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  • hackattack
    SBR Sharp
    • 06-08-08
    • 326

    #1
    80 year old Las Vegas stripper still taking her clothes off
    Stripper, 80, still taking her clothes off

    LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.



    But the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane.

    She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted.

    She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.

    "I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says.

    Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

    More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the "Girl with the Fabulous Front" and told by famous men she had the "Best Two Props in Hollywood."

    Since then, Storm saw the art that made her famous on the brink of extinction. Her contemporaries -- Blaze Starr, Bettie Page, Lili St. Cyr -- have died or hung up the pasties.

    But not Storm. She kept performing. Las Vegas, Reno, Palm Springs, Miami, Carnegie Hall.

    Her act is a time capsule. She knows nothing of poles. She would never put her derriere in some man's face. Her prop of choice is a boa, perhaps the occasional divan.

    It takes four numbers, she says adamantly, four numbers to get it all off. To do it classy.

    But the producers of tonight's show, just kids, they want her to go faster. She gets just seven minutes.

    "I did seven minutes when I started," she says.

    They gave her trouble last year, too. They even cut her music before she finished.

    There may not be a next time for this show, she says. The threat lasts just minutes.

    "No, no. I'm not ready to hang up my G-string, yet. I've got too many fans that would be disappointed."

    Dated Elvis, other celebrities

  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82863

    #2
    Book her for the Bash John.
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    • RealSlimShady
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-24-07
      • 6249

      #3
      Will JJ do her? Yes -240, No +200
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      • elf34
        SBR Rookie
        • 04-10-06
        • 22

        #4
        Originally posted by RealSlimShady
        Will JJ do her? Yes -240, No +200
        Yes!
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          Originally posted by RealSlimShady
          Will JJ do her? Yes -240, No +200
          I will put 2,400 on yes at -240 that JJ will even wine and dine her. He will have the girlfriend experience with her.
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • accuscoresucks
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-03-07
            • 7160

            #6
            damn id like to see the front of this chick,hell id pay money for it to

            pound a few beers,and look at a naked girl
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            • bigboydan
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-10-05
              • 55420

              #7
              Originally posted by RealSlimShady
              Will JJ do her? Yes -240, No +200
              I thought the coach only liked old men.
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              • gordon gekko
                SBR MVP
                • 05-01-08
                • 2842

                #8
                JJ would fukk her if the price was right.
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                • louisvillekid
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-14-07
                  • 9263

                  #9
                  yeah i want to see more pictures, face and front, just out of curiosity.
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                  • RogueJuror
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-08
                    • 10010

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    Book her for the Bash John.
                    Now that would be worth going for.

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                    • jtuck
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-18-08
                      • 2051

                      #11
                      Here's the face
                      , cant find any color shots of the bod though. Here vegas name is "Tempest Storm"
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82863

                        #12
                        Originally posted by louisvillekid
                        yeah i want to see more pictures, face and front, just out of curiosity.
                        You must be into great-grandma porn louis.
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                        • RealSlimShady
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-24-07
                          • 6249

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bigboydan
                          I thought the coach only liked old men.

                          The Coach would do anything that moves-men or women!
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                          • louisvillekid
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-14-07
                            • 9263

                            #14
                            damn, the face ain't that bad for 80, i'm sure she has had a shitload of work.

                            and no Pavy i ain't into Granny porn, i'm just curious like most would be. don't even say you wouldn't at least be curious to see her goods, hell it's an 80 year old woman who people still watch, so she can't be that haggard.
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                            • JoshW
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 3431

                              #15
                              ****ing scary
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82863

                                #16
                                Originally posted by louisvillekid
                                damn, the face ain't that bad for 80, i'm sure she has had a shitload of work.

                                and no Pavy i ain't into Granny porn, i'm just curious like most would be. don't even say you wouldn't at least be curious to see her goods, hell it's an 80 year old woman who people still watch, so she can't be that haggard.
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                                • hackattack
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 06-08-08
                                  • 326

                                  #17
                                  You got give her credit. Most seniors at her age are just waiting for death.
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                                  • Deuce
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 01-12-08
                                    • 29843

                                    #18
                                    JJ would still fukk her in the ass no rubber.
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                                    • SlickFazzer
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-22-08
                                      • 20209

                                      #19
                                      Id let her blow me.
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                                      • Shark79
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-19-07
                                        • 11211

                                        #20
                                        Most men think shes a GILF (Granny Id Love to Fuk) ... but not me ... she might die on top of me
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                                        • BuddyBear
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-10-05
                                          • 7233

                                          #21
                                          Kind of a sad situation to be honest with you.....
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                                          • Broke Sport Guy
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 03-14-08
                                            • 152

                                            #22
                                            God Bless Her
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