His real name is Johnny Goldberg. He was born and raised in Newark, was an all-around athlete playing local baseball and football like Bo Jackson, but better. Then one night he was getting some gloryhole action and the chick bit his cack and he tensed up and pulled both his hamstrings. Got re-constructive surgery on the cack but ended up being only 1/3rd of the previous size (now 1 inch). He never regained his athletic prowess, so started in the gambling bizz by dealing drugs to college ball players in exchange for them throwing a few games here and there. At one point he was so down on his luck that he bet his hair on a game. A few years and a few million posts later, he has become as legendary on the forums as he once was on the field.
Cheers, coach.
Cheers, coach.
Nice one mathy.