I am quitting gambling--now I need advice

[FindTheLock]

haha cannon is looking for someone else to fade

[sweethook]

i need a winner

[lakerboy]

Is that the only icon u use when posting?

[crustyme]

nice story.

id give it a 7 on the jjgold fairytale meter.

[MartinBlank]

Nice plan there.

Make a 2K parlay with no plans on how to get it out if you hit it.

Genius move.

[Hey Mikey]

For what it's worth I dug myself out by doing 3-4 team parlays using the Accuscore straight up picks 65% or higher or dogs +1.5 when the dogs were favored 55% or higher. Inconsistent sometimes but when it hits it hits.

[in2thethickofit]

throw it on another parlay...pretty obvious to me...

[MartinBlank]

Exactly----Parlays are the way to go. Especially 5+ teams. They are definitely profitable. All great players use 5+ team parlays when they get barrelled in.

No risk, no reward.

[G's pks]

become a chronic masturbater...get addicted to the internet...call JJ and never come to this site again...bye...sorry for your losses...I do not even want to look back and see this is one of those "oh wait but I won"....that would be so weak and you would never do that right?

[joesomebody114]

Dude this is a joke. I stopped paying attention to this a longggg time ago betting thousands but have no clue how to withdrawal f*kkin fed!! Youwager (who is great by the way) HA! How are they so great when you don't even know how to withdrawal from them?

[lyon804]

I love reading all the entertaining stories at SBR.....

[frostno98]

F....ked off Loser! Right, you decided to make a post out of the blues that you were insane enough to do 6 team parlay for 2k that actually hitHave proof or you haven't done jack loser!

[str]

I lost $10,000 in march, then $20,000 in April, then $30,000 in May, then I lost another $60,000 in June. i am so tired of gambling. luckiliy, I just won $340,000 last night but now I am done.

[MartinBlank]

My favorite line.....

"YouWager (Which is great by the way)"

And how exactly would this poster know this----if he doesn't even know how to f'in withdraw from them?

[Streakster777]

Possible YouWager shill???

[dice]

This is a lot of money to be up and down. You don't have a proven system, it's better to quit for awhile and work on your strategy before you bet with real money again.

[Ra77er]

Hi all long story short after early success in December with sports betting the first half of 2011 was a complete disaster and toward the end of May I was tracking about $30,000 lost. Couple of maxed out ************ that I was going to have to cash out my 401k to pay. I managed to get about $15K back into my account by the time my girlfriend found out and gave me an ultimatum--quit and cut my losses or lose her. I convinced her to give me 2 weeks to try to get the extra $10K back.

So this past Sunday was the 2 week mark and I'd lost all of that $15K except for $2K so as a last ditch effort I did a 6 team baseball parlay to win about $36K and it hit thanks to a miracle 2 run bottom 9th from Milwaukee. But I am so done because I can't control it once I start.

So here's my real question--how do I take this money out? I have it in Youwager (who is great btw) and they do bank wires with a max of $25K. If I take it all out in $25K and then $11K is the government going to come sniffing? Should I do it in 4 $9K increments? Does it matter?

Thanks.

Whats up Teddy Covers?

[biggamerife21]

cash out your 401.......

bet the over on the padras runs scored every day and you will be made.

[GunShard]

Understand money management and self control or you will lose.

[Hey Mikey]

What are you dopes talking about I do'nt know how to withdraw? I just said I know all the withdraw options my question was which was better from an IRS or gov't standpoint. I said they are great because they are quick with withdrawals and don't burn me like BetUs did. The point of the story was to say why I was quitting instead of me just coming on and saying hey guys I won $36000 what do I do?

As far as proof I will gladly provide it although I'm sure I'll get accused of doctoring this:


