I Usually don't kiss and tell but hey there's always a first...

[Giuvara]

Damn, that's a beautiful spot. Gotta love CR

[bobbyfk]

need details sir

[gerogermany]

A convinient looking place my friend. congrats for you.

[l7ustin]

theres no white girls in CR. wtf kinda shit is this?

[Nittany Lion]

Dax forgot to mention after the 3 hour ride he told her alright you can either fuk or walk back

[wtf]

did u murder her?

if not provide pics stat

[bureK]

Everything hurts for the first time

[Swinging Johnson]

I hope they don't find the body.

[opie1988]

The only person I've ever seen with GREY eyes is Loshak.

Hmmmmm........and Loshak lives in Costa Rica. Hmmmm......and, Loshak does indeed have a great ass.



Dax........what the fukk is going on here???

[jjgold]

This is a strange story

[stogies]

BULLsh*t

stop telling fukin stories

is this true or not?

how old are you dax?

I thought you 2 worked in the same SBR offices in CR????

[Dax]

I'll try to get pics the next time we go out my phone is too crappy to take good pics, though I'm not gonna be the one to call her, don't wanna seem desperate...
Yes it was real and so was she, No I didn't catch anything (aside from the cold) cause I had my rain coat on, there are white girls here in Costa Rica lots of'em too. She was Tica, and Loshak dude you must be hangin out with the wrong party man.

[Yich123]

lmao good choice to posting this story on the saloon. good job bud keep up the great work

[Roadtrip635]

Dax forgot to mention after the 3 hour ride he told her alright you can either fuk or walk back

[Dax]

You got that right dude... and Girls here in CR know that by heart...

[JMobile]

Dax, how soon can you put up them pics?

[Dax]

Dax, how soon can you put up them pics?

Donno man... I've really never been one to take pics... but when I see her again I'll try to snap a few...

[HotStreak]

poor DAX is still upset he doesn't get attention on here so he makes up a romance novel for us.

What a lame story.

This is a strange story

Dax never left the basement

[Dax]

Dax never left the basement

There hardly are any basements in Costa Rica... they tend to flood.

And hey man, girls do say yes if you know how to ask .

I invite any of you to come down here and I'll take you out for a fun time... but of course on your dollar cause I'm a little tight on cash right now

[HotStreak]

Seems like a nice spot.

[Bostongambler]

Nice view. Now I want to spark up a joint.

[Dax]

Seems like a nice spot.

Yeah it is... the place is very peaceful, lots of nature and just a cool spot overall...

[cant call it]

I would conceive a new kid there, then leave them both to fend for themselves.

[Dax]

I would conceive a new kid there, then leave them both to fend for themselves.

[CarpeDime]

I thought you 2 worked in the same SBR offices in CR????

its a big fukin office i dont know who the fuk this guy is but i need him to help me pull firme hynas in CR i did not know he was smooth like that

no bombas plasticos, solo natural

[Dax]

[boeing power]

dax, wish your sister a happy birthday for me

[bradthebloke]

did you tie weights to her body and throw her in the water or which of those bushes did you leave the body.

[Dax]

dax, wish your sister a happy birthday for me

LOL dude that's just sick

[xlilsp1keyx]

pics or didnt happen. just ur imaginary friend in ur dream.

[Dax]

pics or didnt happen. just ur imaginary friend in ur dream.

Well as always the skeptics will be roaming around... don't hate the playa homie hate the game...

[CarpeDime]

this guy is a fukin story teller

chicks dont fuk in CR

obviously the whores do im not talking about them

they might fuk you if you speak spanish and dance salsa with them and all that BS or if you are a gringo and they think you are rich then yeah

other than that they dont fuk here

much much better off in the states

in the states, make a few jokes, ask them about their life, and you are in

[Dax]

this guy is a fukin story teller chicks dont fuk in CR obviously the whores do im not talking about them they might fuk you if you speak spanish and dance salsa with them and all that BS or if you are a gringo and they think you are rich then yeah other than that they dont fuk here much much better off in the states in the states, make a few jokes, ask them about their life, and you are in

Dude like I said man, don't hate the playa... hate the game!

I don't dance salsa but IF NECESSARY what you MUST DO in those cases is accept the invite to go to the dance floor, BUT on the way say that you don't know how to dance very well but you'd really like her to teach you... I'm tellin ya man they eat that shit up... and they'll grind up against you like there's no tomorrow!

And it's the same here man just ask a couple of questions and reply saying things like, yes, yeah, really...

Jokes are good openers but they have to be Damn good if not stay away from the jokes it might kill your only 10 seconds of attention...

If you can get a girls attention for more than 10 seconds your set dude...

[ClimbSomeRocks]

Just remember... NOT A F'N PIECE OF CANDY... don't even buy her drinks, NOTHING... anyways chicks here for some reason like it when they are treated "equally"... and the worse you treat them the more they dig it... it's mind boggling...

That's chicks everywhere... why I don't know.

[jeffksu]

And then one time at band camp...and then one time at band camp...on and on ...American Pie, for those of you in the dark..