Got in a fight last night!

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  • Dax
    SBR MVP
    • 02-21-11
    • 2270

    #1
    Got in a fight last night!
    So, there I am sitting at the bar having a few beers with my homies just chillin and watchin the hynas doin their thang you know a regular night out. and outta the fukin blue this Midget comes in and kicks me in the shin... mudafuker says Mr.Gold sent him to take care of me...

    Here's why, way back in the Day JJ and I used to be big time Dealers, we used to get our shit straight from Pablo E down in Colombia we were Ballin, unlimited money, hookers, drugs, booze you name it we had it, did it and abused it, but JJ got careless and started to hit the white mistress too hard, and also started to slip up he was seen many times with Trannys... so our crew started to get riled up and we were slowly losing control and that's when I had to take maters in to my own hands and I got rid of him sent him off to NJ to live with his folks...

    So I'm sitting and obviously I'm thinking it's a fukin midget there's no fuckin way he can do absolutely anything to me so I stand up and I'm expecting the cheap shot to the crotch when suddenly the little fuker jumps up and grabs me in a choke hold and just starts beating the fukin sh*t outta me, long story short I got my ass handed to me... the fucker brushed him self off throws a letter at me and just walks away...

    I open the letter and it says, "Your Move fuk wad, I'm comin back for the power. signed JJGold"

    JJ You come at me with your best I'm ready... no one humiliates me like that and lives to talk about it...

    This is me after the beating



    Watch ur back Gold it's on!
  • robmpink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-09-07
    • 13205

    #2
    Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
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    • Dax
      SBR MVP
      • 02-21-11
      • 2270

      #3
      yet you still took the time to read it... sure you did... I too can edit my posts...
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      • JerseyLove
        SBR MVP
        • 02-15-10
        • 2183

        #4
        Originally posted by Dax
        yet you still took the time to read it...
        Dax you are WINNING
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        • FreeFall
          SBR MVP
          • 02-20-08
          • 3365

          #5
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          • greeny
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            • 10-21-10
            • 386

            #6
            dam dax sounds like a rough nite! u needa handle that shit
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            • Dad
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-26-08
              • 23245

              #7
              Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
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              • nyed1010
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                • 12-05-10
                • 1569

                #8
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                • Dax
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-21-11
                  • 2270

                  #9
                  Originally posted by greeny
                  dam dax sounds like a rough nite! u needa handle that shit
                  I'm for sure gonna take care of that very soon...

                  Originally posted by Dad
                  Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
                  I think he knows about my fear of little people...
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                  • crustyme
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-29-10
                    • 16896

                    #10
                    please stop posting.

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                    • Tech N9ne
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                      • 06-24-11
                      • 5366

                      #11
                      Yea dax, bad storytelling. Liked the last one better
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                      • Dax
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-21-11
                        • 2270

                        #12
                        Dude give me a break it was a slow day... plus the other one wasn't a story... this is...
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                        • nyed1010
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                          • 12-05-10
                          • 1569

                          #13
                          Dax, we love you pal, but that was ******* horrible. I literally stopped at "Colombia we were Ballin". Couldn't even read the whole thing.
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                          • gregm
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-14-11
                            • 3535

                            #14
                            I actually enjoyed it, anytime you have carny midgets and monkeys and transvestites and carny folk it going to be an interesting story. I dont think people like long stories on here though and next time add a monkey.Well done dax

                            "it's a fukin midget there's no fuckin way he can do absolutely anything to me so I stand up and I'm expecting the cheap shot to the crotch when suddenly the little fuker jumps up and grabs me in a choke hold and just starts beating the fukin sh*t outta me"
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                            • CanuckG
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-23-10
                              • 21978

                              #15
                              Stick to booking points bets sir
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                              • doublej95
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-26-10
                                • 14094

                                #16
                                Dax are they paying you extra for the story telling?
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                                • Pete0
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-09-10
                                  • 3849

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by robmpink
                                  Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
                                  omg me 2
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                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-01-10
                                    • 16031

                                    #18
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                                    • Tech N9ne
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 06-24-11
                                      • 5366

                                      #19
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                                      • Dax
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-21-11
                                        • 2270

                                        #20
                                        Yeah I love you all too

                                        If I actually knew how to write a proper story I'd be writing books already... had some time to kill so just wrote the first thing that came to mind... but from now on I'll do you guys the favor and wont post anymore shyt...

                                        Be Cool Fellas
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                                        • robmpink
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-09-07
                                          • 13205

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dax
                                          yet you still took the time to read it... sure you did... I too can edit my posts...
                                          Yeah, because I thought you got in a real fight. I didn't think you made up some worthless I'm trying to hard to be funny story. Next time leave JJ Gold out of the second sentence and maybe people will make it to the third sentence.
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                                          • robmpink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-09-07
                                            • 13205

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JerseyLove
                                            Dax you are WINNING
                                            Winning, STIFF!
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                                            • flyingillini
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-06-06
                                              • 41219

                                              #23
                                              Dax, you are better than this buddy.
                                              המוסד‎
                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                              • harlee71
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-02-09
                                                • 7202

                                                #24
                                                Is Loshak your writer?
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                                                • Br0nxer
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-25-11
                                                  • 13665

                                                  #25
                                                  how the fukk do i get that two minutes of my life back

                                                  what a disaster
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                                                  • dzzznutz
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 06-08-11
                                                    • 469

                                                    #26
                                                    this guy tries way too hard
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                                                    • Roadtrip635
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-07-10
                                                      • 6129

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Dad
                                                      Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
                                                      Because he was half price!



                                                      Dax, I liked the story it had drugs, drinking, midgets, girls shakin' their azz and someone getting stomped, all elements of a good story. Now we need the payback story on how you sent a tranny to answer JJ's challenge. The tranny shouldn't be a midget though, that card has already been played, maybe the tranny could be albino, maybe wears an eyepatch, or maybe one of the tranny's that JJ stiffed (so to speak) while down south.
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                                                      • bobbyfk
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-19-09
                                                        • 15218

                                                        #28
                                                        good story Dax
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                                                        • robmpink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 01-09-07
                                                          • 13205

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by bobbyfk
                                                          good story Dax

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                                                          • Tech N9ne
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 06-24-11
                                                            • 5366

                                                            #30
                                                            Bobby, quit sucking up to dax for a better line
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                                                            • Ace_of_Spades
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-14-09
                                                              • 13518

                                                              #31
                                                              Fake story.
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                                                              • wtf
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-22-08
                                                                • 12983

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by robmpink
                                                                Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
                                                                me too
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                                                                • JMobile
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-21-10
                                                                  • 19074

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Dax, I still want pics of the girl from the last story.
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                                                                  • in2thethickofit
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-26-09
                                                                    • 2622

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've read worse stories...far worse.
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                                                                    • sweethook
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-21-07
                                                                      • 12667

                                                                      #35
                                                                      dax we need a shave
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