Time to Court Casey Anthony and cash in

[DwightShrute]

Ok you guys (or girls) in Florida especially. She could be out as early as tomorrow and you know someone is thinking of it already. Time is vital here! I am out because of geography.

Time for one of you broke fukks to cash in on the Anthony sweepstakes. She is gonna make some pretty coin with a movie and/or book deal very soon. Time to start courting this single mom. Get in there early and when the time comes, cash it.

You are welcome and I expect a small one time appreciation payment should you be successful.

The early bird catches the worm?

tips:

1. Bring her flowers. As much as some women say flowers are wasteful and dumb, they will melt at the sight of you at the door with a wide, bright bouquet.
2. Call her every day just to say "Hi." If daily seems too much, make it frequently enough that you are not annoying but show you care. The conversations don't have to be lengthy, but they will get the point across that you are thinking of her often and love the sound of her voice.
3. Give her gifts. You don't have to spring for a diamond tennis bracelet, but bring her a knickknack you saw that reminded you of her, a piece of art from a street fair or something unique and fun
4. Write her a poem. Even if you don't reckon yourself a poet, write a short paragraph about how she makes you feel. This will make her melt more than the flowers.
5. Make her every wish your desire. This doesn't mean kissing her feet, unless that's her wish and you don't mind, but it does mean catering to her whims when she wants to picnic at midnight on a hilltop or drive across the country on the spur of the moment. Show her the lengths you'll go to just to make her happy

   
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GOOD LUCK!

[topgame85]

I'd put something up in her but not my rooster, machette sounds better no?

[Rollins08]

Nice to make light of the situation you piece of trash.

[StraitShooter]

she has moved on to black guys with big black diks..Take it to the fuken bank

[Wiggums5]

No one will be able to get near her, she'll probably have security out the ass after she comes out from hiding for weeks due to all the death threats she will accumulate.

[emoney]

I have been writing her love letters ever since she went to prison.

I think I have a good chance.

[topgame85]

No one will be able to get near her, she'll probably have security out the ass after she comes out from hiding for weeks due to all the death threats she will accumulate.

And guess who probably gets to pay for the security?

[DwightShrute]

I have been writing her love letters ever since she went to prison.

I think I have a good chance.

love the initiative

BOL man!

[Tech N9ne]

I could use the extra cash. I will write her a poem and bring flowers. Thanks for the tip

[DwightShrute]

I could use the extra cash. I will write her a poem and bring flowers. Thanks for the tip

here is a start .. (no charge)

Now that you are out of jail
I wish I could have posted bail

[jgray]

Uhh, she's not a "single mom" anymore Dwight. That was sort of what that whole trial was about.....

[DwightShrute]

Uhh, she's not a "single mom" anymore Dwight. That was sort of what that whole trial was about.....

ooops, ya good point. my bad .