would someone care to explain why i'm 95% hotter than the men at hotOrNot.com?

[compaqDikk]

huh? is the the tron outfit? the forehead? my caping against the #?

please do enlighten me



the graphs make it look like i'm lower

richie is at a 6.8

corbin is a 6.8 as well

these #s don't add up. i am not more handsome then these two and no i didn't photshoppe it

[RageWizard]

Face it dude, you are a STUD. I would be proud to be your wingman for a night as we went out to clubs just so I can hook up with some of the attractive skanks that you cast asside.

[compaqDikk]

rage how in the hell have you gotten away with ducking the S.E.C. for almost 4 years on that BICO OTcBB scandal you masterminded?. you're worth millions (switzerland)yet you're stuck in your hut and haven't seen the day of light in 1400+ days and look like casper

i hear kenny is selling pink makeup across the street if you'd like to disguise yourself or you can wait until your hair falls out

well at least aspd outcall services are available

[RageWizard]

rage how in the hell have you gotten away with ducking the S.E.C. for almost 4 years on that BICO OTcBB scandal you masterminded?. you're worth millions (switzerland)yet you're stuck in your hut and haven't seen the day of light in 1400+ days and look like casper

i hear kenny is selling pink makeup across the street if you'd like to disguise yourself or you can wait until your hair falls out

well at least aspd outcall services are available

The S.E.C. thing might blow over sometime soon. I have a bet with my neighbor in an adjacent cave on which one will bet caught first. Osama thinks it will be me because they are still looking for me. I need to get out but can't chance it. To call me a cracker is an insult to crackers everywhere. Look at my avatar, this is as tan as I get, usually I'm translucent. I hope the people stop looking for me so I can reclaim my fortune. It is begining to be a drag working the glory hole in the cave for just tips.

[compaqDikk]

wizzy you're the sensitive type that would put up a 20k reward for your cat if it was lost and spend 3 weeks putting up, drawing lost posters. apparently your only friend that loves you unconditionally. others have stabbed you in the back multiple times. what's his name?

[RageWizard]

You know me like a book shortdikk. Do you have spy cams in my cave or something? I thought that I swept the place clean of any electronic listening devices but I guess not.

Mr. Nordic BigFurr is my only true friend and yes every February he leaves for about a month or so when the weather is its coldest. I put on my artic snowshoes and go out looking for him only to find him laying on a snowbank laffing his tail off because he has the furr coat to handle it and I can't wear furr because I'm an animal lover. Not an animal lover like armyoflovers would like me to be but still I couldn't hurt any animals. So you are correct, I would give up 20 dimes to get my cat back if needed. Does this mean that you are going to kat nap him? If you do remember to feed him Wellness cat food and he likes a occasional can of tuna packed in oil. None of that tuna packed in water crap because he is a cat with standards.