Best way to get rid of Spearmint Rhino stink? 25 points to the winner

[TheCentaur]

Going to Vegas in a week! No craps, no blackjack, just live nl hold em. Hopefully. Also plan on making a football bet or two and watching in Lagasse Stadium. Taking my girlfriend so probably won't be playing as much poker as I would like.

I hope you all don't think I'm a dick, but I HAVE to go to the Spearmint Rhino every trip to Vegas, even when my gf is in Vegas with me. It's like crack to me and I have to have it. Question:What is a good way to repel/conceal/get rid of strip club smell? It will be a dead giveaway when I get back to the room if I don't do something.

[ProfaneReality]

febreeze and im dead serious. used to do this when i went to strip clubs...would febreeze myself when I got in car to head home..neutralizes any smell after about 10 minutes

[onlooker]

You better take a shower, because that glitter will be all over you too.

[pavyracer]

Garlic and deer piss. When you leave the club chew 6 gloves of garlic and spray deer piss on your armpits. That will kill the strip club smell.

[onlooker]

You better take a shower, because that glitter will be all over you too.

So maybe you might want to pick up some handy wipes to clean your face, neck and hands. Not sure what you can do about your shirt, bring a spare? That glitter is a pain in the ass.

[gauchojake]

best solution is to just bring your chick with you. if she can't handle a strip club then it's prob time to cut the line

[saints7011]

go to bottoms up or the crazy horse and practice...





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[TheCentaur]

So maybe you might want to pick up some handy wipes to clean your face, neck and hands. Not sure what you can do about your shirt, bring a spare? That glitter is a pain in the ass.

Crap I didn't even think about the glitter This is going to require some special planning.

[TheCentaur]

go to bottoms up or the crazy horse and practice...

Are you from the beach?
Those places are a joke these days. One of the reasons Rhino is a must.

[saints7011]

Crap I didn't even think about the glitter This is going to require some special planning.

the glitter is easy...

tell her someone won a jackpot ...

and they were throwing glitter and confetti...





dulas

[Tech N9ne]

Have sex with TR88's mom

Afterwards you'll smell like a dumpster

Thank me later

[saints7011]

Are you from the beach?
Those places are a joke these days. One of the reasons Rhino is a must.

they all a joke now...

I remember when Masters was the shits...

I live very close to you...





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[onlooker]

Crap I didn't even think about the glitter This is going to require some special planning.

Handy wipes, febreeze, your cologne, and a spare shirt.

[Cap dat 4ss]

Handy wipes, febreeze, your cologne, and a spare shirt.

I usually febreeze the dancers prior to any touching and wear a rain jacket. This combination works well.

[onlooker]

the glitter is easy...

tell her someone won a jackpot ...

and they were throwing glitter and confetti...





dulas

You obviously haven't encountered make-up glitter.

[TheCentaur]

they all a joke now...

I remember when Masters was the shits...

I live very close to you...





dulas

Yeah I don't know what happened to the Horse. I know it changed ownership, so maybe that's it but it's very low quality.

[saints7011]

You obviously haven't encountered make-up glitter.

onlooker , it will be 2 in the morning when he gets home...

lights off , dark , straight to the shower...

if she looking that hard , he probly shouldnt be goin...

[onlooker]

lights off , dark , straight to the shower...

That's what I suggested first. A shower, but we all know women are nuts. So he has to be prepared for everything.

[TheCentaur]

I usually febreeze the dancers prior to any touching and wear a rain jacket. This combination works well.

I actually thought of wearing a cheap disposable rain coat. Can't even think what those are called right now You buy them at football games, spanish word...

[TheCentaur]

That's what I suggested first. A shower, but we all know women are nuts. So he has to be prepared for everything.

I never wear cologne so that would be a giveaway. Taking a shower after playing poker all night might be suspicious also.

[Cap dat 4ss]

poncho... do it. They're probably used to it

[onlooker]

Do you smoke? Sit in your car smoking cigs and you will smell like you were sitting in the casino all night.

[saints7011]

I never wear cologne so that would be a giveaway. Taking a shower after playing poker all night might be suspicious also.

tell her the dude beside you spilled his drink on you...

gives you reason to shower...

we will get you through this pal...




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[saints7011]

where your girl at now ?

[TheCentaur]

poncho... do it. They're probably used to it

Yes poncho, thanks.

[TheCentaur]

tell her the dude beside you spilled his drink on you...

gives you reason to shower...

we will get you through this pal...




dulas

Now that has potential. In fact, maybe actually spill a drink on myself when I get back to the hotel before going up to the room.

[saints7011]

Now that has potential. In fact, maybe actually spill a drink on myself when I get back to the hotel before going up to the room.

I told you we would figure it out...

sitting up here at the swing bridge and thought about it...




dulas

[TheCentaur]

Swing bridge saloon? Hey...does your name start with a J and you worked on the boat perhaps?

[saints7011]

Swing bridge saloon? Hey...does your name start with a J and you worked on the boat perhaps?

nope , wrong guy...

[TheCentaur]

Oh ok. Thanks for the ideas though. I think you and profanereality are the frontrunners. Ill award the points by tomorrow midnight.

[HoulihansTX]

Wear basketball shorts, so the lapdances are 100% better.

Also do not sneak around. Tell her where you are going.

[opie1988]

Centaur-

I'll be in Vegas that weekend too, pal.

PM me your girls digits. I'll entertain her while you're at SR. This way she'll stay "occupied" and not be so worried as to your whereabouts.

Least I can do for an SBR brethren!

[TheCentaur]

Centaur-

I'll be in Vegas that weekend too, pal.

PM me your girls digits. I'll entertain her while you're at SR. This way she'll stay "occupied" and not be so worried as to your whereabouts.

Least I can do for an SBR brethren!

I don't like that idea at all. I'm actually going during the week though. Leaving Friday night or else I would meet you for a craps game.

[saints7011]

you and the lady come on down to the southside tonight...

colt ford playing at the beaver...






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[jarvol]

Taking my girlfriend

This is the biggest flaw in your plan.