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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Can You Imagine An SBR Army Barack
    All of us in the one big room with 300 beds side by side

    What a crazy caste of fukkin weirdos it would be
  • Ra77er
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-20-11
    • 10969

    #2
    JJ no one would sleep, we'd have bets on everything.
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    • McCarthyFam
      SBR MVP
      • 07-06-11
      • 1700

      #3
      Whos on guard duty. anyone in particular you'd trust
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      • Ra77er
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-20-11
        • 10969

        #4
        JJ would be snapping rooster pic's all night
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        • TR88
          Restricted User
          • 06-10-10
          • 9364

          #5
          i cant even imagine
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          • frostno98
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-11-07
            • 9769

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            All of us in the one big room with 300 beds side by side

            What a crazy caste of fukkin weirdos it would be
            Speak for yourself a quite a few others, definitely not me
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            • topgame85
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-30-08
              • 12325

              #7
              Unreal Goldstein would be crazier than the big house
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              • yisman
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-01-08
                • 75682

                #8
                Wouldn't be able to sleep.
                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                [/quote]

                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • Tech N9ne
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-24-11
                  • 5366

                  #9
                  My dick would be in my hand all night

                  None of you sick fukks are getting near my rooster
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                  • minet123
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-17-07
                    • 10280

                    #10
                    Mr. Walker please don't count this drivel towards his quota
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                    • vyomguy
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-08-09
                      • 5794

                      #11
                      jjgold fantasizing about sleeping with young guys again
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                      • onlooker
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 36572

                        #12
                        Not sure about that. We have some wack jobs here.
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                        • ACoochy
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-19-09
                          • 13949

                          #13
                          I dont wanna imagine it
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                          • bb_skoots
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-04-11
                            • 1088

                            #14


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                            • Extra Innings
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-26-10
                              • 15058

                              #15
                              You would give up the forum to make that dream become a reality
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                              • paco
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 05-07-09
                                • 62873

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tech N9ne
                                My dick would be in my hand all night

                                None of you sick fukks are getting near my rooster
                                Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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                                • ACoochy
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-19-09
                                  • 13949

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by paco
                                  Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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                                  • rsnnh12
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-26-10
                                    • 3487

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Tech N9ne
                                    My dick would be in my hand all night

                                    None of you sick fukks are getting near my rooster
                                    From some of the posts I've seen on here, and with sick fuks like JJ, you should worry more about guarding your Hershey highway
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                                    • ttwarrior1
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 06-23-09
                                      • 28460

                                      #19


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                                      • Cap dat 4ss
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 10-11-10
                                        • 3665

                                        #20
                                        Could you imagine how disgusting that place would be. Nobody here has ever lived on their own. Everyone still lives with their parents. Nobody would do the dishes and gnats would be flying all around them. Pizza boxes would be everywhere. Trash cans would be over flowing with crumpled up insufficient funds notices from BkofAma. JJ would have pics of roosters just laying around everywhere. No girl would ever step foot in that house. Their would be plastic, blow up furniture in every room. What a nightmare. What a horrible idea.
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                                        • JMobile
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-21-10
                                          • 19074

                                          #21
                                          TTWarrior would take up about 77 beds. No fair!
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                                          • daimoshokage
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-07-11
                                            • 8935

                                            #22
                                            just always be alert for paco when you're sleeping..
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                                            • flyingillini
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-06-06
                                              • 41219

                                              #23
                                              This would be classic. JJ, what happened in the Cabana during the Cabana Party?
                                              המוסד‎
                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                              • onetrickpony
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-23-10
                                                • 9434

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by paco
                                                Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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                                                • wtf
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 12983

                                                  #25
                                                  would be a hoot, watching jj walk around with a 24*7 erection, that nobody would notice anyway
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                                                  • mrmarket
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-26-10
                                                    • 4953

