Worst movie you were ever forced by a woman to attend?Yentle?Fried Green Tomatoes??

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Worst movie you were ever forced by a woman to attend?Yentle?Fried Green Tomatoes??
    Any guy here ever been forced by their woman to go to some Muted Heart,Merryl Streep,girlie chick flick,feminist social cause awareness themed movie that absolutely made you sick to your stomach and made you embarrassed to be seen there?If so,what was it.What's the ultimate movie that you would have to be totally pussy whipped to agree on seeing?
  • Illusion
    Restricted User
    • 08-09-05
    • 25166

    #2
    I got forced to see the bridges of maddison county many years ago.
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    • Stumpage
      SBR MVP
      • 09-21-05
      • 2906

      #3
      Shakespeare In Love.....I distinctly remember hoping that some biological germ warfare type agent would be released into the theatre, thus ending my suffering.....
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      • RageWizard
        SBR MVP
        • 09-01-06
        • 3008

        #4
        I was forced to see Yentl many years ago and I don't think that I have recovered. I think that I would rather be water boarded with gasoline and a blow torch chaser.
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          My woman and I were forced by our plane to watch 'Something's Gotta Give' on our last trip to Vegas. It was traumatizing.

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          • RageWizard
            SBR MVP
            • 09-01-06
            • 3008

            #6
            Originally posted by Bread
            My woman and I were forced by our plane to watch 'Something's Gotta Give' on our last trip to Vegas. It was traumatizing.

            http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...1AA18065127623

            My friend told me about this movie and I was able to deter the little lady from hauling me to the theatre to see this master piece. I bet you were just loving the plane flight so much that you would have gladly went skydiving without the parachute.
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
              I was praying for a crash.
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              • Bet Shooter
                SBR MVP
                • 05-02-08
                • 1118

                #8
                This remeinds me of a story I can only admit here in front of people I don't know:

                Back in the early 90's (the exact year eludes me). I had a room mate at the time named Chris. It's the NFL playoff weekend. Two games on Sunday. I watch the early game and get ready for the late one. Dallas was playing someone. I don't remember what team. My girlfriend and Chris's girlfriend come over about 2:30. We are having fun. They both HATE Football. But they are dealing with it nicely. We invite two more of our buddies over to watch. The other three guys are all Dallas fans. I am a fish fan so it was not that big a deal for me, except for all the cash I had riding on the game! One TV in the apartment. You can all get the picture now. The first game is a blowout by like 35, so the girls want to watch a movi coming on at 3:00. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!!!

                So we start watching the movie, 4 guys and 2 girls. 4:00 comes and we are still watching. Nobody says anything!!!! The two guests aren't going to say anything, the girls certainly aren't and Chris and I get wrapped up in the movie and forget about the Dallas game. The movie ends and there are 6 adults with tears in our eyes from the ending. Then all embarassed we put the Dallas game on in the middle of the game and watch the rest and the girls go home. What a bunch of pussies we were that day. Funny shit looking back on it now. The four guys vowed NEVER to repeat that story to anyone!
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                • swede96
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-05-07
                  • 3875

                  #9
                  Awww...at least it wasn't Steel Magnolias!
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                  • Bet Shooter
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-02-08
                    • 1118

                    #10
                    Originally posted by swede96
                    Awww...at least it wasn't Steel Magnolias!
                    Morning baby. I love to see those legs first thing in the morning!
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                    • seaborneq
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-08-06
                      • 22556

                      #11
                      Wife thought Brokeback Mountain was a must see. I nearly puked.
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                      • EddieJones
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 06-10-08
                        • 394

                        #12
                        I was 'forced' to see the Matrix when it first came out. I thought it sucked.

