Michael Jordan's high school love letter!

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  • daimoshokage
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-07-11
    • 8935

    #1
    Michael Jordan's high school love letter!
    fukking old school




    My Dearest Laquette

    How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

    I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

    I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

    With my Best Love

    Michael J. Jordan
  • face
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-31-11
    • 14740

    #2
    the girls he wants to screw is a high school bookie
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    • 30K Millionaire
      SBR MVP
      • 08-10-10
      • 2003

      #3
      good thing he was better at basketball than grammar
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      • sweethook
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-21-07
        • 12667

        #4
        why
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        • biggamerife21
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 01-04-09
          • 529

          #5
          thats pimpin
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            ballin, straight out of his advance chemistry class. it sure shows.
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            • SportsMushroom
              SBR MVP
              • 09-28-10
              • 4177

              #7
              I fail to see how someone that obviously has a bad grasp of grammar and the english language can get into a US university
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              • Dutch
                SBR MVP
                • 09-21-10
                • 4339

                #8
                Advanced Chem? Dude was smarter then than I am now.
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