Is Temple the worst NCAA division 1 football of all time?It has to be!

[BrentCrude]

I saw Eddy Jones posting here today and thought of Temple because he claims to be an alumni.I know Bill Cosby went there and I know it's in Philly but with a name like Temple it always reminded me like it would be the Jewish version of Notre Dame even though it's not.I can picture guys like Woody Allan,Gilbert Godfried,Pauley Shore and Pee Wee Herman all trying out for the team.Hell,for decades they play like a team full of those kind of guys.

You would think that Bill Cosby could open his wallet up and hire some decent players.

How bad of a team do you have to be for Temple to pick you for their first couple non conference tuneup games?

[Illusion]

Duke and Temple are 1 and 1a

[BrentCrude]

They should do a remake parody of The Knute Rockne -Reagan movie.

Wouldn't a movie about either a mythical Jewish college or maybe Temple for real be funny if it sort of took the theme of the movie Reagan was in about the Gipper and Knute Rockne.Instead of win one for the gipper,you could have one,win one for the gypper.OK,don't ban me for saying an anti semetic thing here.Don Rickles and Jackie Mason would say stuff like that.

The whole theme of a hybrid movie based on Temple and the Rockne movie would be hilarious.It would feature all these guys that are like 5 foot seven 155 pounds being the stud athletes.Instead of hounding the players to study and get good grades they would be hounding them to take more time to practice and workout and foresake becoming heart surgeons and stockbrokers.Man,the possibilities are endless.Jewish princesses as cheerleaders whining on the sideline,the team doctor taking off during the game to do an operation for mega bucks at the hospital.You would have about 2000 lawyer alumni drumming up lawsuits during the game suing the opposing teams players for rough plays resulting in injuries.A whole section of fans that are lawyers clear the stands to follow the ambulance to the hospital where the injured player is sent to. The opposing team gets pelted with bagels when they enter the field from the tunnel.Instead of Miller beer signs you have Mogan David wine signs in the stadium