you'll be eating bugs and barely edible plants.
I love learning survival techniques and reading about other's survival stories, but I go out of my way to not get into one myself. It's exciting enough just to be in the back-country for awhile. Actual survival situations are notoriously unpleasant, and of course, there's always the chance that you don't survive, which would suck.
Protein. Its alot easier to eat termites and beetles and what have you than eat a desert rat. I'll take the bugs and plants anyday.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#12Originally posted by Shark79Your invited to Costa Rica ... I'll set up a nice plan for ya ... if u survive ... u'll be able to hump as many 10's u can.
Set it up, Shark. I'm in.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#13Bear Grylls, the wanna be:
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bigblue74SBR Sharp
- 01-24-08
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#14Those shows are boring as fcking hell.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#15What shows do you like, bigblue?Comment -
bigblue74SBR Sharp
- 01-24-08
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#16Blacks On Blondes
My Pet Snakes Foreskin
Law and OrderComment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#17Well, Law and Order sucks. I guess the rest are okay.Comment -
bigblue74SBR Sharp
- 01-24-08
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#18Guess thats why its won awards... fcking idiotComment -
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#19Did I hit a nerve, blue?Comment -
FreeFallSBR MVP
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#20Yes I do this as a hobby. Me and two friends who like to live on the edge go on these types of trips twice a year. Recently the favorite place has been the mojave desert and we catch rattlesnakes. Famously the most dangerous rattlesnake in all of north and south america, the Mojave Green. The heat is what gets to you out there. I have had heart stroke and you start to see things and imagine things. Water and waiting till dark in shade is your only hope, gotta eat lots of sugars too.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
- 01-06-08
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#21Freefall, dont fvck around. Stay inside and watch Law and Order. Thats where it's at. They have won awards.Comment -
bigblue74SBR Sharp
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#22Originally posted by PanicDid I hit a nerve, blue?Comment -
bigblue74SBR Sharp
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#23Originally posted by PanicFreefall, dont fvck around. Stay inside and watch Law and Order. Thats where it's at. They have won awards.Comment -
PanicSBR Posting Legend
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#24Stay inside, blue. Its okay.Comment -
bigblue74SBR Sharp
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#25Keep talking. All i will say.Comment -
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