You would give up the forum to make that dream become a reality
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#16
Originally posted by Tech N9ne
My dick would be in my hand all night
None of you sick fukks are getting near my rooster
Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#17
Originally posted by paco
Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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rsnnh12
SBR MVP
09-26-10
3487
#18
Originally posted by Tech N9ne
My dick would be in my hand all night
None of you sick fukks are getting near my rooster
From some of the posts I've seen on here, and with sick fuks like JJ, you should worry more about guarding your Hershey highway
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ttwarrior1
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
06-23-09
28460
#19
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Cap dat 4ss
Restricted User
10-11-10
3665
#20
Could you imagine how disgusting that place would be. Nobody here has ever lived on their own. Everyone still lives with their parents. Nobody would do the dishes and gnats would be flying all around them. Pizza boxes would be everywhere. Trash cans would be over flowing with crumpled up insufficient funds notices from BkofAma. JJ would have pics of roosters just laying around everywhere. No girl would ever step foot in that house. Their would be plastic, blow up furniture in every room. What a nightmare. What a horrible idea.
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JMobile
SBR Posting Legend
08-21-10
19074
#21
TTWarrior would take up about 77 beds. No fair!
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#22
just always be alert for paco when you're sleeping..
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#23
This would be classic. JJ, what happened in the Cabana during the Cabana Party?
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#24
Originally posted by paco
Thas fine cuz Jj just wants ur booty hole
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#25
would be a hoot, watching jj walk around with a 24*7 erection, that nobody would notice anyway
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mrmarket
SBR MVP
01-26-10
4953
#26
The barracks wouldn't last longer than a night. But what a night!
-JJ would be the drill sergeant and you know he would be dressed up except for some cut off jean shorts riding up his ass crack.
-Brock Landers would be in for 50k somehow and have to start going to get beer/pizzas to pay off his markers
-tt and creature would be rolled down the middle of the barracks like bowling balls for our betting pleasure
-Fishhead would be stripping the copper wiring all night and stealing lightbulbs.
-Bobbyfk will be naked in a man sized diaper by the end of the night. Who knows why.
-Daimo would be beaten to a bloody pulp
-the "king" would be stuffed inside some sort of container within 10 minutes of arriving
-sinner would start a pool to see how many people JJ buttsexes while asleep but promptly degen it all away and say it went to the MIA soldiers fund and we're all selfish pricks for not supporting them.
-Canuck and rod will reside in 2 cages above JJ's cot
-Roxxy will participate via close circuit television and write a lengthy trip report about his personal experiences in the barracks during that night
-Once fishhead steals all the lights opie's teeth will provide illumination for everyone including Extra Innings who will feel uncomfortable in an area which is outside his car.
- Dad's cot would be 5 feet off the ground resting snugly on a mountain of porn
- When everyone is all tuckered out from gambling pavy will serenade the group with a greek ballad to alleviate the crushing fear that everyone is experiencing while clutching their aholes hoping in vain to avoid the the horny bald beast from out east.
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#29
unreal it would be chaos
Everyone in this thread would go to especially if free
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#30
Originally posted by mrmarket
The barracks wouldn't last longer than a night. But what a night! -JJ would be the drill sergeant and you know he would be dressed up except for some cut off jean shorts riding up his ass crack. -Brock Landers would be in for 50k somehow and have to start going to get beer/pizzas to pay off his markers -tt and creature would be rolled down the middle of the barracks like bowling balls for our betting pleasure -Fishhead would be stripping the copper wiring all night and stealing lightbulbs. -Bobbyfk will be naked in a man sized diaper by the end of the night. Who knows why. -Daimo would be beaten to a bloody pulp -the "king" would be stuffed inside some sort of container within 10 minutes of arriving -sinner would start a pool to see how many people JJ buttsexes while asleep but promptly degen it all away and say it went to the MIA soldiers fund and we're all selfish pricks for not supporting them. -Canuck and rod will reside in 2 cages above JJ's cot -Roxxy will participate via close circuit television and write a lengthy trip report about his personal experiences in the barracks during that night -Once fishhead steals all the lights opie's teeth will provide illumination for everyone including Extra Innings who will feel uncomfortable in an area which is outside his car. - Dad's cot would be 5 feet off the ground resting snugly on a mountain of porn - When everyone is all tuckered out from gambling pavy will serenade the group with a greek ballad to alleviate the crushing fear that everyone is experiencing while clutching their aholes hoping in vain to avoid the the horny bald beast from out east.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#31
Market always has good material
Some of you guys are hidden Bi and Tri which is no big deal
Gambling minds would also be there
Would be unreal at diner table at night
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#32
- mrmarket will be the designated ass wiper.. once you're done shitting, mrmarket will be there to wipe your ass..
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ACoochy
SBR Posting Legend
08-19-09
13949
#33
Originally posted by daimoshokage
- mrmarket will be the designated ass wiper.. once you're done shitting, mrmarket will be there to wipe your ass..
All time number 1 SBR burial here guys...Poor Daihomo/Bateman cops it like no-one ever has....Bateman is it true that this one thread made u up ur psych meds by 300%
Bateman i hope you managed to quit the roids
Bateman please dont tell me ur still looking at trannie websites....
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will2survive
SBR Hall of Famer
11-26-09
8099
#34
I've got a better one. Anyone ever see the movie Alive? Can you imagine the SBR posters on a plane to the bash...the plane needs to land (no crashes) in the mountains. Everyone would be trying to get phone reception, not for help, but for sports scores
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#35
I'm scared that this would be Brock Landers if he lost a Rubberband Play while staying in the barracks!!