                                                    #26
                                                    The barracks wouldn't last longer than a night. But what a night!
                                                    -JJ would be the drill sergeant and you know he would be dressed up except for some cut off jean shorts riding up his ass crack.
                                                    -Brock Landers would be in for 50k somehow and have to start going to get beer/pizzas to pay off his markers
                                                    -tt and creature would be rolled down the middle of the barracks like bowling balls for our betting pleasure
                                                    -Fishhead would be stripping the copper wiring all night and stealing lightbulbs.
                                                    -Bobbyfk will be naked in a man sized diaper by the end of the night. Who knows why.
                                                    -Daimo would be beaten to a bloody pulp
                                                    -the "king" would be stuffed inside some sort of container within 10 minutes of arriving
                                                    -sinner would start a pool to see how many people JJ buttsexes while asleep but promptly degen it all away and say it went to the MIA soldiers fund and we're all selfish pricks for not supporting them.
                                                    -Canuck and rod will reside in 2 cages above JJ's cot
                                                    -Roxxy will participate via close circuit television and write a lengthy trip report about his personal experiences in the barracks during that night
                                                    -Once fishhead steals all the lights opie's teeth will provide illumination for everyone including Extra Innings who will feel uncomfortable in an area which is outside his car.
                                                    - Dad's cot would be 5 feet off the ground resting snugly on a mountain of porn
                                                    - When everyone is all tuckered out from gambling pavy will serenade the group with a greek ballad to alleviate the crushing fear that everyone is experiencing while clutching their aholes hoping in vain to avoid the the horny bald beast from out east.
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                                                    • nyed1010
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 12-05-10
                                                      • 1569

                                                      #27
                                                      classic thread
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                                                      • yisman
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-01-08
                                                        • 75682

                                                        #28
                                                        We know jj imagines it often.

                                                        Rod, Zeta, bobby, venditto, br0nxer, tracer, Canuck, Sammy, onthesack...

                                                        jj's wet dream.
                                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                        [/quote]

                                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          unreal it would be chaos

                                                          Everyone in this thread would go to especially if free
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                                                          • ACoochy
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-19-09
                                                            • 13949

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mrmarket
                                                            The barracks wouldn't last longer than a night. But what a night! -JJ would be the drill sergeant and you know he would be dressed up except for some cut off jean shorts riding up his ass crack. -Brock Landers would be in for 50k somehow and have to start going to get beer/pizzas to pay off his markers -tt and creature would be rolled down the middle of the barracks like bowling balls for our betting pleasure -Fishhead would be stripping the copper wiring all night and stealing lightbulbs. -Bobbyfk will be naked in a man sized diaper by the end of the night. Who knows why. -Daimo would be beaten to a bloody pulp -the "king" would be stuffed inside some sort of container within 10 minutes of arriving -sinner would start a pool to see how many people JJ buttsexes while asleep but promptly degen it all away and say it went to the MIA soldiers fund and we're all selfish pricks for not supporting them. -Canuck and rod will reside in 2 cages above JJ's cot -Roxxy will participate via close circuit television and write a lengthy trip report about his personal experiences in the barracks during that night -Once fishhead steals all the lights opie's teeth will provide illumination for everyone including Extra Innings who will feel uncomfortable in an area which is outside his car. - Dad's cot would be 5 feet off the ground resting snugly on a mountain of porn - When everyone is all tuckered out from gambling pavy will serenade the group with a greek ballad to alleviate the crushing fear that everyone is experiencing while clutching their aholes hoping in vain to avoid the the horny bald beast from out east.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Market always has good material

                                                              Some of you guys are hidden Bi and Tri which is no big deal

                                                              Gambling minds would also be there

                                                              Would be unreal at diner table at night
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                                                              • daimoshokage
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-07-11
                                                                • 8935

                                                                #32
                                                                - mrmarket will be the designated ass wiper.. once you're done shitting, mrmarket will be there to wipe your ass..
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                                                                • ACoochy
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-19-09
                                                                  • 13949

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by daimoshokage
                                                                  - mrmarket will be the designated ass wiper.. once you're done shitting, mrmarket will be there to wipe your ass..

                                                                  All time number 1 SBR burial here guys...Poor Daihomo/Bateman cops it like no-one ever has....Bateman is it true that this one thread made u up ur psych meds by 300%
                                                                  Bateman i hope you managed to quit the roids
                                                                  Bateman please dont tell me ur still looking at trannie websites....
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                                                                  • will2survive
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-26-09
                                                                    • 8099

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've got a better one. Anyone ever see the movie Alive? Can you imagine the SBR posters on a plane to the bash...the plane needs to land (no crashes) in the mountains. Everyone would be trying to get phone reception, not for help, but for sports scores
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                                                                    • opie1988
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                                      • 23429

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm scared that this would be Brock Landers if he lost a Rubberband Play while staying in the barracks!!
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