Tell me the first line of your novel....
Ok, I'll start.
The acrid aroma of stale tobacco hung heavy in the barroom, like the soiled Depends of an old man.
The acrid aroma of stale tobacco hung heavy in the barroom, like the soiled Depends of an old man.
-
-
He slouched in the corner, where just yesterday, at the same exact time, in that same exact posture; his body had reacted to the constant pumping of cheap beer into that fat ass stomach of his -- pure Vomit covered in USDA approved pepperoni.Comment -
In the beginning....Comment -
It was already getting dark, when the balding, 2,5" peckered man broke away from his laptop for the first time that day.Comment -
She had a nice ass but I was pretty sure she was going to fukking ruin my life.Comment -
It was a hot summer day and the sweat from my balls ran down my leg like Niagra Falls. She didn't seem to mind.....Comment -
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....Comment -
It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning and there was fog crawling over the sand. When I listened to your heart I hear the whole world turning and I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands and you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste as we were lying together in a silver lining by the light of the moon.Comment -
So I took her out giggin frogs, introduced her to my ole bird-dog, and sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of, and we made love.Comment -
After finishing a satisfying session of making sweet love to my wife, I rolled over and fell into a deep sleep and dreamt about Chris Mullin...Comment -
This time the attractive crazy hooker had gone too far.Comment -
The tall self centered kid was too worried about his failures in life. So he decided to post on SBRComment -
Rubberband play.
Salud boys.Comment -
It was a dark and stormy night...Comment -
The night was sultry..... (Anyone remember what movie that's from?)Comment -
The End.
A novel by M Night ShyamalanComment -
Chapter 2: "To be the man, WOOO, you gotta beat the man. WOOO"Comment -
It all started with a little Yola.המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
Comment -
I never believed the forum letters were true, until this happened to me..Comment -
Little did he know, all this time he was setting himself up for disaster.Comment -
My dreams are all dead and buried, sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
Chapter 2...Comment -
"if u bet the sun would come up in the AM, the world would end" --JJGold-- (referencing Brock Landers)Comment -
The blood on the shady motel floor wasn't mine.Comment -
Woke up dik hard as a missile with 2 sexy latina mami's massaging me with oils. Between the hot sun scorching my dik sack and sand in my ass checks I didn't know how the fuk I ended up where I did after last nights festivities.Comment -
The winter’s bite burned his lungs with each, deep breath, as the crunch of snow taunted his steel-toed leather boots. As he neared the security shack that guarded the large, faceless complex, the icy air stirred his vulnerabilities.
“Pre-law? Academic accolades? You’re a fuckin nobody!” You’re in fuckin Utah, you’re working UPS nights and substitute teaching during the day. Give it up!”Comment -
In creeped an awry pestilence taking full assault on my lower region, starting from my plantaris tendon and working its path all the way up to my half shaven scrot.Comment -
They call me IshmaelComment -
Over the course of the last six hours beams of light have begun to lay across the body slumped in the corner like a bar code.Comment -
After releasing on his face I said "never heard of ya pal" and left. I think he was confused.Comment -
Nigel had been an apprentice cheesemaker for only six weeks when he realised everything he had been told about Brie was a lieComment
