(porto ricans are dumb f-cks)
BOYS I HAVE TO TELL YOU PORTO RICANS ARE REALLY DUMB F-CKS.YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY LOCAL ** OFFICE TO DEPOSIT 800 DOLLARS WITH 5 DIMES.3 OR 4 TIMES I TOLD THE PORTO RICAN LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER MAKE SURE ITS SENT IN U.S. DOLLARS.SHE SAID YES NO PROBLEM 
WELL FELLAS I GUESS YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT YOU GOT IT ITS NOW 6.45 20 MINUTES UNTIL THE RED SOX GAME STARTS I LOVE THE RUN LINE,THE OVER,AND THE GAME I CANT LOSE.SO BOYS I LOG INTO MY 5 DIMES ACCOUNT TO MAKE MY BET AND WHAT DO I SEE A BALANCE OF 0.00 I START THINKING MAN THIS IS UNUSUAL THEY ARE USUALLY PRETTY QUICK PICKING UP MONEY AND ITS BEEN OVER 40 MINUTES.
I GO ON TO INSTANT CHAT THE GUY FROM 5 DIMES ASKS ME THE SENDERS NAME ITS A MATCH.THEN HE ASKS THE RECIEVERS NAME ITS A MATCH.SO NOW HE SAYS THE PROBLEM IS THE MONEY WASNT SENT IN US DOLLARS WE CANT PICK IT UP
BOYS THE F-CKING PORTO RICAN SENT THE MONEY IN PHILLIPINE PASO I HAVE NO BET 
BOYS I CALLED ** AND WAS TOLD THEY CANT CHANGE THE CURRENCY OVER THE PHONE AND THEY GAVE ME A NEW CONTROL NUMBER FOR ME TO GO PICK UP MY OWN MONEY TOMORROW AT ANY WESTERN UNON OFFICE.MAYBE SHE DID ME A FAVOR SURE THE RED SOX WON AND THE GAME WENT OVER BUT NOW I CAN GO GET MY MONEY THIS MORNING AND PUT IT BACK IN THE BANK BEFORE I BOUNCE A CHECK FOR MY REAL ESTATE TAXES TO THE CITY OF BOSTON
I AM SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW LOOKING AT MY ** SLIP I HAVE 33,572.88 PHILLIPINE PASO'S TRANSLATED TO U.S DOLLARS I HAVE SHITITS A SAD DAY IN BEANTOWN FELLAS.I AM ON A BAD STREAK FELLAS NOW I CANT WIN BECAUSE OF PORTO RICAN LADIES I TOLD HER 3 OR 4 TIMES MAKE SURE ITS U.S. DOLLARS I GAVE HER THE BENIFITOF THE DOUBT SHE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THIS BUT ONCE AGAIN I WAS WRONG I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED SHE WAS PORTO RICAN
NOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY I DONT LIKE PORTO RICANS THEY ARE THE DUMBEST F-CKS ALL THE WOMEN DO IS LOOK AT THERE FINGER NAILS ALL DAY LONG AND THINK ABOUT MAKING ILLEGAL BABIES
WELL FELLAS I GUESS YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT YOU GOT IT ITS NOW 6.45 20 MINUTES UNTIL THE RED SOX GAME STARTS I LOVE THE RUN LINE,THE OVER,AND THE GAME I CANT LOSE.SO BOYS I LOG INTO MY 5 DIMES ACCOUNT TO MAKE MY BET AND WHAT DO I SEE A BALANCE OF 0.00 I START THINKING MAN THIS IS UNUSUAL THEY ARE USUALLY PRETTY QUICK PICKING UP MONEY AND ITS BEEN OVER 40 MINUTES.I GO ON TO INSTANT CHAT THE GUY FROM 5 DIMES ASKS ME THE SENDERS NAME ITS A MATCH.THEN HE ASKS THE RECIEVERS NAME ITS A MATCH.SO NOW HE SAYS THE PROBLEM IS THE MONEY WASNT SENT IN US DOLLARS WE CANT PICK IT UP
BOYS THE F-CKING PORTO RICAN SENT THE MONEY IN PHILLIPINE PASO I HAVE NO BET BOYS I CALLED ** AND WAS TOLD THEY CANT CHANGE THE CURRENCY OVER THE PHONE AND THEY GAVE ME A NEW CONTROL NUMBER FOR ME TO GO PICK UP MY OWN MONEY TOMORROW AT ANY WESTERN UNON OFFICE.MAYBE SHE DID ME A FAVOR SURE THE RED SOX WON AND THE GAME WENT OVER BUT NOW I CAN GO GET MY MONEY THIS MORNING AND PUT IT BACK IN THE BANK BEFORE I BOUNCE A CHECK FOR MY REAL ESTATE TAXES TO THE CITY OF BOSTON
I AM SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW LOOKING AT MY ** SLIP I HAVE 33,572.88 PHILLIPINE PASO'S TRANSLATED TO U.S DOLLARS I HAVE SHIT
ITS A SAD DAY IN BEANTOWN FELLAS.I AM ON A BAD STREAK FELLAS NOW I CANT WIN BECAUSE OF PORTO RICAN LADIES I TOLD HER 3 OR 4 TIMES MAKE SURE ITS U.S. DOLLARS I GAVE HER THE BENIFITOF THE DOUBT SHE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THIS BUT ONCE AGAIN I WAS WRONG I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED SHE WAS PORTO RICAN NOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY I DONT LIKE PORTO RICANS THEY ARE THE DUMBEST F-CKS ALL THE WOMEN DO IS LOOK AT THERE FINGER NAILS ALL DAY LONG AND THINK ABOUT MAKING ILLEGAL BABIES
I LOVE THIS GUY HE IS A 10 TIME LOSER 
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