Top 10 signs your a degenerate gambler....

[nikossf]

name your top 10..ill start this thing off..


So excited for football season to start,..Ive created a 3ring book with all free agency movements,..all odds..(super bowl, conference champs, MVP, everything!!!)



(Doing this Ive went through 2 FULL cartridges of ink. Going on the 3rd and and still not finished..)

[BettingGeek]

having about $2 in bank account is a good sign

[jarvol]

name your top 10..ill start this thing off..


So excited for football season to start,..Ive created a 3ring book with all free agency movements,..all odds..(super bowl, conference champs, MVP, everything!!!)



(Doing this Ive went through 2 FULL cartridges of ink. Going on the 3rd and and still not finished..)

Go paperless and you'd have a $50 free play....

[chico2663]

you do it doggy style so you can watch espn

[Tech N9ne]

You suck big black dick for a freeplay

[face]

you do it doggy style so you can watch espn

[jeter12171]

Your reading this posttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[gamemastere]

you do it doggy style so you can watch espn

[Sunde91]

1) lose over $200,000 lifetime (admit this to everyone)
2) dad bails out your debts
3) continue to gamble for years after 1 and 2
4) tell your family you quit and go to GA
5) lie to them and continue to gamble, hide it
6) admit to gambling on the Maui Invitational with your kid's Christmas money
7) steal from banks to get funded
8) stiff coworkers to get funded
9) stiff posters for points worth pennies so you can get a $100 free play that you will lose in minutes
10) finally "quit" but continue to hang around a forum that facilitates gambling as you continue to bet "just with points"

oh fuk that is the life of Brock Landers

[ThaWoj]

at my old pizza slice job we used to bet on what customers would order. Im far from a racist (truth) but whenever a black person would come up sausage was like -150 and any sweet soda like orange, sprite, lemonade, etc was a huge chalk LOL. just the way the odds had to be

anyways, I lost 50 bucks because a black person came up. i took sausage my friend took vegetable pizza trying to score an upset (veggie was like 5-1) and lo and behold this black guy comes up and orders veggie...i was shocked. $20 x 5-1 cost me $100 that day

[Reload]

1. You have 800-555-TELL on speed dial for checking sports scores.
2. 90% of your offshore accounts have a zero balance.
3. Your local money transfer agent sees you more often than their own family.
4. You are called at least once a week by a sports book to reload.
5. You are called at least once a week by a tout selling picks.
6. You receive something gambling-related in the mail at least once a week.
7. Your whole week revolves around midnight games happening in Hawaii.
8. Your local casino host sends you a Christmas card every year, personally signed.
9. You take at least two CC cash advances every six months.
10. You have a sticky in your wallet with all of your sports books' telephone numbers scribbled on it.

[donkdown]

u know who jj gold is

[Emily_Haines]

listening to some guy who claims to have an Aussie rules football lock. Betting the game and waking up at 4:00 AM to watch it.

betting sports you have little knowledge of only because you need morning action

getting your ass kicked and heading to the casino trying too make it back playing cards

quiting your job and cashing out your 401k so you can study harder and go bigger on the games

hitting the refresh button over and over and over again waiting for opening numbers

getting seriously depressed and considering hanging yourself because one of your outs closed shop

have $50 in your checking account yet 70k spread out over 15 online books

[captrobey]

Your happy that you won $100 on guessing the correct date that Amy Winehouse was going to die.

[TheCentaur]

at my old pizza slice job we used to bet on what customers would order. Im far from a racist (truth) but whenever a black person would come up sausage was like -150 and any sweet soda like orange, sprite, lemonade, etc was a huge chalk LOL. just the way the odds had to be

anyways, I lost 50 bucks because a black person came up. i took sausage my friend took vegetable pizza trying to score an upset (veggie was like 5-1) and lo and behold this black guy comes up and orders veggie...i was shocked. $20 x 5-1 cost me $100 that day

That's classic! A pizza capper
I think for any guy you have a gambling problem when you start to think about it more than sex.

[Killer_Demo]

you take ppl's recyclables out their back yard and dumpster-dive for more recyclables

[ThaWoj]

im so bad. i turned 395 points into 4200 into 0 in less than an hour playing BJ. good thing it wasnt real money (like it usually is)

[tatommack]

calling all my buddies this weekend to money in my bank account cause im broke

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Lol at 1800 555 tell. That was like 8 years ago, before smart phones. Lol at anyone who calls that number anymore.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

having about $2 in bank account is a good sign

Yup, $1.18 in my checkings
18,000 roth ira
22,000 401k
5,000 in savings account i dont no account number too and dont have a atm card

Im 21 i used to have big problems gambling then i took the $ outa my hands by taking it directly outa my paycheck. I still got a dollar in my checkings but i still got some cash lol....

[SportsMushroom]

I think for any guy you have a gambling problem when you start to think about it more than sex.

there was this one time I was having sex with my girl, she caught me trying to sneak a pick at the computer screen to check the scores while we were doing it missionary style, her arm reached out and she banged the laptop screen shut, didnt bring it up to this day (been a couple of years), but damn that was an embarrassing moment

yes I'll admit it, I am a degen, I love my gambling as much as my women

[Dirty Sanchez]

calling all my buddies this weekend to money in my bank account cause im broke

Weren't you the guy who claimed to have won $100k at a casino a few weeks ago?

