JJGOLD for President

[acarmelo1]

Would this fix the country?

Discuss

[ACoochy]

First we need to hear some policy announcements

[cant call it]

1st off we need at least one sho-nuff oldschool anything-goes sawdust-on-the-floor whore house on every block. that would be a good start.

[Waterstpub87]

Would absolutely get my vote. He has more private sector experience then Barack Obama did.

[Roxxyfish]

president for what? bald homosexuals with erectile dysfunction??

[mrmarket]

Turkish bath, deli, ballroom/sex dungeon installed adjacent to oval office.

[jjgold]

6 months unemployment max

No foreigners allowed in

No troops in mid east

Real easy

[hubie69]

Not sure on this. I would give it 2 months before JJ is directly doing shady deals with lobbyists, etc.

The upside is that in every speech he would come on for like 1 minute and say "See my newest video on SBR, explains a lot". Would be cool to see him give monthly shout outs to members of the congress/senate.

Senator of the Month Videos? Classic.

Calling the Senate as a whole a 'fukkin hamburger' on national TV would be badass.

"Senator Cumstain from Florida, you sir are a fukkin hamburger"

"Congressman hamburger, you wiff more than Brock Landers, Sir"

"I KNEW Opie, and you sir, are NO Opie!"

Dance videos shown during the state of the Union address.

I think he's got my vote, but JJ, would you wear a rug or just go bald?

[jjgold]

bald

[Monitor-Tan]

F that, he'd sell us to the chinese just to get his pro status again

[doublej95]

Not bad stances on issues but I will be damn if I vote for a Republican.

[13th Inning]

JJ make a campaign video

[hubie69]

Hey Monitor-Tan, can you send me a large scale image of your avatar, I love it

[Roadtrip635]

JJ make a campaign video

Make it happen Corbin!

[ACoochy]

F that, he'd sell us to the chinese just to get his pro status again

[Br0nxer]

would have to get 1988 on ticket

possible VP