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  • JBC77
    SBR MVP
    • 03-23-07
    • 3816

    #1
    Shaq - tell me how a$$ tastes
    I just saw Shaq freestyling on ESPN....courtesy of TMZ.com.
    That was some funny sh1t!!!!

    "Kobe...tell me how my a$$ tastes.
  • JBC77
    SBR MVP
    • 03-23-07
    • 3816

    #2
    Check it out boys. http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951
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    • SBR Lou
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-02-07
      • 37863

      #3
      I thought it was pretty good, needs to work on his delivery a little, but the ass taste punchline really won the crowd over.
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      • BeatTheJerk
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-19-07
        • 31794

        #4
        yeah i liked it ........... he's always been a d- rapper though if u wanna grade him overall but thats freestyle was pretty damn good
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        • Kellen
          SBR MVP
          • 01-19-08
          • 3484

          #5
          fukk shaq. That was a cheap shot at Kobe. I just lost a lot of respect for this broke down washed up ****.
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          • fiveteamer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-14-08
            • 10805

            #6
            this is fukkin great.
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            • robmpink
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-09-07
              • 13205

              #7
              gotta love Shaq!
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              • JBC77
                SBR MVP
                • 03-23-07
                • 3816

                #8
                This is hilarious. The rap wasn't all that....but he tore Kobe to pieces. Does not matter if he was playing or not.....this is going to run a 72 media loop.

                Kobe has to be pissed....
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                • BurtRapp
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-10-08
                  • 2410

                  #9
                  "No Hooks" is hot to me. Check it. It is most likely on youtube. that freestyle was wack but not bad for him.
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                  • badhunter
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 01-29-08
                    • 357

                    #10
                    Shaq's a big fat dumbass. And I'm not a Kobe fan. But Kobe can say the same thing about Shaq - he went to the finals this year - Shaq got his ass kicked, in what the first round? He's done. No class at all.
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      that was great. i'm sure kobe won't like this when he sees it. i alwys knew that there wasn't one person on earth that was cheering against kobe to win than SHAQ. you know he went out that night and partied and got drunk when they lost by 39 and were eliminated. it's exactly how he wanted to see their season end, by losing by 39 and not winning.

                      he must be the happiest guy in the US of A right now.
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                      • Doc JS
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-15-06
                        • 6885

                        #12
                        Originally posted by badhunter
                        Shaq's a big fat dumbass. And I'm not a Kobe fan. But Kobe can say the same thing about Shaq - he went to the finals this year -
                        The difference is... the last time Shaq went to the Finals....He WON.



                        O'Neal attempted to defuse the controversy, releasing a statement to ESPN's Stephen A. Smith in which he implored critics not to "make something out of nothing."

                        "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what **'s do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all."
                        Shaq said it was all in fun. Now, you can choose to believe him or not. That is up to you.

                        Doc
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                        • SBR Lou
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 08-02-07
                          • 37863

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Doc JS
                          Shaq said it was all in fun. Now, you can choose to believe him or not. That is up to you.

                          Doc
                          I really took issue with the lyrics at 1st, but once he sang that chorus asking Kobe how his ass tastes, I realized it was all in good fun.
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                          • Panic
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-06-08
                            • 10367

                            #14
                            Fvck Kobe. I'm glad Shaq did this. Fun or no fun. Kobe runs him out of town(whether Laker fans want to believe it or not) and he ratted Shaq out when he was in trouble. I would love to see Shaq win another ring and really turn the screws on Kobe and the fans that follow him. I loved it.
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                            • Bill Dozer
                              www.twitter.com/BillDozer
                              • 07-12-05
                              • 10894

                              #15
                              The funniest part was Shaq saying he was freestyling. Great player but the guy can barely put a sentence together.
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                              • badhunter
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 01-29-08
                                • 357

                                #16
                                You can't buy class. Shaq has none. Ask his ex-wife.
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                                • BurtRapp
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-10-08
                                  • 2410

                                  #17
                                  I have been going around all night asking people how my ass tastes?
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                                  • pat venditto
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-07-07
                                    • 14347

                                    #18
                                    shaq cant rap that was awful and kobe is 10 times the player he is
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                                    • BurtRapp
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-10-08
                                      • 2410

                                      #19
                                      yeah but how does Shaq's Ass taste??
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                                      • chipski
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-16-07
                                        • 1745

                                        #20
                                        i was trying to figure out how someone could be that stupid and show no class like that .. was thinking though that it is a big thing in rap to talk shi! about others and is almost normal in those circles , to diss each other ..
                                        but usually that is when the other is present and you go back and forth cracking on each other .
                                        not when one is not there and you do it in front of a live club knowing it will be all over the news .. no way these guys need any more $ or publicity , geezus !
                                        only way i condone that behavior is if he talked to kobe first before he did it .. if not he is totaly not in reality and is just out there .
                                        why ? because kobe is great , period , end of story . the man is gifted and can jump out the gym . sure he knows this , everyone knows it .. strange what jealousy can do to some people . but as we all know the concept goes all the way back to cain and able right .. the thought is the cause of it all , he needed some good material because he cant flow like talking about it so he went there ... amazing people so blessed show such poor examples .
                                        every basketball lovin kid in school will get in trouble for this now . lol
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Shaq is black which means he has no class and is an animal ands majority just do not know how to act, read or write.
                                          enough said
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                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-19-07
                                            • 31794

                                            #22
                                            jjgold u sound like Don Imus jr
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I love Imus

                                              He should run this Country, did you hear him yesterday say it figures Pacman was black?

                                              LOL...Classic
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                                              • BeatTheJerk
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-19-07
                                                • 31794

                                                #24
                                                yeah he's a trip
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                                                • SBR Lou
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                                                  • 08-02-07
                                                  • 37863

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BurtRapp
                                                  yeah but how does Shaq's Ass taste??
                                                  Why will no one answer this question? I guess we'd have to ask Kobe.
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                                                  • Bluehorseshoe
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-13-06
                                                    • 15018

                                                    #26
                                                    I hate both of them with a passion, but the fact is that Kobe has ten times the talent Shaq does. Shaq won his championships because he's an oak tree with arms and that's it......and the fact he had Kobe and Wade on his teams.

                                                    Shaq was a physical presence and that's it.
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                                                    • DarkLord_Rathi
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 05-13-08
                                                      • 248

                                                      #27
                                                      I think it taste like chicken and coco puffs. That is what Phil Jackson told me.
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