Batting Cage Tutorial

[ZetaPsi808]

guys i went on a date with a broad this weekend. i picked the batting cages and mini golf as our activity for the night so i could show off my impressive athletic ability. i also figured it would take some of the attention away from my my well-documented marble mouth prick syndrome.

special thanks to bobbyfk. i showed him different shirts/pants on videocam before i left the house and he helped me pick out my outfit.

if guys want tips just ask me questions in thread here and i will give advice/answers. gentleman, i am here to help.

ZetaPsi808

SBR Sharp

[Dirty Sanchez]

Where in the hell did you get those shorts?

[Cougar Bait]

40MPH GTFO Zeta common guy

[allabout the $$$]

guys i went on a date with a broad this weekend. i picked the batting cages and mini golf as our activity for the night so i could show off my impressive athletic ability. i also figured it would take some of the attention away from my my well-documented marble mouth prick syndrome.

special thanks to bobbyfk. i showed him different shirts/pants on videocam before i left the house and he helped me pick out my outfit.

if guys want tips just ask me questions in thread here and i will give advice/answers. gentleman, i am here to help.

ZetaPsi808

SBR Sharp

here is my tip to you step into the ball dont pull your front foot out so then maybe you can make some decent contact with the ball she sounded cute how come she didnt have your bat in her hands?

[donkdown]

lol my 10 yr old daughter who is an allstar I might add on a all boys baeball team goes in faster cage then this.. She also would strike your ass out..

[Dirty Sanchez]

Go into the 90 mph cage...impress the woman....so you take one off the head, it would probably get you sympathy sex...damn Zeta quit listening to guys like jj, or you're going to end up a monkey spanker

[jjgold]

This is a fukkin embarrassment

The only thing this kid does do positive is get out and try and meet girls

[doublej95]

Tip to all young posters you are not going to get very far taking girls out to Taco Bell and mini golf, batting cages. Chicks like to have money spent on them its a game to them and it's the only game they are interested in. Start acting like fukking man and leave fukking high school behind.

[Br0nxer]

unfukkinreal

you look like a prototypical 2 hole hitter for an NL west team

i have a couple connections. Will submit this vid to see if I can procure you a tryout next year for the independent league

[Tech N9ne]

Fail

[nyjets15]

not impressed at all....swing is all over the place

either way it takes ball to post a video

[I/O]

Tip to all young posters you are not going to get very far taking girls out to Taco Bell and mini golf, batting cages. Chicks like to have money spent on them its a game to them and it's the only game they are interested in. Start acting like fukking man and leave fukking high school behind.

[opie1988]

Top notch effort.

Zeta is clearly SBR's top athlete.

Most here would, at minimum, sustain a serious sprain if forced to swing a bat.

[ZetaPsi808]

i wish she would have bat in the 30 mph slow pitch softball cage. would have been a classic video.

after batting cages we drove to the park and sat on bench and talked for 2 hours.

what do you guys think of my youkilis stance?

[ZetaPsi808]

Where in the hell did you get those shorts?

abercrombie & fitch

[topgame85]

Not bad zeta, we need an sbrforum traveling baseball team. I would make the cut.

[excel]

Just got done playing baseball myself. Zeta I threw 40mph when I was 11, nice job on the girl tho.

[firedawg]

40mph and when you swing you are bailing out losing any power which you dont have anyway.......
what a turd

[FrozenMAN]

this kid is a conisseur of vibrations and possible a nuclear physicist LOL. did you see him analyze the reasons why his hands hurt after making contact LOL

then the toss to himself ok but bounces it off the ground then swings???? where did this guy grow up playing park district ball? did you guys play on fuckin cement over there in brooklyn?

[stevek173]

A young man out there enjoying his life and hanging with the ladies.

Nothing but respect, thanks for sharing.

[excel]

[unfukkinreal]

You need to work on that swing. The outside pitch would bury you.

[chemicalbrother]

the balls are coming so slow, there's an arc on them.

[ZetaPsi808]

first time swinging a baseball bat in 2 years. i think i still got it tho

[ACoochy]

[dabomguy11]

first time swinging a baseball bat in 2 years. i think i still got it tho

I seriously hope you're joking. It can be difficult to determine sarcasm on the web, so I'm hoping you're joking. I would honestly be surprised if you ever had it. I understand that most people stopped playing baseball at like 8 or so, and I'm not ragging you on your swing, but the fact that you think "you still got it" is comical.

[ZetaPsi808]

A young man out there enjoying his life and hanging with the ladies.

Nothing but respect, thanks for sharing.

hey stevey, nice post there pal. glad you enjoyed the video

[zam77]

here's my advice... keep going to the cages zeta. keep up with your extraciriculars. no joke, in 10 years if you get lazy and don't do this very often, you will wake up tomorrow and feel sore and old. I am learning this first hand now that my oldest son is 9 and we are starting to do more and more stuff like this. keep it up... date or no date your going to be better off from it.

[ZetaPsi808]

here's my advice... keep going to the cages zeta. keep up with your extraciriculars. no joke, in 10 years if you get lazy and don't do this very often, you will wake up tomorrow and feel sore and old. I am learning this first hand now that my oldest son is 9 and we are starting to do more and more stuff like this. keep it up... date or no date your going to be better off from it.

zammer good idea. i am out of shape right now. i ran sprints on the beach on thursday for fun and my body was still sore on saturday. i realized the sand puts a pounding on your lower body. i'm going to the cages again with br0nxer this time on august 23rd. he was a highly skilled baseball player in high school so i want to see how he hits.

[McCarthyFam]

zammer good idea. i am out of shape right now. i ran sprints on the beach on thursday for fun and my body was still sore on saturday. i realized the sand puts a pounding on your lower body. i'm going to the cages again with br0nxer this time on august 23rd. he was a highly skilled baseball player in high school so i want to see how he hits.

i'm trying to get in on this! where you boys from?

[ZetaPsi808]

i'm trying to get in on this! where you boys from?

i live in the bronx by yankee stadium. what part of PA you from?

[McCarthyFam]

johnstown, haha close to pittsburgh. i'll have to take a trip up there sometime though

[Gee]

Nice video Zeta.

That does not look anything like Youklis' stance though... the bat points more toward the pitcher over his head.

No wonder she couldn't guess it.

[ebbearsfb1]

she sounded hot...may be black or puerto rican, big ole butt..





funny video non less , lmao 40 miles an hour, didnt know they had cages that slow

[Cougar Bait]