BTP7 Week One: Forum Fuggin Freeloaders

[The Prick]

That right there is poetry for alla you heathens. see when ya use a buncha words in a row that start with the same sound its called a haiku. stick with me an you'll all be fuggin renaissance men by the end of the season. still broke and freeloadin but all the pearls i'm gonna toss before you swine will round out yer characters.







special thanks to my pals brock landers, micheal jack corbin my BFF, BGD, and Paver.

dont you go changing ta try an please me, an dont go beggin me for points when i scoop 'em all up this week

[daneault23]

No prick you fukk, it's not a haiku. It's called alliteration. Did you fail 10th grade english pal?

[The Prick]

No prick you fukk, it's not a haiku. It's called alliteration. Did you fail 10th grade english pal?

lololol i seen yer video there beavis, whoored yerself out fer a measly hundred points. you really wanna go a round or two with me boot? daner im gonna make you my special project son you aint gonna have ta come find me

[pavyracer]

I'd bet you the European players of BTP are using The Prick's lines to turn off fat chicks at the clubs.

[The Prick]

I'd bet you the European players of BTP are using The Prick's lines to turn off fat chicks at the clubs.

if alla the euro BTP players are creepy stalker freaks like you they aint gonna need no help turnin off fat chicks. what line did you use to hook up with that hot cougar paver ya fuggin lyin bitch?

[daneault23]

Prick, do you talk like this in everyday life? As in real conversations with ppl?

[The Prick]

Prick, do you talk like this in everyday life? As in real conversations with ppl?

down here in god's country most all of us talk sorta this way. come on down daner, we'll cook up a hawg in yer honor son

[hhsilver]

I'm a little worried about this year. In the first week the prick spelled "renaissance" correctly. I would have figured that to be even more unlikely than him going 4-0. Now I'm wondering if a 4-0 could also occur. ..

[konck]

Prick WTF!!!! Give up the smokes your breathing harder than when your chasing men
In the Arkansas mountains.
Also lose the shades at least a few will think you dont need to read off a script
Ill fade G Bay(55%) to thanks!!!
And they are pounding the Iowa under hard Ill fade that one big!
You probably go 1-3 ....you suked out of the gate last year to ya goat farmer

[DDT]

Don't worry Prick....I will lube it up first before I stick it in

[The Prick]

Prick WTF!!!! Give up the smokes your breathing harder than when your chasing men
In the Arkansas mountains.
Also lose the shades at least a few will think you dont need to read off a script
Ill fade G Bay(55%) to thanks!!!
And they are pounding the Iowa under hard Ill fade that one big!
You probably go 1-3 ....you suked out of the gate last year to ya goat farmer

jajaja shoulda knew hangin a thread for freeloaders would have konckers kracker ass swoop on in. you got some kinda app on yer phone that beeps when freeshit is involved? fade away koncker, one of us prolly gets there feelings hurt

[jeffdane]

thanks for the free points, prick. next week, try to win 2-3 games so the prize is higher for me. looks like we are all getting about 10 points. over .500 and u get points this week.

[The Prick]

thanks for the free points, prick. next week, try to win 2-3 games so the prize is higher for me. looks like we are all getting about 10 points. over .500 and u get points this week.

so jeffey you think i aint gonna get 2 of them locks right? little side action hoss?

[shaunovery]

Prick I've seen the videos and the chat fukkin hell man speak English what you on

[Tech N9ne]

Pricker you sound like Larry the cable guy

[The Prick]

Don't worry Prick....I will lube it up first before I stick it in

am thinkin with that little tiny vienna sausage yer undoubtedly sportin the lube aint gonna be necessary.

[Fishhead]

This guy doesn't even know the clock stops on every firstdown in CFB

.................and as always, nobody fukin understands half of what this prick said.

[ttwarrior1]

do i have to put in all 4 of my plays before tonights game?

[The Prick]

.................and as always, nobody fukin understands half of what this prick said.

fisher you wastin time postin over here son. see we let alla the retread garbage from every forum inta my contest so you aint gotta share yer wisdom about coupons an dumpster value with us. hurry back on over ta eog and latch onta tuckmans anus real tight ta make sure you get "invited" inta that contest

[itchypickle]

Prick what state are you in? Tenn kentucky? ?

[markteal]

I'd bet you the European players of BTP are using The Prick's lines to turn off fat chicks at the clubs.

Well I might do if I could understand a word the fat wheezy retard was saying

[Mate0]

can you type without glasses?

[Bcatswin]

WTF?????

[ProfaneReality]

1st time playing, after I picked I noticed games the prick plays are not allowed to be played.... but I was able to choose the GB/NO under... is this allowed?

[Glitch]

1st time playing, after I picked I noticed games the prick plays are not allowed to be played.... but I was able to choose the GB/NO under... is this allowed?

its allowed. you can have the same game, just not the same pick.

[ProfaneReality]

thanks

[cant call it]

jj get back to the gloryhole.
funny sh!t btp

[The Prick]

Well I might do if I could understand a word the fat wheezy retard was saying

markymark i thought you euro types was supposed to have manners? or are you more like one of them euro types that rides goofy scooters, dont wash often enough, and got real messed up teeth?

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'm the only one who noticed the Prick has no neck?

[BeatTheJerk]

I think I might do quite well this year. I'm very focused this time around ......

[The Prick]

I'm the only one who noticed the Prick has no neck?

lol dirty i thought we was pals son? my cinematograffer set that up, said it worked for the wizard of oz so was good enough fer me. not sure i'm buyin his artistic friggin vision tho

[Dirty Sanchez]

lol dirty i thought we was pals son? my cinematograffer set that up, said it worked for the wizard of oz so was good enough fer me. not sure i'm buyin his artistic friggin vision tho

Nah...Prick...we're Bro's.....anyone tries to mess with you I'll hit them so fukkin hard their Driver's License's will cry Whether you've got a neck or not

[nikossf]

What are the odds "The Prick" losses his OWN contest????

[The Prick]

Prick I've seen the videos and the chat fukkin hell man speak English what you on

shauny i'm just high on life son. tune in turn on. just say no, this is yer brain on drugs. its a big beautiful world out there shauny go see some of it. my english aint so bad you just gotta go with it. now lets all sit around a fuggin campfire an hold hands an sing kumbaya

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[Cap dat 4ss]

Prick, do a few practice runs next time pal. Like a rehearsal.