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  • AgainstAllOdds
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-24-08
    • 6053

    #36
    Originally posted by youngsc
    This might work if the girl was a complete moron in which case I wouldn't be around her. Body first, brains second but the brains had better be as good as the body.
    Why wouldnt this work?
    Originally posted by SBR_John
    AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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    • Willie Bee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-14-06
      • 15726

      #37
      My wife thinks I'm a piano player in a brothel over in Poteet. Just to keep up the act, I bring her fresh strawberries from the Poteet market once a week.
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      • youngsc
        Restricted User
        • 06-10-08
        • 212

        #38
        Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds
        Why wouldnt this work?
        Because most people male or female have a basic understanding of markets and investing. If you keep telling her you invest in stocks she may be inquisitive and want to know details. Better yet she might want to see track records of your "investments" in which case your screwed. Me personally I wouldn't get involved with someone that didn't share common intrests and understandings. Most people that I tell them I gamble a lot they are intrested and curious.
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        • AgainstAllOdds
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-24-08
          • 6053

          #39
          Originally posted by youngsc
          Because most people male or female have a basic understanding of markets and investing. If you keep telling her you invest in stocks she may be inquisitive and want to know details. Better yet she might want to see track records of your "investments" in which case your screwed. Me personally I wouldn't get involved with someone that didn't share common intrests and understandings. Most people that I tell them I gamble a lot they are intrested and curious.



          Yes people have a basic understanding, however when you start getting deep down into stocks...the "average" person does not a clue. And if she wanted to see details? What girl has ever asked to see details of your work? I mean honestly like If a female said " I want you to print me out all your recent transactions from the past 6 months" I would tell her hit the fukin road.


          So just because she didnt share an intrest in stocks means you wouldnt date her? She could like the same music, sports, foods ect. but I guess that wouldnt be enough for you?

          Anyway this is kinda ridiculous arguement. I offer my solution if someone feels like they cant tell there significant other that they are a sports gambler. If you want to use the stock excuse it also helps to have some stocks(even if you through a grand into an account). But you do what you will.
          Originally posted by SBR_John
          AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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          • Panic
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-06-08
            • 10367

            #40
            The answer to all your problems:



            Had I hit my noon game, I would be ordering away as we speak, but I didnt. So they're gonna have to wait a few more hours. Just look at those beauties in the main gallery. And the one on the first page, 9 rows down, 1st one in is mine. Eleonora is her name. So dont fvck around and try to get her.
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            • AgainstAllOdds
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-24-08
              • 6053

              #41
              Originally posted by Panic
              The answer to all your problems:



              Had I hit my noon game, I would be ordering away as we speak, but I didnt. So they're gonna have to wait a few more hours. Just look at those beauties in the main gallery. And the one on the first page, 9 rows down, 1st one in is mine. Eleonora is her name. So dont fvck around and try to get her.
              Ive never acutally understood how russian girls can be bought and sold as brides. Isnt that slavery?
              Originally posted by SBR_John
              AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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              • Panic
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-06-08
                • 10367

                #42
                Yes, AAO. But they're not black so its okay.
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                • donjuan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-29-07
                  • 3993

                  #43
                  Apparently most of the people on this thread have difficulty understanding that the thread title was meant for people for whom sports betting is a significant source of income, not a bunch of degens with a gambling problem.
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                  • BadBeatBodog
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 1006

                    #44
                    Originally posted by donjuan
                    Apparently most of the people on this thread have difficulty understanding that the thread title was meant for people for whom sports betting is a significant source of income, not a bunch of degens with a gambling problem.
                    So it's one or the other? Anyone who doesn't sports bet for a living is a degen? COOL!!
                    "Things happen for a reason, they say, but I say there's a reason things happen"

                    "Not everybody talks, but everybody lies / Not everybody lives, but everybody dies"
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                    • chance
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 06-16-08
                      • 682

                      #45
                      I always dreed this question from anyone.

                      A bit worried about my what my kid or kids will be like when their friends ask what your Dad does.
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                      • BadBeatBodog
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 1006

                        #46
                        Originally posted by chance
                        I always dreed this question from anyone.

                        A bit worried about my what my kid or kids will be like when their friends ask what your Dad does.
                        Can't let it bother you. Sports betting is as legitimate as any other profession. Just because there is a stigma associated with it doesn't mean you should be ashamed. If you can excel at something and make money off of it it should make you proud. The only reason to feel guilty would be if you succeeded illegitimately - and sports betting is legit!

                        Just wanted to add: it seems many people don't realize how smart and hard working many sports bettors are.
                        "Things happen for a reason, they say, but I say there's a reason things happen"

                        "Not everybody talks, but everybody lies / Not everybody lives, but everybody dies"
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                        • Bet Shooter
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-02-08
                          • 1118

                          #47
                          I am an only child and my parents always had a hard time telling their friends what I do. That was the hardest part. Kept working on a career for a while using my education. But it's really hard to stay focused everyday while your boss is an idiot and you made more than his yearly salary last weekend on sports.

