Beware of good looking intelligent paid imposters filling in for posters at SBR bash.

[BrentCrude]

I'm in a conspiracy minded mode this morning after watching 3 tv shows dealing with imposters fronting for people.

First it was Taxi that ran the episode where Louie got Bobby to go to his class reunion for him to look good,suave,successful and rich.

Then it was Pee Wee's Big Adventure where they made the movie about Pee Wee Herman's story and got James Brolen to play him and Morgan Fairchild to play his girlfriend.

Then it was Hawaii 5-0 where these criminals made a duplicate of the police department office in town and they would pick up rich people off the street,blindfold them and bring them back to the bogus police station and blackmail and shake them down.

So I started thinking that all the fat guys,bald guys,barrelled in guys and people who aren't interesting ''geesh, I'm in these categories hehe!'' are going to hire people to take their place to show up at the SBR bash to impress the hell out of everybody.Fake Rolex,rented BMW from the Vegas airport,rented babe.etc.

I always thought it would be great to have an identical twin.Just think how easy life would be where your twin shows up for work for you,you both can eat for the price of one at a buffet and you can go out with the same woman.Hell,when you are an identical twin,that can't be kinky or you can't get jealous as long as the woman doesn't know it's not you.How can you get jealous that your brother bonked your girlfriend when he's you.

[Willie Bee]

Put a graying goatee on my avatar and that's what I look like. No stand-in, bash stunt double for me. Just remember that when y'all meet my wife, she's grown to hate it when people ask her how long she's been blind.

[JBC77]

Pee Wee was awesome. The movie where he got his bike stolen was classic. Pee Wee's playhouse on Satuday morning was the sh1t. I was pissed as a kid when he got caught beating off in the movie theater.

[RageWizard]

I do all my own stunts, so it will actually be me at the bash. Pretty hard to insert a poser when my avatar has a picture of me with a bushy cat. Some other facts that are associated with my visit are, my Rolex is real, but when you see it you won't think so. The wife hates Vegas so much she ain't coming and since I'm going alone, I can now take applications for any stand ins for her. Please only easy skanks need to apply, ans remember discretion is a paramount concern.

[JoshW]

I have hired George Clooney to fill in for me.

[Willie Bee]

I have hired George Clooney to fill in for me.

Thanks, Josh. You probably just saved me at least $200 by doing that since there's no way my wife will plop down in front of one-armed bandits with George Clooney anywhere nearby. Make sure and tell George not to wear anything real expensive or nice on account of the drool my wife will likely get on him.

[SBR_John]

Im sending in a double for security reasons. Plus the fake asian girlfriend of course.