I went to a game at Quallcomm Stadium and fell in love with the San Diego Padres. After about 20 visits for a week at a time on holiday from England I decided The Pads needed me on a more regular basis so I decided to marry a really fat bird so I could get a **** and see them play all the time. Why did nobody tell me they are in fact crap and that I should have married a fat bird from Boston?
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DUDE! thats the saddest story I ever heard in my LIFE... now you're stuck with a fat b!tch and the padres ..... I'm relly sorry for you men...
DizzelIf you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you..Comment -
Fat women are the best ones to marry, first of all nobody has their eyes on them "very unlikely they'll cheat on you" ..And they're greatful and treat their men like kings...Comment -
Was it a chicken, turkey or ostrich? It makes a big difference when you make love to her.Originally posted by englishmikeComment -
The weather is much nicer in San Diego and the residents speak normally. Having a bad baseball team is a small sacrifice.Comment -
You can live with half the expenses of San Diego here in Atlanta. You get nice weather, a 5 bedroom mansion for $200,000 and a bad baseball team like the Braves. The Southerns speak better than the Yankees too. What can I say?Originally posted by MrXComment -
But how's the surfing?Originally posted by pavyracerComment -
5 bedrooms for 200kOriginally posted by pavyracer
Most new homes in Cobb County start at 700k to 1 million.Comment -
MARIETTAOriginally posted by pokernut99995 bedrooms for 200k
Most new homes in Cobb County start at 700k to 1 million.
Price: $214,900
Address: XXX Hollinger Way, Marietta 30060
Subdivision: Browns Farm Crossing
Features: 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, finished bonus roomComment -
Well at least you got a **** to the greatest country in the world. Besides women in England's armpits are too hairy.
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You can surf on Lake Lanier or Lake Allatoona. I have a 200 HP yacht that can pull a surfer if needed.Originally posted by MrXComment -
Thank you for your sympathy/emapthy/mild abuse, I've enjoyed your retarded replies but nonetheless still feel my world is ending when I watch Paul McCanulty 'bat.'
Some observations: Man Of Value: I take your point, fat women do treat you like a king and the risk of being cheated on IS minimal, however these plus-points are negated by the invoice I receive from Dunkin Donuts.
Pavyracer: I feel she's more of a turkey than a chicken. Some chickens really are quite slim and attractive but given a choice I wish she was an ostrich, Ifeel I'm better equipped to deal with a long neck.
Mr X: You're far closer to the truth than most...which doesn't solve the fat wife issue but is at least a step in the right direction.
Pavyracer: Live in Atlanta? Are you serious? You think I want to watch that lameass Chipper Jones and his pathetic batting average when I can watch Paul McCanulty? Youre crazy. P.S. I've heard the wagering on the dogfighting is a really good Friday night out, beats going to Del Mar races huh?
Orangecat: My wife has hairy armpits(and a moustache), what are you trying to say?
Question: Why did they impeach Richard Nixon when they could have got Teddy Kennedy to drive him home?Comment
