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  • wikkidinsane
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-30-10
    • 13799

    #71
    jj i will bust your face up lol. It takes u 4 secs to rooster back your arm by the time you do that, I am hitting you with my 1-2-3- and you out.
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    • FindTheLock
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-27-10
      • 7194

      #72
      I don't know why anyone would want to fight JJ in the first place. He seems like a pretty decent guy, and his videos are hilarious.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #73
        A lot of tough guys here that claim they can fight
        I do think some guys here are tough

        One guy posted in this thread that claims he can kick my ass, he is 5-9, 100
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        • BEANTOWNJIM
          SBR MVP
          • 08-12-05
          • 4610

          #74
          JJGOLD I AM 51 YEARS OLD NOW 10 YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ARSE NOW I AM NOT SO SURE

          BOYS I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE I BACKED DOWN FROM A FIGHT WITH A LESBIAN 6 MONTHS AGO SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND I TOOK THE VERBAL ABUSE.IF I HAD CONFIDENCE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER/HIM OUT LESBIAN OR NOT.

          TYPICAL STORY I WAS AT THE DOG PARK WITH MY DOG BRADY A 18 POUND COCKER-POO THEN TWO TOUGH LESBIANS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LET THERE 4 YEAR OLD BOXER LOOSE TO FIGHT AND FLIP BRADY AROUND THEY KNEW THERE DOG WAS AGGRESSIVE.SO THE DOG STARTS FLIPPING BRADY SO I WENT OVER YELLING AT THE LESBIANS TO GET THERE DOG AND OF COURSE THEY SAY OH HE'S ONLY PLAYING THIS DOG WASNT ONLY PLAYING.SO I YELL GET YOUR F-CKING DOG YOU GOD DAM DIKE.MAN SHE GOT PISSED AND CAME RUNNING OVER AND SAYS SAY THAT TO MY FACE.I AM THINKING I DONT WANT TO FIGHT THIS MANIAC I AM 51 YEARS OLD AND HAVENT BEEN IN A FIGHT IN 15 YEARS IT WONT LOOK GOOD IF THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB FIND OUT I GOT PUNCHED OUT BY A LESBIAN I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF TOWN.SO SHE SAYS WELL TOUGH GUY YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AND I JUST SAID TAKE IT EASY AND GET THE DOG AWAY I AM LEAVING BOYS I HAD TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE I JUST WASNT SURE IF I COULD TAKE HER SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE MIGHT HAVE PLAYED FOR ONE OF THOSE LESBIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUES SHE LOOKED LIKE A WHITE RAY LEWIS.SO FELLAS BOTTOM LINE MY FIGHTING DAYS ARE NUMBERED

          JJGOLD ALTHOUGH I AM AN INTIMIDATING FIGURE 5 FT 11 INCHES TALL 225 POUNDS I HAVE LOST MY CONFIDENCE AND I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW I WOULD DO IN A FIST FIGHT ANYMORE.NOW I AM JUST TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE WITH MY SIZE IT WORKS WITH MEN BUT IT DOESNT WORK WITH LESBIANS
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #75
            Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
            JJGOLD I AM 51 YEARS OLD NOW 10 YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ARSE NOW I AM NOT SO SURE

            BOYS I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE I BACKED DOWN FROM A FIGHT WITH A LESBIAN 6 MONTHS AGO SHE GOT IN MY FACE AND I TOOK THE VERBAL ABUSE.IF I HAD CONFIDENCE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED HER/HIM OUT LESBIAN OR NOT.

            TYPICAL STORY I WAS AT THE DOG PARK WITH MY DOG BRADY A 18 POUND COCKER-POO THEN TWO TOUGH LESBIANS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LET THERE 4 YEAR OLD BOXER LOOSE TO FIGHT AND FLIP BRADY AROUND THEY KNEW THERE DOG WAS AGGRESSIVE.SO THE DOG STARTS FLIPPING BRADY SO I WENT OVER YELLING AT THE LESBIANS TO GET THERE DOG AND OF COURSE THEY SAY OH HE'S ONLY PLAYING THIS DOG WASNT ONLY PLAYING.SO I YELL GET YOUR F-CKING DOG YOU GOD DAM DIKE.MAN SHE GOT PISSED AND CAME RUNNING OVER AND SAYS SAY THAT TO MY FACE.I AM THINKING I DONT WANT TO FIGHT THIS MANIAC I AM 51 YEARS OLD AND HAVENT BEEN IN A FIGHT IN 15 YEARS IT WONT LOOK GOOD IF THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB FIND OUT I GOT PUNCHED OUT BY A LESBIAN I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF TOWN.SO SHE SAYS WELL TOUGH GUY YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AND I JUST SAID TAKE IT EASY AND GET THE DOG AWAY I AM LEAVING BOYS I HAD TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE I JUST WASNT SURE IF I COULD TAKE HER SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE MIGHT HAVE PLAYED FOR ONE OF THOSE LESBIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUES SHE LOOKED LIKE A WHITE RAY LEWIS.SO FELLAS BOTTOM LINE MY FIGHTING DAYS ARE NUMBERED

            JJGOLD ALTHOUGH I AM AN INTIMIDATING FIGURE 5 FT 11 INCHES TALL 225 POUNDS I HAVE LOST MY CONFIDENCE AND I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW I WOULD DO IN A FIST FIGHT ANYMORE.NOW I AM JUST TRYING TO SCARE PEOPLE WITH MY SIZE IT WORKS WITH MEN BUT IT DOESNT WORK WITH LESBIANS
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            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #76
              Hey JJ,

