Nicky Santauro - I have an announcement to make.

[betplom]

It's not what you think when you read the title, most times here at SBR when a poster is making an "announcement" it usually means he is outing himself as gay. (As recent "BAUS" and "Francis Sollozzo" posts indicated.)

Although Mr. Santauro has publicly announced (through his videos) that he prefers fellatio over intercourse and *might* be gay, that is not the topic of this announcement.

No, the reason for my post is to confirm Nicky Santauro is a closet Canadian!

He knows too much aboot hockey, has travelled to Cuba many times and plain sounds like a Canuck, yet he tried to hide his accent. I believe Mr Santauro is of Italian heritage.

C'mon Nicky, fess up, if I were you I'd be making a video about this, pronto.

[SBR Lou]

Agreed, his "accent" trailed off a few times during his 9 minute video. Sounds like a white guy to me, maybe an aspiring comic.

[AgainstAllOdds]

Yea and one time I heard him say he bet at Cris...which is Canadian only then when asked he said oh I said Cris but meant Bookmaker

[Nicky Santoro]

i'm from EAST LA.

[SBR Lou]

i'm from EAST LA.

And I'm from Compton.

[betplom]

i'm from EAST LA.

And your real name is Cheech Marin?

[SlickFazzer]

Yea and one time I heard him say he bet at Cris...which is Canadian only then when asked he said oh I said Cris but meant Bookmaker

Many people still call it CRIS, american or not.

But none the less....Could Nicky be a Canadian.....?

Always envisioned him being a bad ass from the streets of east LA.

[Deuce]

It's not what you think when you read the title, most times here at SBR when a poster is making an "announcement" it usually means he is outing himself as gay. (As recent "BAUS" and "Francis Sollozzo" posts indicated.)

Although Mr. Santauro has publicly announced (through his videos) that he prefers fellatio over intercourse and *might* be gay, that is not the topic of this announcement.

No, the reason for my post is to confirm Nicky Santauro is a closet Canadian!

He knows too much aboot hockey, has travelled to Cuba many times and plain sounds like a Canuck, yet he tried to hide his accent. I believe Mr Santauro is of Italian heritage.

C'mon Nicky, fess up, if I were you I'd be making a video about this, pronto.

Plomer,

He sounds just like


with a hint of...

[Deuce]

And your real name is Cheech Marin?

I posted a pic of cheech before I read this. Dead on son, dead on.

[SBR_John]

Dammmm WTF!? Cheech is getting old!

[Richkas]

if he is canadien then i am afro american

[Nicky Santoro]

plommy,


i am a mexican from the tough streets of EAST LA. and cheech marin is loved here. he's a hero for us east la mexicans..

and the reason i love hockey is because hockey is huge here in east la.. it's the #1 sport in east la. east LA love scott gomez of the NYR... he's the first hispanic player to ever lace up a pair of skates and play in the NHL.. that is why i love hockey. for scott gomez.

plommy, scotty gomez is an icon here in EAST LA.

[betplom]

if he is canadien then i am afro american

I'll be sure not to use the "N" word around you , brother.

[betplom]

plommy,


i am a mexican from the tough streets of EAST LA. and cheech marin is loved here. he's a hero for us east la mexicans..

Nicky, give it up, you've been outed and there ain't no going back.
Southwestern Ontario looks nothing like East LA.

When can we expect a vid that clears this up?
And please, no more "stinky pussy" stories from the DR.
Brings back too many memories.

Oh, and its plommer, NOT plommy, you donk!

[jjgold]

Well I caught Nicky in a trap last week, I asked some boys where is the best places to dine in Montreal, Canada and he gave a few places that were actually in Niagra Falls, NY. I guess he googled searched and it came up in NY because close to the border.

LMAO this guy I bet -450 has never ever been to Montreal or anywhere in Canada, guy is fukkin Mexican.

[betplom]

Well I caught Nicky in a trap last week,
........ guy is fukkin Mexican.

No chance coach, he has been caught more than a few times saying things that clearly show he's from my part of the continent.