Sunday 07/10/2011Parlay34177.36Baseball - Houston Astros +1½ -175 for Game W Rodriguez (L) must start C Volstad (R) must start
Baseball - Philadelphia Phillies -175 for Game D Lowe (R) - Action C Hamels (L) - Action
Baseball - Milwaukee Brewers -138 for Game D Willis (L) - Action R Wolf (L) - Action
Baseball - Boston Red Sox -162 for Game M Atkins (R) - Action K Weiland (R) - Action
Baseball - Detroit Tigers -179 for Game J Verlander (R) - Action J Francis (L) - Action
Baseball - Texas Rangers -146 for Game T Cahill (R) - Action M Harrison (L) - Action
More info
Wager Status:WinRisk / To Win Amount:2,000.00 / 34,177.40 (USD) Accepted 07/10/2011 12:29 - ESTWon:34,177.36Amount Paid:36,177.36 Item # 1:Wager Type:Run LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Houston Astros: 4 - Florida Marlins: 5)Line:Houston Astros 07/10/2011 13:10:01- (EST):+1½ -175Pitchers:W Rodriguez (L) - Must Pitch ----- C Volstad (R) - Must Pitch Item # 2:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Atlanta Braves: 1 - Philadelphia Phillies: 14)Line:Philadelphia Phillies 07/10/2011 13:35:01- (EST):-175Pitchers Lowe (R) - Action ----- C Hamels (L) - Action * Event Notes:TBS TV Item # 3:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Cincinnati Reds: 3 - Milwaukee Brewers: 4)Line:Milwaukee Brewers 07/10/2011 14:10:01- (EST):-138Pitchers Willis (L) - Action ----- R Wolf (L) - Action Item # 4:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Baltimore Orioles: 6 - Boston Red Sox: 8)Line:Boston Red Sox 07/10/2011 13:35:01- (EST):-162Pitchers:M Atkins (R) - Action ----- K Weiland (R) - Action Item # 5:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Detroit Tigers: 2 - Kansas City Royals: 1)Lineetroit Tigers 07/10/2011 14:10:01- (EST):-179Pitchers:J Verlander (R) - Action ----- J Francis (L) - Action Item # 6:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Oakland Athletics: 0 - Texas Rangers: 2)Line:Texas Rangers 07/10/2011 15:05:01- (EST):-146Pitchers:T Cahill (R) - Action ----- M Harrison (L) - Action



Sunday 07/10/2011Parlay34177.36Baseball - Houston Astros +1½ -175 for Game W Rodriguez (L) must start C Volstad (R) must start
Baseball - Philadelphia Phillies -175 for Game D Lowe (R) - Action C Hamels (L) - Action
Baseball - Milwaukee Brewers -138 for Game D Willis (L) - Action R Wolf (L) - Action
Baseball - Boston Red Sox -162 for Game M Atkins (R) - Action K Weiland (R) - Action
Baseball - Detroit Tigers -179 for Game J Verlander (R) - Action J Francis (L) - Action
Baseball - Texas Rangers -146 for Game T Cahill (R) - Action M Harrison (L) - Action
More info
Wager Status:WinRisk / To Win Amount:2,000.00 / 34,177.40 (USD) Accepted 07/10/2011 12:29 - ESTWon:34,177.36Amount Paid:36,177.36 Item # 1:Wager Type:Run LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Houston Astros: 4 - Florida Marlins: 5)Line:Houston Astros 07/10/2011 13:10:01- (EST):+1½ -175Pitchers:W Rodriguez (L) - Must Pitch ----- C Volstad (R) - Must Pitch Item # 2:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Atlanta Braves: 1 - Philadelphia Phillies: 14)Line:Philadelphia Phillies 07/10/2011 13:35:01- (EST):-175Pitchers Lowe (R) - Action ----- C Hamels (L) - Action * Event Notes:TBS TV Item # 3:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Cincinnati Reds: 3 - Milwaukee Brewers: 4)Line:Milwaukee Brewers 07/10/2011 14:10:01- (EST):-138Pitchers Willis (L) - Action ----- R Wolf (L) - Action Item # 4:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Baltimore Orioles: 6 - Boston Red Sox: 8)Line:Boston Red Sox 07/10/2011 13:35:01- (EST):-162Pitchers:M Atkins (R) - Action ----- K Weiland (R) - Action Item # 5:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Detroit Tigers: 2 - Kansas City Royals: 1)Lineetroit Tigers 07/10/2011 14:10:01- (EST):-179Pitchers:J Verlander (R) - Action ----- J Francis (L) - Action Item # 6:Wager Type:Money LineOutcome:WinSport :MLB Baseball Period :Game (Oakland Athletics: 0 - Texas Rangers: 2)Line:Texas Rangers 07/10/2011 15:05:01- (EST):-146Pitchers:T Cahill (R) - Action ----- M Harrison (L) - Action

[stogies]

Story tellers are really thick at SBR during the all-Star break.

[Glitch]

mikey- they are saying if you havent withdrawn from youwager, you dont know whether its great or not. thats the most important factor on whether a book is great or not great- how/if they pay.

you should at least do one last 2000$ parlay before you quit though.

[MartinBlank]

I would love to know what his Tax Bill/Penalty was for raiding his 401K to gamble.

Smart financial move there......

[G's pks]

[Boltafied]

Keep it in play. Kick out the women. Live happily ever after.

Nah on the real, never mix business with pleasure. Only thing to figure out here is what's business and pleasure. And if their both on the same side, then girly should not only understand but also be down for the cause (hustle).

[Boltafied]

cash out your 401....... bet the over on the padras runs scored every day and you will be made.

The over??? Even at home..fo real?? Are you aware of their last series with the Dodgers?

don't know about that call...worst hitting team in the league.

[cant call it]

quitters never win.