Williams sisters

SBR Lou · 07-02-08, 10:44 PM

Venus has a good chance of losing.

pokernut9999 · 07-02-08, 10:46 PM

Wondering if it is worth a shot to take both dogs and get lucky with one maybe.

SBR Lou · 07-02-08, 10:47 PM

I think fading Serena is dead money to be honest.

Elena Dementiave has an excellent shot at winning against Venus.

mathdotcom · 07-02-08, 10:47 PM

Parlay the dogs!

Yes, that's right, you heard me, parlay the Williams sisters.
Heh heh heh

pokernut9999 · 07-02-08, 10:51 PM

I know they hate playing against each other , so thought one of them may lay down.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-02-08, 11:15 PM

The only two black bitches are going to the finals again, they clearly are just too manlike for either Dementieva or Zheng to beat, sorry crazy we all want the hot russian chick to beat venus but it aint happening, Elenas 20 mph serve isn't gonna cut it against the female gorilla, after blowing a 5-1 lead in 2nd set to Petrova there is lil doubt that Penus Williams will blow her off the court tomorrow, Venus at -350 sounds like the play to me

Brady2Moss · 07-02-08, 11:22 PM

Hey guys, new to this forum...

Anyways, I hope Serena wins. I just layed $850 to win at -700

mathdotcom · 07-02-08, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

The only two black bitches are going to the finals again, they clearly are just too manlike for either Dementieva or Zheng to beat, sorry crazy we all want the hot russian chick to beat venus but it aint happening, Elenas 20 mph serve isn't gonna cut it against the female gorilla, after blowing a 5-1 lead in 2nd set to Petrova there is lil doubt that Penus Williams will blow her off the court tomorrow, Venus at -350 sounds like the play to me

Hahaha! LEGENDARY post.

SBR Lou · 07-02-08, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Brady2Moss

Hey guys, new to this forum...

Anyways, I hope Serena wins. I just layed $850 to win at -700

Welcome to the forum bud...

Brady2Moss · 07-02-08, 11:26 PM

Wow, thanks for the quick reply...

I have been reading around here for a while and crazyl, you seem to be quite the sharp when it comes to tennis...

Shoot me straight, do you think my bet is a lock?

mathdotcom · 07-02-08, 11:28 PM

Im staying away, but of course the gorilla sisters are huge favorites.

I dont bet womens tennis. Too mentally weak.

Brady2Moss · 07-02-08, 11:30 PM

LOL, why are you against the williams' sisters? Did you lose a hefty wager on them in the past?

SBR Lou · 07-02-08, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by Brady2Moss

Wow, thanks for the quick reply...

I have been reading around here for a while and crazyl, you seem to be quite the sharp when it comes to tennis...

Shoot me straight, do you think my bet is a lock?

Well, I don't think Serena is going to lose lets just put it that way. But her sister I can see losing very easily tomorrow.

mathdotcom · 07-02-08, 11:34 PM

Not against the sisters, just don't like women's tennis in general. A -1000 favorite can collapse and lose 6-1, 6-1. Could you imagine Federer losing in straight sets that badly today?

Ragnarok · 07-02-08, 11:40 PM

Sorta off-topic but I really don't see how these Williams sisters ever lose. I know they do, I'm just saying I can't understand it. You see one of these mammoth creatures against the body of a regular female tennis player and I'm expecting them to rip a throat out or something. They should be going ****in Rambo on everyone in the circuit. I've seen greek gods with less roid veins then this horse face Serena.

I always expect it to be like a pitbull vs. a poodle with these beasts. Sometimes Serena's thunder thighs flex in a way which makes me scared, and then you see them lose sometimes to these daintly little sweethearts who are spending way too much time playing tennis and way too little sucking my dick.

I have to account it to lazyness when they lose, these chicks could beat the shit out of 96.5% of posters @ SBR.

Brady2Moss · 07-02-08, 11:40 PM

Well I guess Ill wake up tomorrow morning to see a balance of 0, or a balance of a lot more in my account...

Ill hope for the best, GL everyone.

SBR Lou · 07-02-08, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Ragnarok

Sorta off-topic but I really don't see how these Williams sisters ever lose. I know they do, I'm just saying I can't understand it. You see one of these mammoth creatures against the body of a regular female tennis player and I'm expecting them to rip a throat out or something. They should be going ****in Rambo on everyone in the circuit. I've seen greek gods with less roid veins then this horse face Serena.

I always expect it to be like a pitbull vs. a poodle with these beasts. Sometimes Serena's thunder thighs flex in a way which makes me scared, and then you see them lose sometimes to these daintly little sweethearts who are spending way too much time playing tennis and way too little sucking my dick.

