Heading to Vegas got $42 Dollars to Gamble

[Dabeergod]

This is great
Good luck my brotha, but man I spent over $42 bucks just getting off the plane in Vegas

Here is a tip though on a real note. Find a book that offers a prop bet of Adam Dunn's K's for the game o/u 1. Easy money all day bud.

[JMobile]

I just won another $170 on the Slot Machines!

[cant call it]

GL harry, see if she has a friend

[Streakster777]

Increase that bankroll!

!. Buy yourself a cheap Valet Vest (like $16)\ and stand in front of one of the casinos. People will not only giver you their car keys, but will also tip you as well.

2. Take the car to the nearest chop shop for quick cash.

[keenecharger21]

lmao@ bringing cool ranch doritos

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

**UPDATE***

Ok I went to Alices diner my hot tip paid off boys!!!!! those japanese tourists filled them machines good 1 put a quarter in one of them 5 quarter video poker machines( i use money management boys...its the only way to a successfull gambling career) and POW i hit a royal flush......paid 11.50...woooohoooooo Im + money I am well on my way.....Heading to a place called Slots R US wish me luck....heard they got penny machines...i got a pocket full of em.....

[Hazious]

Harry good luck my Dude!!

[RibbedTrojan]

So true brother after I party down with the broads I hoping to have enough to finally go pro ...probably be able to do that by Betting the over under on how many c o c k s been in your rectum...over 12 -120 seems a safe bet whadda think mike?

So TRUE!

[RibbedTrojan]

Good luck my friend!!!

[legendmatt34]

Good luck stickin those pennies in...

[CollegePro]

you won't last long.. but at least you will have good time.

[SpreadSniper]

[Tech N9ne]

Pictures ? ?

[TR88]

Pictures ? ?

smoke I'm watching you pal

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Boys im on a heater walked in to slots r us coudnt find slot to put the pennies in asked asecurity guard for help... he asked if i was intoxicated....hell no ...he motioned me to the cashier booth... lady dint look too happy... but i got 4 dollars for them pennies( didnt count that in my original 42.00) i always carry pennies they come in handy ya know.. so anyways i go to a penny slot says play up to 240 pennies i say what the heck im in vegas i want to be a big time roller a baller!!!so i play max bet ......1st pull winner winner chicken dinner...hit 5 chickens in a row won 100.00....i couldnt believe it...got my winning ticket went to cash it in but before i could a gentleman came up to me and said he was down on his luck...saw i won a nice pot wanted to see if i was interested in trading the winning slip for his rolex.....can you believe how freakin lucky im am.. fukk yeah ill trade it...he said it was a Vice Presidential worth about 4 grand....no matter what happens now im in the + money ...Got my self a VICE PRESIDENTIAL genuine rolex baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woohoo...gonna leave slots r us before he changes his mind.....i still got 56.74 left where else can i do some damage!!!!

[immy5150]

take 25 and bet on black....then move on

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

took a quick pic for all you doubters

[Dad]

I love rolex watches.

[Dad]

Harry, you should take that watch and go see this guy.

[CollegePro]

i can gurantee you that is fake rolex on your wrist!

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

nope dude guarenteed it was a genuine VICE PRESIDENTIAL rolex listen son dont hate because i know how to get + even.....ok i just took to bus to downtown.. ill keep ya posted anyone know of a good buffet in fremont.....not looking to spend more than 8 dollars and i want shrimp and jello for sure!!!

[Dad]

Didnt you just eat at Alice's 2 hours ago?

Stay away from the strip clubs! At least until you build that bankroll up. And good luck, Harry.

[bb_skoots]

I dont need to see Vegas any more. Living vicariously through Seahawkharry.

[rochestertitans]

no u really wont

[hornsrgrt]

**UPDATE***

Ok I went to Alices diner my hot tip paid off boys!!!!! those japanese tourists filled them machines good 1 put a quarter in one of them 5 quarter video poker machines( i use money management boys...its the only way to a successfull gambling career) and POW i hit a royal flush......paid 11.50...woooohoooooo Im + money I am well on my way.....Heading to a place called Slots R US wish me luck....heard they got penny machines...i got a pocket full of em.....

wouldn't it pay 800 credits or $200?

[hornsrgrt]

took a quick pic for all you doubters

that picture was doing football season...looks like Schultz's in the background.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

wish it would have i use money management....1quarter on a 5 quarter machine machines was preatty old paid in quarters....not a big baller yet to be playin max bet on a freakin quarter machine ...penny slots is where its at.....i gotta Rolex outa that deal...bet the guy misses his watch already...didnt realize that rolexs ticked so damn loud...anyways just got off bus at freemont gonna head into this little dive joint women handing out beads says free drinks... gonna do some damage!!!!!!!!!!

[egloff]

42$? don't spend your whole income in las vegas....

[CollegePro]

nope dude guarenteed it was a genuine VICE PRESIDENTIAL rolex listen son dont hate because i know how to get + even.....ok i just took to bus to downtown.. ill keep ya posted anyone know of a good buffet in fremont.....not looking to spend more than 8 dollars and i want shrimp and jello for sure!!!

dude guranteed it was a genuine??? and he only wants $100 from you?? LOLZ... and you belived him?? that's funny... I am not jelous because I have real rolex even though they are not VICE PRESIDENTIAL.....

[MendozaLine]

+ Even

+ EXPECTED VALUE

nope dude guarenteed it was a genuine VICE PRESIDENTIAL rolex listen son dont hate because i know how to get + even.....ok i just took to bus to downtown.. ill keep ya posted anyone know of a good buffet in fremont.....not looking to spend more than 8 dollars and i want shrimp and jello for sure!!!

[nobs]

probably a true story by a guy who cant get up 200 to be a pro in the 4 yrs hes been at sbr

Wow. A non-pro clowning on someone for not being a pro.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

****UPDATE*****

Got outta that trap beads will be a nice souvineer...drinks crappy played only 10 mins lost 34.50 only have about 20.00 left ,,,,met a dame older broad ...only has one leg but the on her...wow...shes got a car ..station wagon with a handicap pass...were goin to get great parking on the strip ..beats valet....anyways I got about 20.00...what casino should I hit..dame says mgm....whatcha think..shes a cool ranch dorito fan also...bags getting low though...maybe I should try and get her to cash her disibility check and spend a little on us tonight....the nightlife tonight should be wild go home tomorrow so i should go crazy maybe go to that nightclub on top of that hotel those kings owners own....wonder if well get special treatment she being one legged and all...gotta go...need to stop at a 7/11 for a boones farm...bottle of wine for the lady....im a playa

[Dad]

bottle of strawberry hill = straight ballin

[colts]

GOD DAM IT! I've been doing Vegas wrong all these years! Harry showed me the light! TEAR IT UP HARRY!

[pavyracer]

He is a professional with $42 bankroll.

Good luck!