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  • samgurt
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-10
    • 2980

    #1
    Who here works with THAT GUY...?
    You know the one I am talking about...The guy that everyone tries to avoid at all costs because he is just incredibly annoying.

    I got a new guy at my work who I hafta work with every day and by 9:00 i just wanna jump off a bridge.

    The dude will tell me every single detail of his daughter's (9 years old, so you know it can't be the least bit interesting to anyone other than a parent) soccer games...and he will bring it up at least 12 times each day. STFU!

    And every sentence is a question, so I hafta answer "right" or "yep" to everything

    And I get it....you went to transformers 3 yesterday AND ONLY PAID 5 BUCKS!.....you told me like 40x.



    He claims to be a Brewers fan so I try to talk to him about baseball but he doesn't even know the players on the team.

    Love coming home after work to watch some baseball
  • Rod1010
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-01-10
    • 6208

    #2
    Originally posted by samgurt
    You know the one I am talking about...The guy that everyone tries to avoid at all costs because he is just incredibly annoying.

    I got a new guy at my work who I hafta work with every day and by 9:00 i just wanna jump off a bridge.

    The dude will tell me every single detail of his daughter's (9 years old, so you know it can't be the least bit interesting to anyone other than a parent) soccer games...and he will bring it up at least 12 times each day. STFU!

    And every sentence is a question, so I hafta answer "right" or "yep" to everything

    And I get it....you went to transformers 3 yesterday AND ONLY PAID 5 BUCKS!.....you told me like 40x.



    He claims to be a Brewers fan so I try to talk to him about baseball but he doesn't even know the players on the team.

    Love coming home after work to watch some baseball
    Tell me about it.. Got the same problem here!

    I feel your pain.
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    • InTheDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-23-09
      • 23983

      #3
      I have a few chickens that work for me who wouldn't fukkin stop on the Casey anthony stuff. Seriously stfu

      Oh wait....that's this message board.
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      • HotStreak
        SBR MVP
        • 05-12-09
        • 3235

        #4
        Hahahaha!

        I used to work with a guy that told me about the yard work he did. Only other thing he ever talked about was NASCAR. Rusty Wallace in particular. OVER AND OVER!

        Years later when he found out his wife was ******* some other dude, it dawned on me that nobody listened to him at home so he took it out on his coworkers.

        Years later I had the pleasure to work with a lady that talked about hot air ballooning every day.
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        • Br0nxer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-25-11
          • 13665

          #5
          i work in a place where 95% of the employees are that guy
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          • samgurt
            SBR MVP
            • 05-31-10
            • 2980

            #6
            Originally posted by HotStreak
            Hahahaha! I used to work with a guy that told me about the yard work he did. Only other thing he ever talked about was NASCAR. Rusty Wallace in particular. OVER AND OVER! Years later when he found out his wife was ******* some other dude, it dawned on me that nobody listened to him at home so he took it out on his coworkers. Years later I had the pleasure to work with a lady that talked about hot air ballooning every day.

            nice....I work for the park maintenance department of a city and he talks about how much garbage was in each trash can LAST WEEK!
            WHO THE F CARES! Empty the fukker and shut it!
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            • Tech N9ne
              Restricted User
              • 06-24-11
              • 5366

              #7
              Tell him your bangin his daughter then punch him in the mouth. That should shut him up.
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              • HotStreak
                SBR MVP
                • 05-12-09
                • 3235

                #8
                Those same people tend to get close and invade your space when they are rambling on. Also they will follow you as you move away from them. Some to the extreme of tailing you into the bathroom even talking through the stall door as you are letting one rip. Their behaviour should be criminal. It borders on torture.
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                • tony_come
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-31-10
                  • 21695

                  #9
                  I'm in love with that guy
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                  • samgurt
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-31-10
                    • 2980

                    #10
                    Originally posted by HotStreak
                    Those same people tend to get close and invade your space when they are rambling on. Also they will follow you as you move away from them. Some to the extreme of tailing you into the bathroom even talking through the stall door as you are letting one rip. Their behaviour should be criminal. It borders on torture.
                    This is so spot on it is scary. About two weeks ago he stood right behind me as I was pissin in a urinal
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                    • ttwarrior1
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28460

                      #11
                      thats your worst worry, wtf, sorry dude u got it easy
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                      • samgurt
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-31-10
                        • 2980

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        thats your worst worry, wtf, sorry dude u got it easy
                        nah, that's just what he was talkin about today. I guess I am not doing it justice. If you were around this guy you wouldn't be able to handle it for more than a few hours.

                        And you probably are THAT GUY at your work...just sayin'
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                        • InTheDrink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-23-09
                          • 23983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          thats your worst worry, wtf, sorry dude u got it easy
                          Sorry tt did I miss your tennis video?

                          If you didn't post one gtfooh
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