Lakerboy Is The Most Overrated Handicapper Ever

[vyomguy]

So y didnt u keep posting after that 0-3 day brahma?

[brahmabull117]

So y didnt u keep posting after that 0-3 day brahma?

I was extremely frustrated and needed to take a couple days off to recover with a clear head and come back with a vengeance



it was something I really needed to go through because I thought I was indestructable. Now I realize there are absolutely no locks in sports and to never put myself in a position where one or two losses will cripple me like that

[P.F.Kasooff]

the point of posting on this site is to pick winners

I log in in hopes of watching another new video by JJ

[hawley]

I was extremely frustrated and needed to take a couple days off to recover with a clear head and come back with a vengeance



it was something I really needed to go through because I thought I was indestructable. Now I realize there are absolutely no locks in sports and to never put myself in a position where one or two losses will cripple me like that

I would estimate your time away as being closer to two weeks.

[MysteryMung]

Is Stanford - 20 Best Play of the Day Tomorrow??

you asked for an opinion here. that is not a play. this is a correct way to release a play:

you list the: team, line, amount risked, amount to be paid out, the sportsbook

stanford -20 risk $330 to win $300 bookmaker

stanford -20 risk 1.1 unit to win 1 unit bookmaker

i'm not attacking you. you leave out important details and that is why people have reason to question you.

Just read this whole thread all the "plays" that you make, are never once locked in, never once confirmed. Zeta makes the most logical and obvious point......you have no spreadsheet, you ask QUESTIONS about leans, and then you want to say you made the play? Except for on the 3 Team teaser, "OH I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THAT PLAY" - although contextually it sounded like you certainly did in your thread. So convenient, and so unconvincing.

I am new here, not trying to attack you either, don't know much about lakerboy, but what I do know is, from what you've posted so far, and from the outside looking in, I feel like I'm listening to a 430 pound fat man tell me about how many fine hotties he's smashed in the last 2 weeks.

[brahmabull117]

I would estimate your time away as being closer to two weeks.

No I came back after a couple days and started betting again, I just didn't want to post on this site until I started dominating again (which I have, I turned my bankroll from 1000 dollars to 2500)

[brahmabull117]

Just read this whole thread all the "plays" that you make, are never once locked in, never once confirmed. You have no spreadsheet, you ask QUESTIONS about leans, and then you want to say you made the play? Except on the 3 Team teaser, "OH I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THAT PLAY". So convenient, and so unconvincing.

I am new, not trying to attack you either, don't know much about lakerboy, but what I do know is, from what you've posted so far, and from the outside looking in, I feel like I'm listening to a 430 pound fat man tell me about how many fine hotties he's smashed in the last 2 weeks.

1)I didn't make that 3 team teaser because I already had the steelers in a 2 team teaser in my other thread (which I admitted I lost)


I wouldn't play 2 different teasers with one team involved in both, that's absolutely retarded and goes against all common sense



2)I have played every other one of my plays that I made threads about except for the phillies game. If you don't believe me that's fine, that still means I had a 10-2 record over the last few days

[hawley]

Who cares when you started betting again.

You were gone forr a couple of weeks to let that thread die and hope everyone forgot about you getting buried.

That doesnt happen pal.

[hawley]

Brah I have also heard you are shit at Madden.

Can you confirm this?

[MysteryMung]

1)I didn't make that 3 team teaser because I already had the steelers in a 2 team teaser in my other thread (which I admitted I lost)


I wouldn't play 2 different teasers with one team involved in both, that's absolutely retarded and goes against all common sense



2)I have played every other one of my plays that I made threads about except for the phillies game. If you don't believe me that's fine, that still means I had a 10-2 record over the last few days

You missed the whole point of my post: that you are shady and flaky when it comes to actually committing yourself to a play, and you conveniently choose games that you win as bets you made, but games that you lost, as bets you didn't end up making.

Fat dude, 430 pounds, banging playmates.