                        Brokeback I wasn't forced to watch but call me nuts I found the movie pretty good.
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                        • HedgeHog
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-11-07
                          • 10128

                          #13
                          Sex and the City. For every horror film I take my wife to, she gets to pick a chick flick. This one was especially poor. Half way through, I thought about walking down the hall to the Indiana Jones flick.
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                          • picantel
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-17-05
                            • 4338

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bet Shooter
                            This remeinds me of a story I can only admit here in front of people I don't know:

                            Back in the early 90's (the exact year eludes me). I had a room mate at the time named Chris. It's the NFL playoff weekend. Two games on Sunday. I watch the early game and get ready for the late one. Dallas was playing someone. I don't remember what team. My girlfriend and Chris's girlfriend come over about 2:30. We are having fun. They both HATE Football. But they are dealing with it nicely. We invite two more of our buddies over to watch. The other three guys are all Dallas fans. I am a fish fan so it was not that big a deal for me, except for all the cash I had riding on the game! One TV in the apartment. You can all get the picture now. The first game is a blowout by like 35, so the girls want to watch a movi coming on at 3:00. FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!!!

                            So we start watching the movie, 4 guys and 2 girls. 4:00 comes and we are still watching. Nobody says anything!!!! The two guests aren't going to say anything, the girls certainly aren't and Chris and I get wrapped up in the movie and forget about the Dallas game. The movie ends and there are 6 adults with tears in our eyes from the ending. Then all embarassed we put the Dallas game on in the middle of the game and watch the rest and the girls go home. What a bunch of pussies we were that day. Funny shit looking back on it now. The four guys vowed NEVER to repeat that story to anyone!

                            Dammit I thought you were gonna break out into we had a big orgy at the end. How disappointing
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                            • swede96
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-05-07
                              • 3875

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bet Shooter
                              Morning baby. I love to see those legs first thing in the morning!
                              Moring Bet Shooter!
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                              • louisvillekid
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-07
                                • 9263

                                #16
                                i haven't ever been forced to watch anything, but i'll watch something out of curiosity if i hear a lot of good things about it, even if it is supposed to be a tearjerker.

                                i rented The Empire Strikes Back in the mid 90's one time, and when i went to play it someone had recorded Fried Green Tomatoes on it and it had commercials and all, i didn't watch it, just was fast forwarding hoping whoever didn't record the whole thing and at least some of The Empire was still viewable.
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                                • WileOut
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-04-07
                                  • 3844

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EddieJones
                                  I was 'forced' to see the Matrix when it first came out. I thought it sucked.

                                  Brokeback I wasn't forced to watch but call me nuts I found the movie pretty good.
                                  I dont like many movies and am a very hard critic but Matrix is the complete opposite of a chick flick. It was the best movie I had ever seen when it came out. I saw it 3 times at the movie theatre. It was one of the first movies to take the graphics thing to the next level. We now see the unreal graphics in all movies now but Matrix was the original that took things to a new level. Set a new standard. Plus the Matrix was so deep and you had to think about it. It was fvking unreal.

                                  Brokeback mountain was a movie about queers. The Matrix is bad but queer movie is good?
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                                  • WileOut
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-04-07
                                    • 3844

                                    #18
                                    I cant front though I saw Sweet November and thought it was a good movie.
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                                    • EddieJones
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 06-10-08
                                      • 394

                                      #19
                                      4 words: Anne Hathaway's pink titties. But besides that.. Eh wtf I'm not gay or nothin pilgrim but I know I wasn't bored one second watching it.

                                      As far as Matrix, the stupid crap about pink rabbits oh and it's so deep, the world is not as you know it Luke blah ok. The cgi stuff was innovative sure.
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                                      • armyoflovers
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-26-07
                                        • 714

                                        #20
                                        My wife forced me to go to church for the first and last time in 2004. All I did the entire time was let some of the greasiest, nastiest, vomit-inducing stinkbombs known to man. I was blowing up about the first 7 pews on the left-hand side. I heard waves of groans and "shew" expressions as I barley contained myself. I smelled like a ****ing shit factory.
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                                        • EaglesPhan36
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 71662

                                          #21
                                          Shutter. It wasn't even a chick flick - just a horribly done attempt at a "horror" film.
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