Coach - serious question

[mathdotcom]

I have never been laid, and think it is because of a combination of things. I am overweight and balding and am only 21. I've thought about getting a good hooker but all my money is tied up in books.

I have good hygiene and am a master chess player. How do I play my cards right, coach?

[SBR Lou]

Get into the friend zone with a chick and get a pity lay out of it, wait until she breaks up with her boyfriend. Alcohol being involved helps.

[SlickFazzer]

Go hang out in the library or bookstore. Should be able to find some horny female chess players there.

[compaqDikk]

[mathdotcom]

compaq

I want my first time to be special (she should be somewhat conscious)