At Last.....I'm gonna be a millionaire.

[englishmike]

I've just realised I can sign up for the SBR Vegas bash. They're giving two nights hotel which I reckon is worth $200. If I eat at In-N-Out Burger and Mcdonalds instead of eating those poncy steaks I think I can save $50 over 2 days. If I ponce all my beer by standing at a card table and talking a good game I reckon I can save another $50. That makes $300If I put that $300 on a 15 team parlay, that comes to $450,000
If I then put that on a 3-5 favourite at the harness racing at Cal Expo I break through the million barrier. 3-5 shots at Cal Expo NEVER lose.

Life makes sense now. I feel like i'm in a good place in life.
SBR has changed my outlook on life.
God I feel good.

[sickler]

And if you post like a maniac and get to 1000 posts, they'll cover your airfare.

[SBR Lou]

Sounds like you've got it all figured out.

Good luck buddy

[englishmike]

And if you post like a maniac and get to 1000 posts, they'll cover your airfare.

Im 2 hours away in the car, will they get the gas?

[MrX]

Watching englishmike become a millionaire.

Yet another reason to attend the SBR bash.

[englishmike]

Being English, Ive just realised I can save another 3 bucks on toothpaste.

[sickler]

Im 2 hours away in the car, will they get the gas?

Even with current gas prices that'd be good for them. Prolly also throw in an oil & lube.

[englishmike]

Lube? Will they give me the same one Elton John uses?

[ManOfValue]

LMFAO....

[purecarnagge]

this is all lies until I see my tickets in the mail to come to the bash and the hotel reservations.

[accuscoresucks]

i use to live in vegas aint nothing special,full of mostly retired local off strip spending their ss money..


i just hope they havent cracked down on their smoking laws

[englishmike]

Depends what youre smoking big-boy. I think youve got to stop smoking crack just North of Barstow.

[accuscoresucks]

i smoke 3 packs a day ciggs ty very much

[englishmike]

3 Packs a day? You must have a vocie like Rod Stewart.

[accuscoresucks]

im a nervous wreck i need stats,data to keep me occupied or i smoke like crazy

i think thats why i like sports investing so much

ya think??

[englishmike]

That could be the reason. I use gambling and sports as a means of escape from the miserable cunt I married.

[SBR_John]

LOL you guys sound like a fun bunch!!

[accuscoresucks]

im the opposite i have been this way since i was a kid,knowledge is power im always trying to disect stuff and see what makes it work,i need brain stimulation if i dont have it i freakout,some call it add atd whatever i call it a work of art,i would not have it any other way

i always wonderd why i liked galaxian the arcade game growing up,soccer,golf,swimming,bowling,poker you kname it

[englishmike]

Wouldnt it just be cheaper to buy 10 volumes of Soduku?

[accuscoresucks]

i have no intrest in that i actually found a few things in life that can takes my time up

[accuscoresucks]

LOL you guys sound like a fun bunch!!

john you know what time it is you better have the best set of callaways money can buy

every time i step up to the ball i try to split the ball apart i have to invision it in my mind ,every icon of energy in my body goes into breaking the ball in half kind of like meditation

[accuscoresucks]

youve got 140 yards to the pin and the air is fit to breath,life is great not a care in the world how do i want to hit this shot i can invision the ball landing softly and landing right in the middle plop right their no spin nothing,do i want to nicley fade the ball in,or high float hook,how about a low runner with backspin it stimulates the mind it clears thoughts to relaxationess.

on the other hand i could make it look like i am actually struggling if i want to break the guys spirit,and his wallet

[englishmike]

Have you considered psychiatric help?

[accuscoresucks]

you just have to understand the love i have for what i do

[accuscoresucks]

I've just realised I can sign up for the SBR Vegas bash. They're giving two nights hotel which I reckon is worth $200. If I eat at In-N-Out Burger and Mcdonalds instead of eating those poncy steaks I think I can save $50 over 2 days. If I ponce all my beer by standing at a card table and talking a good game I reckon I can save another $50. That makes $300If I put that $300 on a 15 team parlay, that comes to $450,000
If I then put that on a 3-5 favourite at the harness racing at Cal Expo I break through the million barrier. 3-5 shots at Cal Expo NEVER lose.

Life makes sense now. I feel like i'm in a good place in life.
SBR has changed my outlook on life.
God I feel good.

this only has aonce in a lifetime chance ill put the money up for your parlay just cut me 10% of your winnings

[Bostongambler]

What took you so long

[accuscoresucks]

this also reminds me of a good buddy of mine he was from barstow

[accuscoresucks]

im cookking a chicken just pulled it out the oven

[MonkeyF0cker]

Hate to burst your bubble, Mike, but you'll be hard pressed to find a book here that offers 15 teamers off the board. 8 teamers max. Sigh.

[englishmike]

The other flaw in my otherwise brilliant plan is 450,000 at 3-5 is 720,000

Id have to stay for the Monday Night Game.

[accuscoresucks]

lol

[MonkeyF0cker]

Ahh that's right. It will be football season then, won't it? That's good news. It means parlay cards! You could take that $300, put it on a table, hit blackjack, then put that $750 on an 11 teamer at the MGM books for $1,050,000! (1400:1) Fool proof!

[Marigold HD]

Being English, Ive just realised I can save another 3 bucks on toothpaste.

[Terpman92]

Being English, Ive just realised I can save another 3 bucks on toothpaste.

YEAH...BABY!!!!

[fiveteamer]

putting 500k on horse a cal expo would create minus pool. might as well just bet show.