Never tell this joke in New England..WARNING UGLY,BUT FUNNY
Why wouldn't John F. Kennedy have been a good boxer??
...............HE COULDN'T TAKE A SHOT TO THE HEAD................
BrentCrude
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A really good joke,the whole Kennedy family.The one that was screwing the family teenage babysitter and hit the tree and got killed skiing.The one ''Patrick?''that road into the capitol cement barrier at 3 am and the cops gave him a ride home instead of doing a substance test.He said he was on prescribed depression pills the next day.
I wonder if Skakel said four before he hit and killed the teenage broad with his 9 iron.
Ted Kennedy wanted to straighten things out in Haiti not long ago.He took the SS Oldsmobile over from Cape Cod.
On the floor of the senate 2 years ago Ted reacted to a poverty bill that came up short in his estimation.He said it was like handing a man drowning in 10 feet of water a 8 foot pole.Can you say Freudian slip.
Why do the JFK assassination conspiracy theorists never bring up fathers,brothers and husbands of women JFK was bonking as possible suspects in the assassination?
The whole family is an insane clown posse.The only normal one was a sister of JFK's that the family thought was retarded as a kid where they got a lobotomy done on her and she turned into a vegetable when it was botched.It was sort of like that episode of The Twighlight Zone where the woman was getting facial reconstructive surgery because the population deemed her as grotesque and at the end you found out it was all taking place on another planet where the whole population was grotesque and they thought beauty was ugly.
True little known fact.On every bottle of scotch whiskey sold in the U.S.A.the Kennedy family gets a few cents royalty.It was a deal old man Joe ''Tony Soprano''worked out.
Congressman Joe Kennedy,Bobby's kid and Venezuella president Hugo Chavez's best friend, and global warming nutcase burns more ebergy in private jets,a fleet of SUV's,yachts etc.and he has the stones to tell all the peons in this country who can't even afford to drive anymore that they are the cause of global warming.
So John John Kennedy gets lost at sea in his small plane and Ted calls out the whole 7th fleet to find them.Do you think he got special treatment on that one?Then they find them and before John boy has even cooled off he's cremated.Does that make sense for a devout Catholic family to do?Then as a non veteran he is given an immediate full military at sea funeral and burial where it normally takes months for other real veterans to wait after they die to get that granted them.It all sounds fishy to me,no pun intended.
Right off the top of my head I have 100's more but that's enough for now.
See how much our royal family that we are taught to put on a pedastal got away with on this deal$$$$$$ Can you imagine if someone here went around saying that their life mirrored Camelot,,what a joke,,it should have been called *** allot instead.www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2005/04/taxpayers_put_m.html