[hornsrgrt]

1) lose over $200,000 lifetime (admit this to everyone)
2) dad bails out your debts
3) continue to gamble for years after 1 and 2
4) tell your family you quit and go to GA
5) lie to them and continue to gamble, hide it
6) admit to gambling on the Maui Invitational with your kid's Christmas money
7) steal from banks to get funded
8) stiff coworkers to get funded
9) stiff posters for points worth pennies so you can get a $100 free play that you will lose in minutes
10) finally "quit" but continue to hang around a forum that facilitates gambling as you continue to bet "just with points"

oh fuk that is the life of Brock Landers

why would you move to Georgia? (step 4)

[hornsrgrt]

name your top 10..ill start this thing off..


So excited for football season to start,..Ive created a 3ring book with all free agency movements,..all odds..(super bowl, conference champs, MVP, everything!!!)



(Doing this Ive went through 2 FULL cartridges of ink. Going on the 3rd and and still not finished..)

you bet all your money in your carib account that Scott Peterson would be found guilty....true story...my wife's friend loved that I bet this...I love that I won it but hated to wait a few weeks during the trial....

[robmpink]

1. Did you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling? Yes No
2. Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy? Yes No
3. Did gambling affect your reputation? Yes No
4. Have you ever felt remorse after gambling? Yes No
5. Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties? Yes No
6. Did gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency? Yes No
7. After losing did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses? Yes No
8. After a win did you have a strong urge to return and win more? Yes No
9. Did you often gamble until your last dollar was gone? Yes No
10. Did you ever borrow to finance your gambling? Yes No
11. Have you ever sold anything to finance gambling? Yes No
12. Were you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal expenditures? Yes No
13. Did gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family? Yes No
14. Did you ever gamble longer than you had planned? Yes No
15. Have you ever gambled to escape worry, trouble, boredom or loneliness? Yes No
16. Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling? Yes No
17. Did gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? Yes No
18. Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble? Yes No
19. Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling? Yes No
20. Have you ever considered self-destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling? Yes No

[hornsrgrt]

How about excusing yourself from a funeral so you could call in a bet?

[hornsrgrt]

How about excusing yourself from a funeral so you could call in a bet?

Now it was my wife's grandmother so it really wasn't as bad as say your parents funeral or a close relative.

[jbrent95]

Have you ever lied about your record? Do you tell your friends, week-in and week-out, that you win every week in football?

[captrobey]

Your happy that you won $100 on guessing the correct date that Amy Winehouse was going to die.

You place a bet on the USA badminton team.

Rebatewager has a 50 foot statue of you in their lobby.

You call the Gamblers help line and the reply is- "Oh ,you again"

You find the world series of poker exciting

When you walk the boardwalk in Atlantic city the bums give you money.

You believe that Jerry Meals blew that call because you had money on the Pirates.

In reality Jerry Meals really did blow that call because he actually did know you had money on the Pirates.

You blow 12 points every day in the SBR casino.

You open up a savings account and keep $20 in it in case of an emergency. I still say this is a good idea .

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[clip1]

name your top 10..ill start this thing off..


So excited for football season to start,..Ive created a 3ring book with all free agency movements,..all odds..(super bowl, conference champs, MVP, everything!!!)



(Doing this Ive went through 2 FULL cartridges of ink. Going on the 3rd and and still not finished..)

Self-medicating? Degenerate anonymous

[Brock Landers]

1) lose over $200,000 lifetime (admit this to everyone) 2) dad bails out your debts 3) continue to gamble for years after 1 and 2 4) tell your family you quit and go to GA 5) lie to them and continue to gamble, hide it 6) admit to gambling on the Maui Invitational with your kid's Christmas money 7) steal from banks to get funded 8) stiff coworkers to get funded 9) stiff posters for points worth pennies so you can get a $100 free play that you will lose in minutes 10) finally "quit" but continue to hang around a forum that facilitates gambling as you continue to bet "just with points" oh fuk that is the life of Brock Landers

up your ass sunday

[Gotta Bet]

Top 10 signs your a degenerate gambler....

You create an account at the SBR Forums.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

you have to use 2 months worth of paychecks and take on a part time job to pay up for a all in chase with money you don't have....fuk I was a dumb son of a bitch at 21

[Glitch]

at my old pizza slice job we used to bet on what customers would order. Im far from a racist (truth) but whenever a black person would come up sausage was like -150 and any sweet soda like orange, sprite, lemonade, etc was a huge chalk LOL. just the way the odds had to be

anyways, I lost 50 bucks because a black person came up. i took sausage my friend took vegetable pizza trying to score an upset (veggie was like 5-1) and lo and behold this black guy comes up and orders veggie...i was shocked. $20 x 5-1 cost me $100 that day

probably a repeat customer from your day off.

[Rich Boy]

You bet on every televised game, even at -120 juice