If anyone wants to find me, thats where I'll be. I probably wont even go to the hotel. Once the plane lands, I'll just tell the cabbie,"take me to Carson City and step on it, pal". No sense in hitting the strip clubs in Vegas, just to get teased and leave with blue balls. You're gonna spend the same money there that you would at the Bunny Ranch anyway. Heres the menu, and I've already chose Bunny style, Viagra party, and Around the world as the first 3 I'm gonna do. Then we'll go from there. See ya at the fvckin' Bash...Maybe.
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Isabella Soprano is retired now, which sucks, I'd have given anything to **** her.Comment -
Take a look at this one girl, usc. Her name is Max. She's in the 2nd row on the left. I'm bangin' that broad for hours in that Viagra party.
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Damn, how much does it cost?Comment -
Panic, Carson City isn't even close to Las Vegas.... It would take over 7 hours in your "taxi ride" to get from Vegas to Carson CityComment -
Soprano was my absolute fav. I would of paid a few g's to have a viagra party with her.Comment -
Rake is right you might as well take a plane to Reno.Comment -
Damn Rake, I gotta figure out something then. Maybe I'll hook the cabbie up with a bunny and he'll let the fare slide. Or better yet, I'll just have JJ pick me up in his van and off we go.Comment -
Good taste Gordon
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I think it depends on the girl. If you want a porn star it will cost you more than one who isnt. Either way it isnt cheap. Take a few grand with ya.Originally posted by usckingsfan31Comment -
Ya bunch of horny mofo'sComment -
Wood, I'm looking at McCarron airport for a flight to Carson City and dont see one. I take this sh!t seriously.Comment -
Guys, you can't take taxis out there. Most don't carry spare tires and they won't go out in the desert without one. Ask the locals when you get out there, but it's cheaper for a limo trip with a few guys. A lot more fun too. You can drink and whatever on the way out there.
The Chicken Ranch is better in my opinion. But you can get it all the same. Check out the Porn Star Schedule too. Sometimes they go out there to work. It's cool bangin a Porn Star!Comment -
Why don't you just get a ho in Vegas? You can get a good one for like a half a dime if you'd like. The bitches at the bunny ranch are way over priced and when you get there, they may not be available for you that night.Comment -
You can always count on Rage to give sound advice. If thats the case, I'm gonna stay in Vegas and offer more money to the one I like and bring her to the dinner.
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Just remember it's still illegal within the city limits of LV. Just be descreet.Originally posted by PanicYou can always count on Rage to give sound advice. If thats the case, I'm gonna stay in Vegas and offer more money to the one I like and bring her to the dinner.
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The drives not worth it. Plenty of action both free and paid in LV.Comment -
I'd only fukk that broad "Max". The rest are tore up. Looks as if they give anyone with an asshole a job there.Comment -
This is why you need to film it, then it becomes a porno shoot. Remember to say aghhhhh! on the money shot.Originally posted by Bet Shooter
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Absolutely right, Deuce. I'm still gonna find a way to bang that broad.Comment -
I was propositioned last time I was in Vegas by an absolute 10... agreed with these guys, no need to go to far.
I turned her down sadly, damn girlfriendsComment -
Are you trying to kick me in the balls psychologically, usc? 'Cause its working.
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There are ranches out in Pahrump that you can go to. 75% of the street walking hookers are either nasty or will rob you once you get to the room. If you any of you guys really wanna go out to a Pahrump ranch, I can hook you up with free limo service...Comment -
Hook it up, Monkey. Hook that sh!t up.Comment -
Will do, man.Comment -
Nope Panic...
Was at the Mandalay Bay just finishing up with some poker at 4 AM and was walking back to the Luxor where I was staying using the mall strip connecting the two... I was alone.
Coming from the other side in front of me was the most perfect asian girl I have ever seen. Perfect huge fake
, killer body, beautiful face, easily a 9.5+...
So of course I'm politely checking her out and she makes eye contact with me and she smiles and I smile back and she says "Where are you going?"
Me: "Heading back up to the room"
Her: "Oooh, can I come with you?"
God damn man. If only I were single. Would have been easily the hottest girl I'd ever get with.Comment -
Usc, we're getting a Limo because of Money's kindness. You are coming along. Dont want to hear about how many hot women you have passed up because it fvckin pisses me off. You are coming out in the Limo with us and where ever Monkey sends us. I dont know where that is, but at least all of us will suffer through it together. Lets go!Comment -
It'll take you out to the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump...Comment -
I'm in, Monkey. No lie.Comment -
Monkey, JJ might be going to. Is that okay? He doesnt want to go to the Bash, but he'll come if we go to a whorehouse.Comment -
Alright, man. I'll check with you closer to the bash and we'll set it all up for you.Comment -
cool. Let me know.
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How long of a drive is that???Originally posted by MonkeyF0ckerComment -
About 15-20 minutes from downtown..Comment