I have to account it to lazyness when they lose, these chicks could beat the shit out of 96.5% of posters @ SBR.

Their hit harder than opponent strategy and lack of great movement doesn't translate well to clay or the other surfaces as it does grass.

mathdotcom · 07-02-08, 11:51 PM

Serena is a tank, can't move worth shit. Misses a lot of her shots, plays dumbly.

valdosta · 07-03-08, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by pokernut9999

I know they hate playing against each other , so thought one of them may lay down.

At Wimbledon? I hope you aren't serious.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-03-08, 07:30 AM

Zheng's got her hands very full today, I like your chances Brady, -700 is alot of chalk but for this match I think that's fair, gl

Stacocakes · 07-03-08, 08:11 AM

I really hate watching the williams sisters play.Unforced error and error.You basically have to just sit back and HOPE that they get the ball over the net and in on the other side.Every time they hit the ball I worry if it will stay in the court or not.It's like the other player has no say in the outcome of the match its just every point is whether the williams sister will get a winner or an ue.

SBR Lou · 07-03-08, 08:12 AM

So did Dementiave realize she's in the semis?

ZXCVBNM123 · 07-03-08, 08:26 AM

I don't know how people can pick against the Williams sisters when they are playing Elena "break me 8 times I'll break you back 12" Dementieva and Jie "how the hell am I here?" Zheng

I'd only do that when they're playing against Henin, and that's not gonna happen anymore is it!

Stacocakes · 07-03-08, 08:30 AM

Betting women's tennis is an easy way to take years off your life

jjgold · 07-03-08, 08:34 AM

Venus is playing very well, I cannot see her losing this match or finals.

smallon · 07-03-08, 08:43 AM

6-5 Williams in the second set. I'm crossing my fingers as I've got her to win and 2-0!

I've already got the heart beating over Schuettler - Clement; I picked Schuettler to win 3-2. A $200 bet wins $990 (+495). Ahhhh, the drama.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-03-08, 09:11 AM

Do the russian chicks scream like that just to give guys boners, I mean Venus has 50 unforced errors and is like "eh no biggie", Elena fails to make a near impossible return and screams like she's having multiple Os (or being raped depending on how dirty your Elena fantasy's are). I think the sponsors sit down with these hot russian chicks and be like okay we'll pay you a million a year for tennis and we'll pay you another 5 million to scream like john holmes is fukin you in the ass on every point you lose

SBR Lou · 07-03-08, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Do the russian chicks scream like that just to give guys boners, I mean Venus has 50 unforced errors and is like "eh no biggie", Elena fails to make a near impossible return and screams like she's having multiple Os (or being raped depending on how dirty your Elena fantasy's are). I think the sponsors sit down with these hot russian chicks and be like okay we'll pay you a million a year for tennis and we'll pay you another 5 million to scream like john holmes is fukin you in the ass on every point you lose

Pretty accurate post. Had she just stuck together she could've went up 5-2 in the TB, but loses both points on her serve.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-03-08, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by crazyl

Pretty accurate post. Had she just stuck together she could've went up 5-2 in the TB, but loses both points on her serve.

Agreed, thought she would take the 2nd set after following the Venus break in TB with two of her own, 5 breaks in a row in TB was strange, but with Elena's out of control lob serve it's not too surprising

EddieJones · 07-03-08, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Do the russian chicks scream like that just to give guys boners, I mean Venus has 50 unforced errors and is like "eh no biggie", Elena fails to make a near impossible return and screams like she's having multiple Os (or being raped depending on how dirty your Elena fantasy's are). I think the sponsors sit down with these hot russian chicks and be like okay we'll pay you a million a year for tennis and we'll pay you another 5 million to scream like john holmes is fukin you in the ass on every point you lose

Ok, time to go yank something.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-03-08, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by EddieJones

Ok, time to go yank something.

Nothing wrong with jerkin it to Dementieva, jerkin it to Serena might be a lil weird but to each his own

smallon · 07-03-08, 10:50 AM

Talk about a nail biter - Clement -Schuettler....one more game baby...he just broke Clement. If he can win and Serena can hold off this little pip squeak....I'll be golden.

smallon · 07-03-08, 11:00 AM

Unbelievable...this rain is stressing me out even more....plus I've got the Bryan brothers to win and they're down 8-7 in a tiebreaker for the match.....whew...

Brady2Moss · 07-03-08, 11:12 AM

Hey guys, just got up...

What is going on with the Williams V. Zheng matchup?

Whos going to win?