[brahmabull117]

Brah I have also heard you are shit at Madden. Can you confirm this?

I'm okay, I can score a million points, I just can't stop people in that game

[Sunde91]

when you make a thread about a poster they win

they are glorified in deh internetz while you look like a freak who obsesses with a name on a screen

4 pages in a few hours in honor of lakerboy means he wins and you failed period

[brahmabull117]

You missed the whole point of my post: that you are shady and flaky when it comes to actually committing yourself to a play, and you conveniently choose games that you win as bets you made, but games that you lost, as bets you didn't end up making.

Fat dude, 430 pounds, banging playmates.

I made 13 threads about plays, 10 of them won



enough said

[I/O]

You keep setting yourself up for this.

All that matters is winning money, who cares what % you win at or how little plays you lose.

You only lost 3 plays on one day BUT YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY.

Your a clown. LB is a proven long time winner on here. you come and go with wins but you have zero money management skils and constantly bury yourself

[hawley]

I'm okay, I can score a million points, I just can't stop people in that game

How much are you making a day playing online?

[tunaguitar76]

Fat dude, 430 pounds, banging playmates.

i really need to start gaining some weight.

[allabout the $$$]

seriously i find you entertaining at times but shut up and make a spreadsheet when those 3 all in plays lost i felt bad for you but you deserved that ass whopping for being the cocky young 21 year old kid that you are. the sooner you realize that we are all here to get insight and make money the better off you will be. you are doubting lakerboy who has had some good and bad runs here we all do. stop with the dikk measuring and just make your plays u will get the due credit when the time is right learn some humility and do what you do. being the biggest pain in the ass isnt getting you anywhere on this forum so hopefully you listen to what some of us are telling you and learn from it your 25-8 baseball record gets you no where because bottom line is what do you have to show for your 25-5 run nothing because those last 3 plays killed your bankroll so just sit back listen and learn and it will help you in the long run GL

[gangeriver]

just curious, why people always argue about posters in this forum? what is the point? childish!

[hawley]

just curious, why people always argue about posters in this forum? what is the point? childish!

Makes my virtual rooster grow.

[obamaismyuncle]

someone start a Players Talkcapping contest from now till the end of the World Series and the Bahama bitch can show off his skills...

[MysteryMung]

I made 13 threads about plays, 10 of them won



enough said

But how many of them did you actually play? Nobody really knows, since you didn't lock any plays in before game time. Classic fisherman's tale.

"Enough said" to indicate that you have the logic of a 12 year old, and you must be close to 430 since you are thick buddy. Nothing you've said in this thread addresses the W/L and +/- UNITS discrepancy you're facing. And suuuure.....we all "cash out" before our big losing streak too lol.

Hope for your continued success, you obviously are the best handicapper on the forum.

Start a spreadsheet, if you still have your 70-80%, I'll pay for Scarlett Johansson to come suck your dick.

[shari91]

I made 13 threads about plays, 10 of them won enough said

And you only said you were betting what... 3 of them??? The BEST SIX TEAM TEASER EVER, the PHILLIES and some other NFL play.

Listen to what people are telling you. Or don't I guess. But this shit's not going to fly. Seriously. It's now gotten to the point where serious lakerboy bashers are coming in here sticking up for him because he may be up and down, but he sticks around and he at least states his plays clearly beforehand.

And don't even start with that taking a break stuff. I already posted your history before you left the last time. Same threads, same questions. You were going to take down the books, 100k limits, ooh you'd be kicked out so who would pay you, etc...

Just be your f'n self. No need for this nonsense. Use the spreadsheet or just admit you're a troll. Either/or is cool. But we may as well get it out on the table.

[jjgold]

Many afraid to use spreadsheet and get exposed.

These guys will never keep one and if they do it stops as soon as they get in red a decent amount

Keep spreadsheet will show how hard it is to win

[I/O]

And you only said you were betting what... 3 of them??? The BEST SIX TEAM TEASER EVER, the PHILLIES and some other NFL play.

