Will not be in attendance this year but for those who will be, here are 10 notes from last year. We'll see if history repeats itself:
1. Bobby and Zeta guffawing in the elevator in the presence of strangers. One guy saying "Sbr forum..." and the other one replying with "dot com!... HAWHAWHAWHAWH"
2. Iceminers ruining Baus' meal. Poor Baus couldn't eat or get a word in as a very drunk Miners was in his ear the whole night. At one point Fishhead could be heard from across the table saying: "Poor Baus!"
3. Paco wearing the most ill-fitted suite I've ever seen. You guys are making fun if Bobby's latest picture of him in a suit, but Paco's was way worse. He was swimming in it.
4. The scandal last year involving some female poster in her 50s. Can't recall her name, but I think Illini might be able to refresh our memories. He may have banged her. Others certainly did.
5. Fishhead diving in a dumpster. I was not present for this but saw the video. I think he left Vegas with a couple of TVs in the back of his car, courtesy of the dumpster behind the GN.
6. The Mathdotcom impostor. Mathy wasn't at the Bash last year, yet there was this guy who many believed to be Mathy. It was hilarious.
7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.
8. The emptiness in LVBOUND's eyes. Have never seen such a void in the eyes of a human being. Would love to monitor his brain to see if there is any activity in there. Guy was so excited to "move to Vegas". Never happened, of course.
9. Overhearing some poster's girlfriend stating that "Miss Nevada isn't that hot". The girlfriend herself was probably a 3, and dating an SBR poster. I think it was the gf of some poster named Boggs, who may have disappeared.
10. Samball. Just a gentleman all around and a wonderful organizer. The party went off without a hitch.
1. Bobby and Zeta guffawing in the elevator in the presence of strangers. One guy saying "Sbr forum..." and the other one replying with "dot com!... HAWHAWHAWHAWH"
2. Iceminers ruining Baus' meal. Poor Baus couldn't eat or get a word in as a very drunk Miners was in his ear the whole night. At one point Fishhead could be heard from across the table saying: "Poor Baus!"
3. Paco wearing the most ill-fitted suite I've ever seen. You guys are making fun if Bobby's latest picture of him in a suit, but Paco's was way worse. He was swimming in it.
4. The scandal last year involving some female poster in her 50s. Can't recall her name, but I think Illini might be able to refresh our memories. He may have banged her. Others certainly did.
5. Fishhead diving in a dumpster. I was not present for this but saw the video. I think he left Vegas with a couple of TVs in the back of his car, courtesy of the dumpster behind the GN.
6. The Mathdotcom impostor. Mathy wasn't at the Bash last year, yet there was this guy who many believed to be Mathy. It was hilarious.
7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.
8. The emptiness in LVBOUND's eyes. Have never seen such a void in the eyes of a human being. Would love to monitor his brain to see if there is any activity in there. Guy was so excited to "move to Vegas". Never happened, of course.
9. Overhearing some poster's girlfriend stating that "Miss Nevada isn't that hot". The girlfriend herself was probably a 3, and dating an SBR poster. I think it was the gf of some poster named Boggs, who may have disappeared.
10. Samball. Just a gentleman all around and a wonderful organizer. The party went off without a hitch.
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sex in a Vegas hotel? this has to be some kind of a joke
