1) No money
2) No friends
3) Nobody in family respects you
What else?
RiverRaid
SBR MVP
08-19-07
2279
#2
#3 check, but I could care or less. My immediate family loves me no matter what and that is all that counts, **** all your aunts and uncles that you see twice a year that think they have some kind of insight on you life. They hate you because there life is boring. Live for yourself no one else.
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element1286
Restricted User
02-25-08
3370
#3
4) Being on this forum.
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Broke Sport Guy
SBR High Roller
03-14-08
152
#4
5. See my avatar for details
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InTheHole
SBR Posting Legend
04-28-08
15243
#5
Continuing to gamble despite loses more money than you can afford to pay back
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fiveteamer
SBR Posting Legend
04-14-08
10805
#6
betting $5 pick 3's at Canterbury Park.
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pokernut9999
SBR Posting Legend
07-25-07
12757
#7
Originally posted by fiveteamer
betting $5 pick 3's at Canterbury Park.
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SBR Lou
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-02-07
37863
#8
Originally posted by element1286
4) Being on this forum.
*Takes a look at my post count*
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diogee
SBR Posting Legend
01-11-08
19477
#9
Cursing at your phone while checking score updates at work.
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#10
You start paying for DacBiet's picks
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RiverRaid
SBR MVP
08-19-07
2279
#11
Originally posted by fiveteamer
betting $5 pick 3's at Canterbury Park.
Race 11
5$ win #8
5$ win #10
2$ win #3
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jtuck
SBR MVP
02-18-08
2051
#12
You've never been able to understand the way a cricket match worked, but bet on India because a highlight made the sportscenter top 10 plays once and wanted some action.
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AgainstAllOdds
SBR Hall of Famer
02-24-08
6053
#13
Empty food containers laying around. This could include pizza boxes, chinese boxes, cereal boxes any fast food bags...ect ect.
Also empty drinks...mt. dew, pepsi, water bottles, beer cans...
Originally posted by SBR_John
AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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SBR Lou
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-02-07
37863
#14
Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds
Empty food containers laying around. This could include pizza boxes, chinese boxes, cereal boxes any fast food bags...ect ect.
I have 11 bottles of Poland Spring scattered around my desk and coffee table, most of them barely drank. 2 packs of dentyne ice with the used pieces patched atop the silver blue case, a coca cola can and a McDonald's large cup around me.
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#15
You google creditwhore , thinking maybe the creditwagering idea has caught on
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accuscoresucks
SBR Hall of Famer
11-03-07
7160
#16
when your laying money on a hotdog eating contest,or a dart tourney
yep then you have gone to far
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bettilimbroke999
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-08
13254
#17
Chess betting, I mean come the fuk on you are sitting their sweatin some dude's next chess move, even I gotta say get a life
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Junkyard Dog
SBR MVP
03-12-07
4552
#18
Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
You google creditwhore , thinking maybe the creditwagering idea has caught on
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accuscoresucks
SBR Hall of Famer
11-03-07
7160
#19
Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
Chess betting, I mean come the fuk on you are sitting their sweatin some dude's next chess move, even I gotta say get a life
words cant explain how funny this one is
but if you know chess hey bet on it
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daggerkobe
SBR Posting Legend
03-25-08
10744
#20
You start tailing Brandon Lang.
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englishmike
SBR Hall of Famer
06-19-08
5279
#21
You marry a fat American woman so you can live here legally and bet the games at their normal time instead of betting the games and staying up all night in London.
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JDizzel
SBR High Roller
11-20-07
105
#22
when the MoneyGram clerks know you by name ...
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you..