Listen to what people are telling you. Or don't I guess. But this shit's not going to fly. Seriously. It's now gotten to the point where serious lakerboy bashers are coming in here sticking up for him because he may be up and down, but he sticks around and he at least states his plays clearly beforehand.

And don't even start with that taking a break stuff. I already posted your history before you left the last time. Same threads, same questions. You were going to take down the books, 100k limits, ooh you'd be kicked out so who would pay you, etc...

Just be your f'n self. No need for this nonsense. Use the spreadsheet or just admit you're a gay troll. Either/or is cool. But we may as well get it out on the table.

[ebbearsfb1]

If not a spreadsheet.. y not just one thread? The only reason I say not a spreasheet cause can't those be edited?

[lakerboy]

If not a spreadsheet.. y not just one thread? The only reason I say not a spreasheet cause can't those be edited?

no, once a play is in its in.

[MartinBlank]

This is not NUQULEAR PHYSICS----it is gambling on sports.

You can shut everyone up on SBR who hates you (and there are a lot of us)---by simply posting your selections on your speadsheet and if you hit 70's---all you have to say is "Spreadsheet Bitches".

But this goofy "Hey, does anyone like Northwesteastern Bumfook State? And then claiming it as a winner is bush league.

[ebbearsfb1]

no, once a play is in its in.

Ill have to check it out.. seems easier then me using a word doc

[shari91]

Many afraid to use spreadsheet and get exposed. These guys will never keep one and if they do it stops as soon as they get in red a decent amount Keep spreadsheet will show how hard it is to win

Well yeah. You can't (or at least shouldn't post live bets on there) and it's just purely what you picked before a game/match. I've lost 8k at $200/unit since May and I'm still posting. It's not entirely accurate - it may even be worse. The actual spreadsheet I'm using to calculate every single one of my bets, live, etc... is one that durito directed me to as it has these auto calculator things. But the end result is the same. Post your stuff and that's it. Most of us used to giggle at the SBR spreadsheet and it still has it's flaws but it is what it is. And if you're on a play pre-game that's exactly what this is for.

[samgurt]

Obviously Cookie Monster (hitting 100% at 68-0 after should be the best handicapper in the world to you because all you care about it winning % (with your INCREDIBLY SMALL sample size). Guy...You can't fukkin say you're hitting 90% when you have only "bet" on 11 games.
I'll admit, we have similar ways of handicapping baseball and it works for me...but seriously, is there a need to be such a d-bag attention whore every single day?

http://forum.sbrforum.com/college-football-handicapping/646563-rubber-duckie-plays-90-winners-guaranteed-p4.html

Even as a joke, Cookie Monster uses your weasel strategy:

Thanks for the interest guys. Will answer some of the questions before posting this week picks... Because 8-0 in the sig looks way better than 1-0. Next question... Of course not. The second set of picks were not official. I skillfully used the "Ducky liked a few more teams/too risky for me" weasel words, so I can discard them if there were a loss or count them if they go perfect. Brilliant, is not it?

[ACoochy]

no, once a play is in its in.

Not true. On a couple of occasions taken a pic out (before start of game) due to breaking news that went against my wager. Simply arbed out for a small loss on both occasions...

[samgurt]

no, once a play is in its in.

you can delete picks. I do it all the time just because my spreadsheet doesn't have my actual plays. I just use it to come up with new strategies

[Grandmaster B]

Brahm, how much for ur season package?

Please email me @ neverfuckenheardofya@gmail.com

Well Played Sir

[Grandmaster B]

when you make a thread about a poster they win

they are glorified in deh internetz while you look like a freak who obsesses with a name on a screen

4 pages in a few hours in honor of lakerboy means he wins and you failed period

well then a few past and present posters have made me a winner before...thx for the info

[gshock1]

You make too many useless threads that spam up the forum.