He cannot explain his many trips to Cuba, this is a huge tipoff itself.

[Nicky Santoro]

jj is the only one that knows for sure i am not canadian. i am mexican from east LA.. i remember that jj from last week when i googled Niagra Falls NY..


only richie and JJ know that i am not canadian. they can back me up. In fact, richie just put his whole race on the line. he said if i am canadian, he's an african american.


plommy, maybe next week i will make a video of me talking like a real chicano from east LA. would that prove to you that i am mexican from East LA.

[SBR Lou]

Nicky, have you done stand up anywhere? What is your stage name..

[Nicky Santoro]

crazyL,


i have been called funny many times in my life.. but not funny in being funny... funny in...... funny looking...


just last week a girl came up to me and told me how funny i was.. i said, really, you think i'm funny... she said yeah.... funny looking..


that hurts, crazyl

[betplom]

i am mexican from east LA.

That travels to the DR & Cuba INSTEAD of Mexico?


Methinks he doth protest too much

[PuckOff]

It's not what you think when you read the title, most times here at SBR when a poster is making an "announcement" it usually means he is outing himself as gay. (As recent "BAUS" and "Francis Sollozzo" posts indicated.)

Although Mr. Santauro has publicly announced (through his videos) that he prefers fellatio over intercourse and *might* be gay, that is not the topic of this announcement.

No, the reason for my post is to confirm Nicky Santauro is a closet Canadian!

He knows too much aboot hockey, has travelled to Cuba many times and plain sounds like a Canuck, yet he tried to hide his accent. I believe Mr Santauro is of Italian heritage.

C'mon Nicky, fess up, if I were you I'd be making a video about this, pronto.

His accent is a dead ringer for a Mic Mac indian from the Maritimes.

[Nicky Santoro]

pucky,

i swear, i don't even know what a freakin mic mac is. i never heard of this before.


man, when i read your post, i thought you were offering me a big mac...




what the f-ck is a mic mac???




big mac, yes.. .mic mac, NO....

[poetwarrior41]

He is a mexican, i grew up in San Diego, i used to fight them at least once a week. Football players versus the Cholos in the parking lot every friday

[Nicky Santoro]

poet,

i will give you credit. you're a smart man.. you're a nut.. but at the same time, you're a smart man..


only you, JJ and richie seem to be the only smart ones in this thread..

[betplom]

Nicky, just admit you're Canadian, then we can talk about your homophobic fears.

[Nicky Santoro]

this is what i am...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrDjYT3eqWs

[betplom]

Tommy Chong?

Yep He's Canadian, just like us!

[jjgold]

Guys that is a Mexican Accent, where does anyone come up with the Canadian thing?

[SBR Lou]

Guys that is a Mexican Accent, where does anyone come up with the Canadian thing?

It started trailing out pretty badly in the 9 minute video, then you'd hear him start doing it more heavily. Real Mexicans don't sound so obvious, almost like Al Pacino's butchering of the Cuban accent in Scarface.

[Nicky Santoro]

He is a mexican, i grew up in San Diego, i used to fight them at least once a week. Football players versus the Cholos in the parking lot every friday

jjgold, if anyone would know, it's Artie Quinn of Las Vegas. he used to fight them every week in the parking lot. so he's heard them talk before.. jj, why do these people think i'm canadian for.

[jjgold]

Nicky my Artie Quinn Video is coming in 40 minutes, Nicky once you see vid you will know who he is.

I went to a voice translator site and listened to mexican sound bites and it is very close to Nicky's voice in videos.

[Nicky Santoro]

jj, i miss those spontaneous videos of yours..


i look forward to hearing about Artie Quinn. this guy is a nutjob jj.. a real genuine nutjob..


i hope you hammer him. he deserves it.

artie.. artie.. artie.. artie...

[jjgold]

No I did not hammer him, he tried to pull a fast one on me and you

[betplom]

why do these people think i'm canadian for.

If you could provide a believeable explanation for the Cuban vacations you might get some support.

It's good to be Canadian, I know lots of Americans that pretend to be Canucks when they travel overseas.