If anyone is homeless in this market they should be shot!

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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    If anyone is homeless in this market they should be shot!
    Forget the obvious cities like Detroit and Cleveland where you can buy a street with the change in your glove box, half the large cities in the US nowadays have perfectly fine homes that you could haggle down to 5k or less

    Take Memphis for example, for 5k cash you could buy a very nice conditioned home....okay granted you might have to shoot your neighbors from time to time but **** its better than being homeless and think of what a benefit youd be doing for society by ridding the city of the taxpayer sucking parasites as they try to break into your home bc they heard you might have a TV

    Seriously though how could you possibly be homeless nowadays, I mean if you work at McDs you got plenty of money to buy one of these nice homes and a Glock 40 cal for the housewarming party
  • BookiesBernanke
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-09-10
    • 849

    #2
    and theres always a FEMA trailer or plastic coffin
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    • Ice House
      Restricted User
      • 07-21-10
      • 4060

      #3
      weird thread
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      • babyjesus
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-17-11
        • 994

        #4
        Originally posted by Ice House
        weird thread
        indeed, chill dood
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        • ACoochy
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-19-09
          • 13949

          #5
          brokey i thought u wouldve been talking about the stockmarket...A traders dream atm
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82839

            #6
            Who is going to pay for the funerals of shot people? The taxpayers?
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            • ehp6737
              SBR MVP
              • 12-11-08
              • 4185

              #7
              man your clueless
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              • Emily_Haines
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-09
                • 15917

                #8
                with the large number of unoccupied foreclosed houses that just sit empty for years I would just break into one and stay.
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                • mdemps9190
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-08-07
                  • 1957

                  #9
                  the fact is, you shouldn't be living in these houses anyways. Florida has some houses that are selling for 80K on the beach, even though florida is a shithole, way safer than some hood in memphis.
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                  • k13
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-16-10
                    • 18104

                    #10
                    Most people don't have 5k cash.
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                    • WvGambler
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-19-10
                      • 11618

                      #11
                      People don't keep change in their glove boxes.
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                      • bettilimbroke999
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-08
                        • 13254

                        #12
                        Originally posted by k13
                        Most people don't have 5k cash.
                        Im sure you could do some owner finance shit or something, I mean whats the mortgage gonna be like 60 bucks?

                        Work an 8 hour shift at McDs and you got your mortgage paid

                        The homes I saw (many many many of them) were in really nice shape, A/C, decent carpet, refrigerator, stove, good conditioned homes they just happen to be in some slightly questionable neighborhoods, but hey for all you guys that get on here and call me racist if I ever criticize the blacks you wouldnt have a problem bc all your neighbors are nice blacks (Living in Memphis hint: I would make sure the Glock 40 cal is fully loaded, your new neighbors arent used to seeing whites in the neighborhood without an arrest warrant and might try to break in multiple times before you have a chance to reload)
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                        • bettilimbroke999
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-04-08
                          • 13254

                          #13
                          Some of the new homes even come with a free 40 cal owned/used frequently by the previous owner. These Memphis homes are move in ready and if you believe the blacks and whites are totally equal theres no reason they should charge 5k for these homes while I pay 6 figures to live in a white neighborhood, Im such a foolish racist
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65641

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WvGambler
                            People don't keep change in their glove boxes.
                            Good one
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                            • bettilimbroke999
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-04-08
                              • 13254

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WvGambler
                              People don't keep change in their glove boxes.
                              Originally posted by stevenash
                              Good one
                              Your retardation levels are impressive, how bout armrest compartment then
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