Lets make a list of ttwarrior1's excuses of not being a Pro

[pavyracer]

1. I spent the $200 on an all you can eat buffet where I ate non-stop for 3 days in a row until the manager kicked me out.

[jarvol]

2. 5dimes won't fund an account with my EBT card.

[YorkHunt]

3. My pants are too tight so I cannot pull the wallet out from my back pocket. In order to do this I have to take my pants off take the wallet out and then put the pants back on. So because of this the grocery store customer service kicked me out.

[spankie]

4. crumbs stuck in keyboard preventing me from submitting pro app.

[I/O]

5. I stink from places I can't reach

[ttwarrior1]

[yisman]

6. Signed up with all the books already, with zeroes across the board.

Has had a WillHill account longer than you've been alive.

[spankie]

had to play poker for 12 hours today and then ran 10 miles and took care of mom and sister for another 14 hours.

too busy.

[TR88]

7. Ordered 200 cheeseburgers from the dollar menu. Took me 12 hours to eat it, then went to bed. Too busy to submit my application

[vyomguy]

Hasn't called his mom a whore 200 times yet to accumulate 1400 points for the free-play at a sportsbook.

[boeing power]

He went to ** to send money to book
But ate the people working there and the building and his car

[YorkHunt]

He had a tennis tournament to go to.

[WvGambler]

you guys are shaaaaaameful.

[YorkHunt]

He went to the W.U. but the counter had a mirror..he ran away

[yisman]

8. Went to W.U, but dropped transfer slip. Can't bend over far enough to pick it up.

[spankie]

too busy playing on line tennis rated the top 10 in 8-12yrs old wheelchair division.

[jarvol]

He is waiting for his mustache to come in so he can get his modeling career off the ground and get his $200 advance.

[WvGambler]

He went to the W U counter but his belly prevented him from being able to reach the worker. They just couldn't hand each other the paperwork.

Now I'm shameful too.

[YorkHunt]

The sliding doors at the grocery only slide open so far...

[King Mayan]

Hes too fat to walk so he's in a wheelchair, and his trailer doesn't have wheelchair access, so he can't leave his house to deposit. Fukk him.

[YorkHunt]

here is TT warriors runner for his western. union's

[BrickmanDE98]

9. Have to pay wife 200 dollars for her salon and spa for only one day.

[ngates815]

His Pusssy Hurts

[jjgold]

is a ghost and does not have the money

[WvGambler]

is a ghost and does not have the money

[kerrywoodwins20]

The lady of the night cost $10 and the syphilis medication cost $190?

[onlooker]

Has to many fantasy football teams (20) to mock draft for.

[ttwarrior1]

too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters

[WvGambler]

too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters

[azimm11]

making too many youtube videos under the handle: EPIC MEAL TIME

[spankie]

too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[yisman]

too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters

I imagine this is what you think you're doing as you cram in that 7th cheeseburger.

[MartinBlank]

Discover Card will not allow it.

[secretstash]

he is waiting till sbr says they will have super pros for 2K deposits on up.. he is too big time for small shit like $200 which he laughs at.

[Roxxyfish]

too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters

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