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  • Panic
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-06-08
    • 10367

    #1
    Survival
    We've all seen the shows. Man v. Wild, Surviorman. Would you have the balls to try that sh!t? Me, I have a problem starting the grill with a match and lighter fluid. But out there I'm expected to do it rubbing two sticks together? Are you fvckin' kidding?! Then when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat, some kinda sh!t. You might as well dig a hole and throw me in it, 'cause I doubt if I'm coming out of that b!tch alive. With that being said, I must be a sadistic, stupid, fvck 'cause I wouldnt mind giving it a shot. I bet you learn alot about yourself that first night out in the middle of nowhere with no clue how to get out. Anyone else who would give it a go?
  • MrX
    SBR MVP
    • 01-10-06
    • 1540

    #2
    Originally posted by Panic
    Then when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat...
    You wish! More likely you'll be eating bugs and barely edible plants.

    I love learning survival techniques and reading about other's survival stories, but I go out of my way to not get into one myself. It's exciting enough just to be in the back-country for awhile. Actual survival situations are notoriously unpleasant, and of course, there's always the chance that you don't survive, which would suck.
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    • MrX
      SBR MVP
      • 01-10-06
      • 1540

      #3
      I had to stop watching Man Vs Wild, 'cause every time I turned it on Bear Grylls was doing something with his own urine. Survivorman is cool, though.
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      • Shark79
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-19-07
        • 11211

        #4
        Originally posted by Panic
        We've all seen the shows. Man v. Wild, Surviorman. Would you have the balls to try that sh!t? Me, I have a problem starting the grill with a match and lighter fluid. But out there I'm expected to do it rubbing two sticks together? Are you fvckin' kidding?! Then when you get it started, you're gonna be eating snake, turtle, desert rat, some kinda sh!t. You might as well dig a hole and throw me in it, 'cause I doubt if I'm coming out of that b!tch alive. With that being said, I must be a sadistic, stupid, fvck 'cause I wouldnt mind giving it a shot. I bet you learn alot about yourself that first night out in the middle of nowhere with no clue how to get out. Anyone else who would give it a go?
        Your invited to Costa Rica ... I'll set up a nice plan for ya ... if u survive ... u'll be able to hump as many 10's u can.
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        • Shark79
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-19-07
          • 11211

          #5
          Bear Grylls survived the South side of Costa Rica (Corcovado National Park) ... he by far is top notch.
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          • Shark79
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-19-07
            • 11211

            #6
            Urine can save you from dehydration in the desert.
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            • gordon gekko
              SBR MVP
              • 05-01-08
              • 2842

              #7
              Sharky I am still planning a trip to Costa Rica to see if I like it enough to move there, any places you recommend?
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              • Shark79
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-19-07
                • 11211

                #8
                Depends on purpose of trip:

                a) buy a property (or at least rent one)
                b) close to beach or mountain
                c) close to 1 dolla hookas
                d) close to 2 dolla beer
                e) all of the above


                U know ... it depends
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                • daggerkobe
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-25-08
                  • 10744

                  #9
                  Bear stays in hotels and crew base camps while filming. He's a fraud.
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                  • Panic
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-06-08
                    • 10367

                    #10
                    Originally posted by daggerkobe
                    Bear stays in hotels and crew base camps while filming. He's a fraud.

                    Ex fvckin actly. Survivorman is the real deal. That Bear guy is a fake.
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                    • Panic
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-06-08
                      • 10367

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrX
                      You wish! More likely you'll be eating bugs and barely edible plants.

                      I love learning survival techniques and reading about other's survival stories, but I go out of my way to not get into one myself. It's exciting enough just to be in the back-country for awhile. Actual survival situations are notoriously unpleasant, and of course, there's always the chance that you don't survive, which would suck.

                      Protein. Its alot easier to eat termites and beetles and what have you than eat a desert rat. I'll take the bugs and plants anyday.
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                      • Panic
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-06-08
                        • 10367

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Shark79
                        Your invited to Costa Rica ... I'll set up a nice plan for ya ... if u survive ... u'll be able to hump as many 10's u can.

                        Set it up, Shark. I'm in.
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                        • Panic
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-06-08
                          • 10367

                          #13
                          Bear Grylls, the wanna be:

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                          • bigblue74
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 01-24-08
                            • 345

                            #14
                            Those shows are boring as fcking hell.
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                            • Panic
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-06-08
                              • 10367

                              #15
                              What shows do you like, bigblue?
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                              • bigblue74
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 01-24-08
                                • 345

                                #16
                                Blacks On Blondes
                                My Pet Snakes Foreskin
                                Law and Order
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                                • Panic
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-06-08
                                  • 10367

                                  #17
                                  Well, Law and Order sucks. I guess the rest are okay.
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                                  • bigblue74
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 01-24-08
                                    • 345

                                    #18
                                    Guess thats why its won awards... fcking idiot
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                                    • Panic
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-06-08
                                      • 10367

                                      #19
                                      Did I hit a nerve, blue?
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                                      • FreeFall
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-20-08
                                        • 3365

                                        #20
                                        Yes I do this as a hobby. Me and two friends who like to live on the edge go on these types of trips twice a year. Recently the favorite place has been the mojave desert and we catch rattlesnakes. Famously the most dangerous rattlesnake in all of north and south america, the Mojave Green. The heat is what gets to you out there. I have had heart stroke and you start to see things and imagine things. Water and waiting till dark in shade is your only hope, gotta eat lots of sugars too.
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                                        • Panic
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-06-08
                                          • 10367

                                          #21
                                          Freefall, dont fvck around. Stay inside and watch Law and Order. Thats where it's at. They have won awards.
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                                          • bigblue74
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 01-24-08
                                            • 345

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Panic
                                            Did I hit a nerve, blue?
                                            Dont even take you seriously. Law And Order is the best dframa on television.
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                                            • bigblue74
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 01-24-08
                                              • 345

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Panic
                                              Freefall, dont fvck around. Stay inside and watch Law and Order. Thats where it's at. They have won awards.
                                              punk bitch
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                                              • Panic
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-06-08
                                                • 10367

                                                #24
                                                Stay inside, blue. Its okay.
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                                                • bigblue74
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 01-24-08
                                                  • 345

                                                  #25
                                                  Keep talking. All i will say.
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                                                  • Panic
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-06-08
                                                    • 10367

                                                    #26
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