Dumbest Woman Ever?

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82863

    #1
    Dumbest Woman Ever?


    BRIDE who ditched her new husband for a Cuban barman has been dumped HERSELF.

    Besotted Andrea McMillan had planned to wed Latin hunk Miguel Jose after having her brief marriage to Carl Taylor annulled.

    The Sun told last week how she fell instantly for Jose when he was working at the hotel she and Carl had picked for their £4,000 wedding in 2006. But now the 34-year-old is heartbroken after discovering Jose has gone back to his wife AND been having another affair.

    Andrea, who was due to marry him in just three weeks, said: “Maybe it’s karma – payback because of the way I met Jose at my wedding to Carl.

    Affair ... Andrea with Miguel Jose

    “I’m devastated and embarrassed. I thought he was the one but now I feel such a fool – like a Shirley Valentine.”

    The mum of two from Brighton, East Sussex, learned of Jose’s betrayal in a call from a friend at the resort in Holguin where he works.

    She said: “I spent all night trying to get hold of him. He didn’t have the guts to tell me himself and I still haven’t spoken to him. I suppose it’s better I find out now.”

    Andrea went ahead with her wedding to Carl despite being smitten by Jose, but never consummated the marriage.

    She has since borrowed thousands from relatives to fly out and see Jose every few weeks.

    She added: “I thought it was more than a holiday romance. I wanted a baby by him but he was just stringing me along.”

    Carl, 30, of Grantham, Lincs, said of the news: “It doesn’t bother me.”
  • SBR Lou
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-02-07
    • 37863

    #2
    Well, I guess what goes around comes around.
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    • purecarnagge
      SBR MVP
      • 10-05-07
      • 4843

      #3
      yeah, that bitch got played from day one...
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82863

        #4
        I worked as a barman at a resort in my early twenties. Easiest booty I ever got.
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        • RogueJuror
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-08-08
          • 10010

          #5
          Originally posted by pavyracer
          Carl, 30, of Grantham, Lincs, said of the news: “It doesn’t bother me.”

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          • Marigold HD
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-03-07
            • 5053

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            I worked as a barman at a resort in my early twenties. Easiest booty I ever got.
            It is soooooo ffing true.
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            • louisvillekid
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-14-07
              • 9263

              #7
              Andrea went ahead with her wedding to Carl despite being smitten by Jose, but never consummated the marriage.
              do what, Carl still never got booty on his wedding night or while they were briefly married.
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              • RogueJuror
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-08-08
                • 10010

                #8
                Never, not in his wedding night nor for the rest of the marriage.

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                • moneyline
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-18-08
                  • 1748

                  #9
                  Isn't the title of this thread an oxymoron?
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                  • swede96
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-05-07
                    • 3875

                    #10
                    Originally posted by moneyline
                    Isn't the title of this thread an oxymoron?
                    Wow, just when I thought I hated you, you go and say something sweet like that! Yes, Moneyline, "dumb woman" IS and oxymoron.

                    Oxymoron, a word or group of words that is self-contradicting, as in bittersweet or plastic glass. Oxymorons are similar to such other devices as paradox and antithesis and are often used in poetry and other literature. One of the most famous examples of the use of oxymorons is the following speech


                    While you, my friend, appear to be just a plain ol' moron.

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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491

                      #11
                      oh BAWLSMACK!!!
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                      • RageWizard
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-01-06
                        • 3008

                        #12
                        This thread went from Bitchslap to ballsmack in a hurry.
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                        • BadNina
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-07
                          • 10491

                          #13
                          It happens.
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82863

                            #14
                            I wanted a baby by him but he was just stringing me along.
                            All she wanted was a little cuban. If only she smoked the cuban instead of riding him...
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                            • swede96
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-05-07
                              • 3875

                              #15
                              Awww, cute, he won't come back in here now that I made him look like an idiot.
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                              • Shark79
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-19-07
                                • 11211

                                #16
                                Not dumbest ... but sleaziest
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                                • Stumpage
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-21-05
                                  • 2906

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RageWizard
                                  This thread went from Bitchslap to ballsmack in a hurry.
                                  Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark (Of Cain).....
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