                          I don't hide it anymore. I tried all the stories, but if you end up with the girl as a long-term relationship or possibly marraige, then you lied to her and now you are a liar. Worse than a gambler. It's not easy finding someone that understands that it's an investment business.
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                          • BeatTheJerk
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-19-07
                            • 31802

                            #48
                            (Sports Broker)
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                            • TeamPlayer
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 05-19-08
                              • 634

                              #49
                              I tell her that I gamble full time and invest some of the money in the stock market and then I buy her some expensive jewerly. Where is the problem?
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                              • TeamPlayer
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 05-19-08
                                • 634

                                #50
                                Then after that, I'll buy a high class hooker and we'll have a threesome. Where is the problem?
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                                • bettilimbroke999
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-04-08
                                  • 13254

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by youngsc
                                  Just tell her that the reason you don't have an office to go to is because you own a bunch of sweat shops in the phillipenes. Tell her how cute it is to see those little kids sewing shirts in 100+ temperatures. Right when she gets that horrified look on her face then tell her you gamble full time, should lighten the load for her a bit.
                                  Great post!
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                                  • purecarnagge
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-05-07
                                    • 4843

                                    #52
                                    simply put, you make money, I pay my bills, when you get a ring thats when she really needs to know... Because marriage is forever and regardless of anything else right?.

                                    You could always just say your a day trader?

                                    I'm ok with the risk analyst... that way you leave investing out of it.
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                                    • donjuan
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-29-07
                                      • 3993

                                      #53
                                      So it's one or the other? Anyone who doesn't sports bet for a living is a degen? COOL!!
                                      Basic reading comprehension isn't exactly one of your strengths.
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                                      • TeamPlayer
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 05-19-08
                                        • 634

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by purecarnagge
                                        simply put, you make money, I pay my bills, when you get a ring thats when she really needs to know... Because marriage is forever and regardless of anything else right?.

                                        You could always just say your a day trader?

                                        I'm ok with the risk analyst... that way you leave investing out of it.
                                        "a risk analyst".......that's great! I'll have to use that
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                                        • chance
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 06-16-08
                                          • 682

                                          #55
                                          I will give "risk analysts" a go also. But 99% of people dig deeper and eventually they read your awkward body language and you blurt out you are a sports gambler
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                                          • purecarnagge
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-05-07
                                            • 4843

                                            #56
                                            Risk Analyst works. You can go anywhere from investing, to assets to life insurance.... So much stuff you could just BS...
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                                            • Arilou
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 07-16-06
                                              • 475

                                              #57
                                              You're all going at this wrong. Most people have never met a true professional gambler. There's an ocean of difference between a professional gambler and someone who gambles. Gambling on its own is a bad thing or an entertainment purchase. Professional gambling is a whole different animal. Trying to hide it is pointless, because you'll end up spending more and more energy hiding it - your life will be so much easier and better if she knows the truth. That's where the key part comes in, this is not just about whether or not you are a 'liar' or what weird spin you can put on it.

                                              The key thing to remember is, most people - not just girls - have no idea how to react to this sort of thing, so they take their cue from YOU. If you act all evasive and sheepish or make eyes like you're a crazy desperato, she's recoil in horror. Wouldn't you? Act like there's something wrong, and there is. Act like there's nothing wrong, and this is a perfectly good way to make a living just like any other, a skill based profession with the opportunity to go far for those who work hard, and she'll take her cue from that. If you can't back that up, or if you can't say that with a straight face, then it's time to look at yourself in the mirror and either convince yourself it is true or find another line of work.

                                              Every person I have told about what I do for a living, with almost no exceptions, has had the same reaction: That it is awesome. My job before this one was also one that most people are defensive about, and at first I was too. As a result, I came out looking like an ubernerd loser. The moment I realized that it was me doing that, and not the job itself, people started thinking it was neat.

                                              So gamblers of the world, take pride! You have nothing to lose but your bankrolls!
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                                              • Capwizards
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 11-28-07
                                                • 292

                                                #58
                                                Tell them the truth. If you are good at handicapping - it can be likened to playing the stock market. Also, be smart and buy her something after decent wins!
                                                Good Luck!
                                                Capwizards Team
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                                                • TeamPlayer
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 05-19-08
                                                  • 634

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Capwizards
                                                  Tell them the truth. If you are good at handicapping - it can be likened to playing the stock market. Also, be smart and buy her something after decent wins!

                                                  The bottom line is that women care about one thing only: MONEY Honey!

                                                  You can be Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin or George Bush and the women will love you as long as you bring home the bacon!
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