              Will I be the first one to admit that you'd kick my azz? I wouldn't fight ya.
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              • Domestic
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-09
                • 6323

                #77
                Originally posted by jjgold
                5-9, 100
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #78
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                  • rake922
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-07
                    • 11692

                    #79
                    tough call, but the longer reach gets me the win

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                    • stogies
                      Restricted User
                      • 02-24-11
                      • 641

                      #80
                      I know I can kick your ass jjgold but how much fun can it be to beat up some little mascot? Fighting you would be like getting in a fight with some little pansy guy cheer leader in high school.
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                      • Ice House
                        Restricted User
                        • 07-21-10
                        • 4060

                        #81
                        JJ you are an angry dude
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                        • Ice House
                          Restricted User
                          • 07-21-10
                          • 4060

                          #82
                          you say fukk more than anyone I have ever met
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                          • Dabeergod
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-30-10
                            • 5503

                            #83
                            If anyone needs to get laid on this forum is you JJ. You are slacking pal....you are not a fighter, u are a lover. Even if it doesn't work out with a female, you can always crawl up a chickens ass and wait for it to happen.
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                            • konck
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-17-06
                              • 12554

                              #84
                              Im a grown man .....I dont fight anymore
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                              • firedawg
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 10-08-08
                                • 39219

                                #85
                                jj has i nice jab working
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82839

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by firedawg
                                  jj has i nice left jab working
                                  fixed it..his right jab is dormant..so you beat him with left hooks until his brains come out of his ears.
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                                  • 305GURU
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 10-04-10
                                    • 1038

                                    #87
                                    JJ throw some more rights, your gonna break ur fuckin knuckles
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                                    • BIGDAY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 02-17-10
                                      • 48245

                                      #88
                                      JJ has the left jab/hook at will, but look out boys... Something tells be he's hiding that overhand RIGHT...
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                                      • Br0nxer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-25-11
                                        • 13665

                                        #89
                                        I'd split your fukkin head open before you even had the chance to figure out what was happening
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                                        • Sportsfan800
                                          SBR Hustler
                                          • 12-03-09
                                          • 64

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          A lot of wise asses tonight coming out from under the woodwork
                                          My boxing vids are epic
                                          Did you see me hit that steal cabinet??

                                          JJ, you drop your right hand when you throw your left.
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                                          • encephalization
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 02-26-10
                                            • 491

                                            #91
                                            I have no idea if I would jj, but you sure made me smile. Good on you!
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                                            • PuckOff
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-14-07
                                              • 2395

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              No guy over 40 can
                                              How about guys 16-40???
                                              JJ, I'd kick your ass just because of the iPhone deal. Why do you avoid me?
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                                              • lolguy999
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-28-10
                                                • 3070

                                                #93
                                                pffft, a virgin 40 yr old jew? hmmm
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #94
                                                  Fuk you mother gullets

                                                  No mood today
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                                                  • PuckOff
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-14-07
                                                    • 2395

                                                    #95
                                                    Why do you avoid me JJ?
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                                                    • Dad
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-26-08
                                                      • 23245

                                                      #96
                                                      Gold, you might be able to take me.
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                                                      • mrpooh
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 01-12-11
                                                        • 558

                                                        #97
                                                        of course. you are a fat sloth with no brain. I'd throw a quarter on the ground and you flip out for it.
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                                                        • Dax
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-21-11
                                                          • 2270

                                                          #98
                                                          I couldn't even possibly consider something like this, you remind me too much of my poor ol' grandfather...
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                                                          • tony_come
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-31-10
                                                            • 21695

                                                            #99
                                                            jj, tell these fukks...you will grab and twist their nuts

                                                            you will come at them hard
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #100
                                                              I usually can get a guy in a scissor and he will quit

                                                              Not many want a part of me if I am angry
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                                                              • cant call it
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-29-10
                                                                • 8817

                                                                #101
                                                                Gold, I thought those left jabs were lethal until I saw your pythons gunning an uppercut into that cabinet's midsection. You should definitely bob and weave more, your feet looked glued to the floor. You should try some stretches, yoga, aerobics so you can get that "float like a butterfly" look that will match the "sting like a porcupine" flurry of punches you were throwing. Wow , a blurry frenzy of attacks that no man could defend himself from. Solid JJ, very solid. The only other thing I would recommend is to grease up the top of your head with the rooster cream you use. That will keep punches from splitting your skin when you are not busy fighting inanimate objects.
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                                                                • marcoloco
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-05-10
                                                                  • 3986

                                                                  #102
                                                                  can i use my samurai sword in this fight??
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                                                                  • fishmonger
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-31-08
                                                                    • 1492

                                                                    #103
                                                                    that was some funny shit! But I got bo staff skills and computer hacking skills. Kid needs to get a hair cut and find some better fitting clothes if it comes down to some serious gangsta shit.
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                                                                    • Ice House
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 07-21-10
                                                                      • 4060

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by rake922
                                                                      tough call, but the longer reach gets me the win



                                                                      hey rake your mask is pretty weird dude and most of your videos are pretty strange.... but I have to admit those supplements you have been taking seem like they are working for you. Which is the real the reason I think you posted that stupid video about your weed whacker... "to show off your guns"... how much you bench pressing now?
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